How do I get my boyfriend into drinking wine and trying new foods? I've reached my tipping point. Last night we went to a dinner event for work and it was quite a nice fancy restaurant. Instead of ordering a proper drink, he got coke and he disliked the food on the menu and asked the waiter if the chef could do either chicken strips and fries or spaghetti and meatballs (to which the waiter said no). The waiter smirked and my friends were just kind of amused but it's embarassing. He is an awesome guy but he has the pallet of a 5 year old and whenever I suggest we try something new he will refuse. Whenever we order pizza if it has veggies he will pick them off so normally we must get either a plain cheese or pepperoni. I am just tired of it.
>>8218670
Subtle, but your bait stinks. The pizza was a reach.
>>8218677
Hm?
>>8218703
He is saying you are trying to get a rise out of people by posting a fake inflammatory story. He caught it though when you were too obvious by saying your boyfriend only likes pepperoni and cheese pizzas.
>Friend slurps noodles loudly
>"Can you fucking stop? It's seriously annoying."
>"W-well people from Japan slurp their noodles to signify it being delicious!"
>"We're not in Japan bitch."
My god. Stop. Stop slurping your fucking noodles. It's annoying you weebs.
>>8228522
>slurping intensifies
I love slurping noodles loudly when someone complains about it.
if youre eating noodles in a broth, you should slurp them. now quit being a faggot.
I slurp Spaghetti in tomato Sauce. It's beautiful.
I'm an expert on American cuisine.
ask me anything
I'm an expert on Islamic feminism.
ask me anything
>>8227862
I only have $1000 to last me until the end of the month, can you recommend me some food to eat?
What is this called
Do sweet, healthy beverages exist?
Fruit smoothies I suppose
>>8225180
a nice refreshing coca-cola™ zero™
>>8225180
Just drink water
webm thread?
>>8223522
Low test will complain about this.
Always loved this one.
Who sells the freshest, best tasting bottled water?
>>8214622
Arrowhead
Fuji.
"It just tastes thinner." (TM)
Zephyrhills
Pulp or no Pulp?
"I like shit in my mouth"- pulpfags
>>8226310
pulp is good stuff man
Pulp!
Is this fine vegan dining?
Is this podracing?
How is bread vegan? you have to kill poor wheat plants to make it
Real vegans filter feed
>addicted to cheese and meat
more like addicted to not dying by malnutrition
You can use one of these with your breakfast burrito. (So egg, cheese, meat, etc.)
Which do you choose?
The Valentina, assuming this is something I made at home.
If I'm at TBell or McD's I'm just going to use their sauce.
I choose to slap that shit out of the way and put some Tapatio on it
Valentina easily
How am I supposed to eat these? I have had a can in my pantry for months.
>>8222623
Bread them and fry them. Though I have never bought canned oysters.
>>8222630
That sounds pretty gud. Thanks
>>8222630
Cooking already overcooked seafood sounds like a sweet idea, wicked man!
Roggenkruste, Brötchen, Brezel, Vollkornbrot, seriously, how did Germans get so good at baking?
>>8220996
(you)
>>8220996
They have been using the ovens since 1945
>>8220996
Because they share a border with Denmark
Looking to get my first knife: wondering if I should go for a Chinese cleaver, western chef, or santoku style knife. Budget is $50-$75.
Knife general
>>8218819
I personally like Santoku style knives if anonymous internet opinions matter
>>8218819
http://www.chefknivestogo.com/riar21ca52.html
>>8218869
Actually, I take that back.
Get this SS one for a first knife:
http://www.chefknivestogo.com/riar24gy.html
NOODLE THREAD
>discuss noodles
>tell people they are faggots for finding hot chicken noodles hot
>be mad that ottogi yeul ramen hasn't been restocked at your local chinese supermarket
>don't look at the sodium stats
>rest assured that chinese noodles are safe after they executed the people responsible for the melamine scandal
PS: I have had all noodles in pic related before, except the chili crab thing.
Have you had those jjajang noodles in the brown package
Also hot chicken noodles are murderous desu, but maybe I'm just a baby
>>8206906
no but I will, because black soybean paste sounds breddy gud
>>8206737
I had a roommate in college that used to buy that stuff in the middle with the egg on it. He would buy it cheap by the case and sell it in the dorms for 50¢/pack, fucker made a small fortune over a couple years.
What is the name of this fruit?
Ananas
>>8222320
Kumquat.
Django's third nipple
The nuclear war is imminent and many anons are stuffing their bunkers to be ready for when the time comes. What food would you bring in a bunker?
Let's make two lists for a bunker without fridge and a bunker with fridge, for a time period of 3 months. If enough people contribute, an infographic can be made later.
>>8220449
Rice and beans
>>8220453
That's very durable but, are the nutritional values enough? you don't want to be suffering from lack of some vitamin after 3 months, if you don't eat well, hunger will haunt you the whole time. I'm trying to balance to prevent this.
This is a draft of Low-Cost Food List (Yurop version):
Bunker Without Fridge:
>Crushed Tomatoes Sauce
Cheap. You can store many jars or bottles in a square meter and they last for two months once opened if the jars are pressurized or two weeks if you use a cloth and rubber band around the cap to stop air.
Recommended (3 months): 12-bottles/1-person
>Olive Oil
Indispensable for cooking many different things.
Recommended (3 months): 3-bottles/1-person
>Pasta (Dry/No Egg)
Also cheap, it lasts forever if kept in a place without humidity. Easy to cook and can be cooked in many ways.
Recommended (3 months): 12-kg/1-person
>Jams
Like tomato sauce, the dirability is high, especially for citrus-based jams. There’re many cheap brands.
Recommended (3 months): 12-jars/1-person
>Rusks
To eat with jams or alone.
Recommended (3 months): 9-kg/1-person
>Biscuits
Without creams. There’s plenty of choice and they’re cheap. Also goes well with jams.
Recommended (3 months): 9-kg/1-person
>Crackers
As snack food, it’s cheap and durable.
Recommended (3 months): 90-packs/1-person
Bunker With Fridge (and Freezer):
>Frozen Veggies
>Wurstels
>Carrots
>Cheese
>???
With a fridge the choice is much larger but there's to consider that the space is limited to the fridge's volume so it's still not easy. For example the food listed above has high density and can be stuffed relatively well.
The real question is, do you actually want to survive through a global nuclear war?