Hey y'alls I'm gonna teach you how to cook a crock

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>>8711712
once you're done put the cutting bosrd and knife in sink and don't wash just to piss your roommate off

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>>8711714
gather your supplies and head to your bedroom..

>>8711714
Rookie move, leave it in his bathtub/shower.

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>>8711718
set yp your crock pot in your room if you havent already

>>8711728
btw these are the oranges.. that i have to keep in my room because my roommate keeps eating them. i bought them

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>>8711728
try puttin in the sour cream without a spoon cuz you forgot to bring a spoon to your bedroom and your roommate is out in the kitchen so u dont wanna go back out

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>>8711782
wow can't believe 4chan hasnt fixed the phone flipping images phenomina

anyway add chicken

I love this so far. you really live this way?

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>>8711793
i had some onion chopped up already so im added that

>>8711795
Yes . thinking about getting a mini fridge for my room soon just unsure how to haul it up the stairs to my room.

> how to have an explosion in your house

watch out anons

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>>8711800
how can i possibly have an sxplosion

anyway add cream of whatever. chicken is preffered but i forgot to get some at he store so all i have is celery .

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>>8711806
drain yer corn in yor bathrroom because the bathroom is closer to your room than the kitchen ..

keep it going OP, i need to cum

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>>8711813
add yer corn ... duh

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>>8711826
optional: do it all over again cuz i like corn... i love corn !! im doubling my corn.

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>>8711835
add cheese !!!!! sharp. heddar is best :_)

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guys is this enough cheese? :-)

You should have a cooking show OP. I'd love to watch this.

>>8711849

Does Hyvee exist outside of flyover country?

I've only encountered it in middle of nowhere farmland Minnesota. Yummy beef sticks tho.

>>8711861
Bedroom cooking with autism?

>>8711813
>>8711835
>Not draining it out the window so you cn stay in your room
Rookie

>>8711867
I'd call the show Pan Seared Autism.

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>>8711889
holy shit..... i've taken note..

add rice !! yellow rice.

your behavior is symptomatic of classical pathological avoidance syndrome. probably contributing to borderline personality disorder. in old school speak man up.

>>8711908
I bet that sounded really cool in your head

i live alone but still kind of want to cook in my bedroom now

>>8711905
good choice OP
im on the edge of my seat here

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>>8711908
buddy i already know what i got. no need to diagnose people on the internet .

go back downstairs and grab your seasonins you forgot and a spoon and a paper towel. p

>>8711712
>>8711714
>>8711718
>>8711728
>>8711755
>>etc
Dude...
I lived in a place in my late 20's that had a shared kitchen, private bathrooms for each room.
It was so fucking disgusting. I did all of my prep in my bathroom and only entered the kitchen when I needed to use the range.
One of the roomies had a growth pattern in his hair that was obviously from brain surgery.
Shit was so fucked up.
I'm sorry it's like that for you.

>>8711813
>hy vee

What up my Midwest dwelling nigga?

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>>8711866
forgot to reply to this. no. i dont think so but i damn wish. hyvee is great.

>>8711955
sup

anyway add more cheese because fuck it

>>8711965
oh and add your seasonings obvi

>>8711934
where is the cajun seasoning....???

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>>8711993
not fucking there.. i live in flyoverland not in the gulf of mexico

stir that shit and occcupy yourself until it's done. anyone can ask me shit now or i might nap depending on how poppin this thread gets

>>8712008
you could reply to my feels, asshole >>8711949

This is my first time in /ck/ and it's so wonderful.

I want to see how this turns out

>>8712008
alright dude what's the name of this dish...
unless this is a reimagining of those great depression meals.

hyvee chinese food tho

>>8711712
Used to live with 5 people, shared one tiny kitchen. Used to secretly work magic with a crockpot and a rice maker in my room. Best of luck to you, fellow sadfriend.

tumblr has their sights on this thread
remember to wave hello

on-topic what kind of crockpot is that

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>>8712021
sorry dude. my story with my roommate is very complicated. it has nothing to do with them being messy or whatever. i just can't be in the same room as them.
there's your (you)

>>8712026
cheesy chicken n rice with some corn and onion ...

>>8712027
very good stuff !

>>8712041
im glad there is other people sharing this struggle. i thought i was crazy doing this but i am glad there are others .

>>8712063
if this is that peoplegetreallymadatfood blog fuck you desu . ck has been my homeboard for years and years and now you got these dumb fucks on here ruining it . sorry for getting mad. ck and food in general is one of the few things that makes me keep on living. an original.

>>8711806
Alright, serious question. Why do you have cream of celery in your house? Why would you ever buy that when you could just buy more cream of chicken? Hell, even cream of mushroom is a better idea!

>>8712063
man i really didnt want this to blow up.. now my roommate gonna see this ....

>>8712079
it is that blog
what else do you make with it? any soups or stews? i have my eyes set on a crockpot so i can advance to the next stage of NEET

>>8712079
>there's your (you)
Thanks, sweety. Hope it gets better for you.

For the fag who deleted his post:
https://www.amazon.com/Crock-Pot-SCCPVL600-R-6-Quart-Manual-Portable/dp/B003OATAZ4

>>8712023
it's not usually like this. ive been here on and off for years, these threads are a rare treat

also does anybody remember that rambling old guy who used to post here like a year ago? he would start out on topic and semicoherent but then trail off into random bullshit

also irish stew guy, remember irish stew guy?

>>8712079
how long do you let it go in the pot? low or high?

>>8712088
i wish i knew. i just kinda like gettin a buncha different creams..

>>8712090
this is my first time making stuff with it. thanks for ruining my life even more.

>>8712079
Yeah, it's peoplegettingreallymadatfood from Tumblr.

I'm one of those fuckwits, but I'm only lurking (besides telling you this).

>>8712079
i used to live in a place with a fucking disgusting kitchen, the other 3 people literally did not know how to clean... a buddy let me cook bit batches of stuff at his place over the weekend, and i used a mini fridge and microwave to eat it over the course of a week.

>>8712093
>also irish stew guy, remember irish stew guy?
and the drive-thru autist

>>8712102
i came here to tell you, i have been lurking /ck/ since pink salt guy and it burdens me every day to see us commodified

>>8712105
return to your graven site

>>8711908
>Saying someone has a mental disorder
>Then telling them to just stop it
Do you even understand what the fuck you are saying?

>>8712111
return to your craven site

>>8712117
I crave you

>>8711793
>phone flipping images phenomina

It's because 4chan strips the EXIF data and some phones save the orientation information in the EXIF instead of orienting it that way hard coded. If you open up the image with pretty much any image editing software and resave it, it wont flip.

>>8712093
I sincerely hope people remember blue plate guy.

>>8712093
How about guy who always took pictures with his gun? Or the guy with 6 mice?

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>>8712123
oh or when people unironically liked Joey's World Tour!

>>8712093
I miss Angie

>>8712123
wasn't this carafe guy??

>>8712131
haha he would have firearms or controversial books i remember

what about that anon who was trying to figure out how to hide butter underneath margarine in a butterbell to hide it from his crazy vegan GF?

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>>8712099
says online 3-4 hours on high so i'm trying that hopefully it don't explode

>>8712123
oh man i remmeber blue plate guy.

update: well my life will probably be ruined thanks to this thread and that dumb tumblr making this shit blow up more than it needs to be but whatever. our relationship is already shit might as well publish it on 4chan.

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>>8712142
No, he always posted meals on a white plate with a blue rim. Blue plate special, yo!

It sorta looked like this.

>>8712174
...Except it didn't. Fuck I can't find blue plate guys plate
>>8712164
YOU THERE! HELP ME EXPLAIN MY AGING MEMORY

>>8712179
you askin thw wrong person

>>8712093

I used to have a big compilation of ROG's posts. Possibly my favorite anon of all time. I'm guessing he died.

>>8712164

I just cooked five chicken breasts in my crockpot on low. Took about three hours. High heat might dry them out if you leave them that long. I didn't have all that corn and cheese and cream though, just some garlic, onions, and bbq sauce. Yours might take longer.

mfw i was here on /ck/ for masaokis but still saw this thread on tumblr

anyways pls keep going op im getting hungry

>>8712318
>saw this thread on tumblr
No wonder this board has gone to shit.

staying tuned OP

I just made a great black bean and chicken soup. I basically just tossed dried black beans, raw chicken pieces, carrots, celery, corn, potatoes and brocolli. Let it boil on the stove for like 2 hours.

Shit was good as fuck

>>8712318
Tumblr has threads? I thought it was more like a blog type thing.

>>8711755
Why do you hate your roommates anon?

The Midwest is the worst.

OP hows it lookin?

>>8712027
it's crap

>>8712093
he died of alcohol poisoning

>>8712247
He was imitated a lot, but he was too original to perfect.
I'd like to see your collection.

I miss BBQ KING

>>8712374
Reading comprehension

>>8712093
Rambling old man was great. Pretty sure I saw him about 6 months ago, unless it was a really good copycat.

Was it good op?