My grocery store keeps track of the groceries I buy most often ranked by order of purchase frequency.
How shit am I?
>>8397925
you're 14/15ths shit. The only thing there that's not shitworthy is the london broil.
>>8397925
I think you need help OP
>stomach relief
a toasted cheese & garlic bagel with butter
or
a toasted cheese bagel with garlic butter?
garlic butter
garlic is oil soluble
will be much tastier
Onion bagel with cream cheese and a little garlic salt. Your welcone
>>8397812
For me, its the McChicken.
Would you care for some breakfast pizza, /ck/?
It has egg, sausage, bacon, cheese, and nacho cheese sauce.
>>8397756
no fuck off
>>8397767
Here's a close-up to help you decide.
>>8397771
How do you reheat leftover cheese pasta? I'll show you how I do it, step one
over the bonfire, duh
Step two
>>8397721
>How do you reheat
are you really that retarded?
Will this work with a boneless cut in the oven?
I don't know shit about cooking. Also, it's a smaller cut so what would the timing be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZeyT5OvomE
>>8397604
Yes.
>>8397608
What about the timing? My cut is 4lbs, video is 8.
Seriously though, how long?
Never tasted it. Is it really that good? It seems disgusting.
>>8397489
overrated. try bananas instead of jelly
>>8397489
don't do it, once you do you'll start craving other poverty foods like McChickens
>>8397489
Fruit&nut combo is a thing. This is like tge cheapest variation on fruit&nut but if you use good jam and good PB it's actually pretty tasty. Good fresh bread is a must too.
>paying for quality ingredients makes for better tasting food
Wow I'm a dickhead why did I even hit submit. Oh well enjoy my wisdom OP.
What kind of vinegar should I use? I've seen most people use cider or balsamic, so what's the /ck/ official recipe?
Also red or white onions?
red vinegar
olive oil
salt
thats it
>>8396810
I use olive oil, salt, lemon and cilantro.
>>8396813
This + pepper
Is it pronounced raymen noodles or rahhmen noodles?
I say raymen because I've always said it that way, also rahhmen sounds really hipster and pretentious and like you're some foreigner and you drink water with your pinky up.
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I'VE GOT THREE KIDS
My mother always says "rayman" and insists that it's correct because of American English phonetics
She teaches autismos how to read
What are your favourite combinations of food, taking into consideration all 5 senses?
One of mine's is bruschetta topped with tomato, mozzarella, pesto, basil and bresaola. Gaze upon it's smoky and crunchy yet crisp and refreshing beauty.
>>8396468
Beef carpaccio with arugula, a reduced balsamic vin, shaved swiss cheese. Only sense I'm really missing is hearing...beef carpaccio doesn't say jack shit.
>>8396468
In the summer I smoke a pork shoulder and eat it with KFC coleslaw on buns. I make the barbecue sauce, too.
Crunchy, sweet coleslaw with spicy, vinegary barbecue sauce on a gooey, soft bun with smokey, fatty pork.
hnngghhhh
>>8396515
Why not just make coleslaw yourself?
Boiling lemons today. What about you?
This seems like a pretty fresh take on trolling an existing meme. I'm interested to see where you go with it.
Why are we boiling lemons Anon?
I am attempting to render down the essence of lemon. They have been strained and are now boiling down.
Is it worth the hour and a half of stirring to do it the old fashioned way?
>>8396016
Is this some CIA operation?
YESS MAN
I love these so much
Is it worth posting this every hour?
I don't have any kind of mixer aside from a classic manual whisk, but I want to make meringue.
How long should I expect to be beating my egg whites for until they're good to go?
Until your arm literally fucking drops off and the cramp in your hand has driven your fingernails half an inch into your palm.
Until you realize you'll never make good meringue at home and go buy some
in the entire canon of /ck/, is there any words more delightful?
>>8395858
food poisoning free all-you-can-eat
bottomless semen
>>8395858
Wjy
thl can i not view any images on /ck?
They All say deleted. Cant be every one
Is it still greek salad if a greek makes it or is it just salad..?
And is every salad a greek makes a greek salad?
>>8395467
Is it still a russian salad if a non-russkie makes it? Or is is a winter salad if you make it in the summer?
>>8395478
What is that salad?
Damnit im so confused
>>8395490
are you really? It's called russian salad or winter salad in most countries, Olivier's salad in russia
And its one of the best and filling friggin things you can call a salad. But this slav is based ofc
Place your order, /ck/.
I'll take a coke.
I'll take a cock.
>>8395204
I'd like a large pizza garchesy CBLT please