Hey y'alls I'm gonna teach you how to cook a crock pot meal in your bedroom because you hate your roomate.
Start by cuttin up some chicken. I am a bit buzzed mind you all ..
>>8711712
once you're done put the cutting bosrd and knife in sink and don't wash just to piss your roommate off
>>8711714
gather your supplies and head to your bedroom..
>>8711714
Rookie move, leave it in his bathtub/shower.
> be me
> Decide to indulge myself with fresh oysters
> Buy a lot to prepare at home
> Get to work preparing them and see that the bag is moving
> Fuckers are covered in worms and beatles
Fucking dropped
What are some foods you liked once but now gross you out????
>>8711606
Snails, I like them chopped and cooked, but had some whole the other day and the feel of the guys squishing out really turned me off.
ew. where do you live that such oysters happened?
i once bought frozen mussels from christ knows where that were infested with crabs
i only buy north american east coast mussels now
>>8711652
>buys mussels
>they give him crab instead
Sounds like you got the better end of the deal.
Redpill me on steel cut oats.
>>8711578
>Redpill me
The jew is using the negro as muscle to breed the white race out of existence by miscegenating with feminazi SJWs who want to turn our cats vegan
Alex Jones hasn't explained how the oatmeal fits in but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cucks and the "new men" I keep hearing about, the ones who apologise for being white by eating avocados and stuff
>>8711593
Huh?
>using /pol/ memes to try and talk about /fit/ memes on /ck/
You're in too deep.
You need to go back.
http://www.misophonia.com
What do you think, /ck/?
I consciously avoid eating around people or attending family dinners because the sound of people chewing their food loudly absolutely infuriates me and sends me into full blown rage.
Is it real or am I just being a little bitch?
>inb4 I should just get over it
My dad is a loud chewer, kind of bugs me but I handle it. I brought it up to him one time and I felt like an asshole afterwards so Ive never mentioned it again
My mother's always had hangups about listening to people chew or slurp or make any kind of eating noise.
She said she felt relieved to learn this was a thing other people had too, and that she wasn't going crazy.
I remember hearing they've done studies that show people with misophonia actually have the emotional center in their brain light up when they hear sounds that set them off.
>>8711515
Get over it you big whiny bitch.
>used to be a great product
>now is just a flop of undercooked dough that it literally needs to have a holder
Has any other product suffered more?
>>8711158
hot pockets are so bad now there's barley fucking anything in them. I remember when they were actually loaded
>>8712183
>2017
>eating nestle
I know I can easily google this, and I have. But I'm unsure of specifics so I'm going to ask here because I trust 4chan more (hah). Mommy made me some butter chicken on friday at 3pm, I forgot to eat it and it is now monday at 4:14pm. Is butter chicken still safe to eat?
Thank you from me and mommy.
god damnit nigger if you waste that butter chicken I'm whoop yo anus with the bike handlebar again
>>8711092
I really don't want to waste it, my mommy makes it really good. But I don't want to get food poisoning either. It's a delicious dilemma.
>>8711096
shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsv0-_nJsY
what is this coonery? pork is OK to eat medium rare???
>>8711040
>pork is OK to eat medium rare???
Yup. You can cook it like beef. The only reason it used to get cooked to pure white is to deal with trichinosis, but farmers solved that issue.
>>8711052
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/meat-preparation/fresh-pork-from-farm-to-table/CT_Index
Source
>>8711052
I just had this argument with my dad last night when I grilled pork chops
his idea of cooked chop is shoe leather white, so my grilled chops were unsafe to him
is this the ultimate knife shape?
someone could get a grip?
eww
>>8710932
get a grip and move on, boi
>>8710932
interesting. I sometimes end up holding the knife by the blade.
>2017
>still using white sugar in your coffee
Sugar syrup is superior. It dissolves in hot or cold and sweetens more consistently. Once again the Japs have got it figured out.
Stop falling for the granulated Jew /ck/
>>8710924
>2017
>willingly poisoning yourself
syrup is a liquid, so its already dissolved
>2017
>putting anything but fernet into coffee
Is Jack Daniels chicken the dumbest thing a restaurant has done? So basically I could order it get a buzz and not need any drinks?
It's like 1tbsp of JD per serving and some of the alcohol evaporates during cooking so you won't feel shit, captain
Pretty sure the alcohol is cooked out of it.
>>8710726
>Restaruants invented bourbon chicken
Nice meme
What do you get at Burger King, /ck/?
I like the Whopper.
I get directions to the nearest Carl's Jr
>>8709590
>fries
Why are you getting BK fries when they are one of the few fastfood places that lets you substitute onion rings at no additional cost?
A stomach ache! Got them! Chicken sandwich though, and upset tummy honestly.
I genuinely do not understand the appeal.
>>8709281
Because of a 1.4 second long advertising jingle saying no more than the name of the company that has been repeated online, on the radio and on tv more times than the sears air conditioning commercial.
I don't get it either but I do know people are really, really, really fucking stupid and Mike Judge's prophecy is not 400 years away, but 40 years away.
>>8709281
People are fucking stupid
Bottomless fries is a thing there correct? Didn't this board have a anon complaining about it.
Is it sad or awkward to eat alone?
For me it's relaxing and liberating.
Dunno but I'm autistic and I hate eating even near people.
It depends. It's nice to go out with friends for a dinner or just for a breakfast after a night of drinking. But sometimes you just want to be left alone. It's nice to just eat and not feel the need to talk to anyone.
Name a better burger. Pro-tip: you can't
>>8708557
>£
sometimes I wish hitler won the battle of the atlantic
>>8708557
>he doesn't know about Ronnie's Burgers
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/4913753
It's cute seeing europeans copy american food.
Hard shell tacos will always be better than "authentic tacos". Search your hearts, you know it's true.
Name a single benefit hard shell provides over soft.
>>8708231
>*ckckrrruunnnchch
>>8708238
Cutting apart your gums and cheeks on taco shell fragments is not a benefit.