I have literally nothing in my life. No friends, no family to speak of, etc.
I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that can fill the gaping void in my life is money.
I live in a college town, and college kids have way more money than they have sense. Y'all know any crafty ways I can help these guys part ways with their cash?
>>1732112
yeah you should just go ahead a kys, if anyone had a way to make money or business idea that targets young people they wouldn't tell.
Sell them red plastic cups my nigger dude
>>1732112
novelty drivers licences
I'm looking to pay off some credit card debt with my tax refund. Would it be better to pay off three credit cards with a total of $1600 worth of debt and transfer one that has $1700 to a 0% interest balance transfer card, or pay off the $1700 card and slowly pay off the smaller ones?
>>1732108
you can either:
A) sit down and do the math to figure out how to optimize it
B) do a "debt snowball", where the smallest bills are paid off entirely first, and then working towards the larger ones
>>1732108
that way of thinking got you into debt in the first place
just pay it all of at once you fucking retard
>>1732119
Glad to see this board is as shitty as the others. I wouldn't be asking for advice if I could pay off all of it, dickhead
WHY WONT BTC CRASH
>>1732105
Bagholders.
>>1732105
It's an unregulated currency.
There are people with way too much money invested in this to let it crash.
>>1732105
Because theres too many people like you waiting to buy.
So two of my friends and I found a soda machine at college that gives you double of what you put in. The first day I've managed to rake in about 15 dollars, until I started seeing that it was giving me dimes and nickels. That's when we decided to stop and let it rest for a week. It's a small step, but other than a part-time job, what's another way I could make a passive income while in school? Already spent my food budget paying for books out of pocket.
>>1732081
Pic related, it's the soda machine.
>>1732081
This isn't passive income. Sounds like a lot of work to steal other peoples money when you could just earn it easier
>>1732088
Gotta start somewhere
Do us good OP
Is there an advertising bubble?
Somehow the population has been tricked into advertising to each other. Anyone with five Instagram followers is constantly shilling weight loss tea, herbal supplements, this or that clothing brand, teeth whitening strips, etc etc.
There must be some monetary incentive for this but I have no clue what it could be.
It seems to me that eventually there will be so many normal people shilling on social media that the companies will see less and less of a return on their advertising dollars and we will all be shilling for seaweed wraps for free
capitalism 101
deal with it commie scum
>>1732047
Where did I advocate for a law against it?
I'm asking for some insight into the phenomenon
It's called 'influencer marketing'. They're being paid.
>be a girl
>follow a well dressed, pretty girl because #goals
>she posts where to buy her outfit with a discount code
And you think this is a bad idea?
how do i become a male escort for older ladies
im 5'5 little brown, i think i can look nice if worked out and about 130-160 lbs, idk anything abot muscls. i dont hv a white boy voice
>>1731970
the only way you'll succeed is getting annally destroyed by 300 gay bears, day after day, hour after hour
you should clear maybe a few hundred a month doing that after you get a good gape going
>>1731974
do they have aids? do they pay?
>>1731983
they all have aids
How do I actually take advantage of all my free time and make myself work hard? For the past year it seems my main hobby is to borrow my mum's car, browse 4chan on my phone, drink tonnes of coffee and do very little work.
It just seems so fucking unbearable to imagine that I am literally paddling in the middle of an ocean of possibilities and reaching any shore will take hours and hours of painstaking paddling. And there's fog everywhere and I'm on my own.
I just feel so cucked no matter what I do. I studied applied maths today because I feel like a cuck for not knowing enough and while doing it I felt like a cuck for not doing something that would immediately lead to money. I feel cucked for sitting at home and I feel cucked being in busy places near Chad and Stacey couples.
I have never done anything outside of a structured environment. I always just follow the path given to me (though I barely did any work near the end of my degree, which was kind of freethinking of me, though mainly due to laziness). I have no patience. Everything seems either too trivial to bother with or immensely frustrating and beyond me.
What is there to do these days? It's either software or finance you are a peon. I am not ignorant. I look at who the successful famous people are. It's the same every time. Either software stuff or VC / hedge fund stuff. That's it.
I just can't be assed. I am lazy. I walked in to the computer science section of a library and saw ten trillion gigantic introductory text books, all for important topics.
People are always out to attack you if you haven't watched that movie or read that book or seen that play. It's all psychological warfare. Starbucks, Coca Cola, McDonalds, these are the most honest organisations in the world today, far ahead of all the universities. They sell you the products and you can judge them how you want and you have no further pressures. Universities are a caste branding system subsidised by the government.
>>1731862
>It just seems so fucking unbearable to imagine that I am literally paddling in the middle of an ocean of possibilities and reaching any shore will take hours and hours of painstaking paddling. And there's fog everywhere and I'm on my own.
t. every neet
>>1731862
It sounds like you're overwhelmed by too many choices and stuck in a rut, unable to start. What you may want to do is sit down with a notebook and do a pro/con list for any careers you're considering. Take a few weeks and do as much research as you can on job requirements, career paths, salaries, and anything related. Then once you've sat down with all the facts in front of you, decide where you want to take your life.
>>1731862
get a job
I'm going to inherit 14 billion USD when my parents die in 40-50 years time AMA
>>1731854
Who are your parents?
>>1731854
How much do you have now?
>>1731854
Are you an infant?
Read some books on long term safe investing. What are some good long term high risk books on investing?
>>1731850
Bump for interest
Long term investing is for suckers
>>1731850
Bump, also looking for long term investment books.
Im a mid 20's foreigner living in Tokyo for 1 year. What can I do to make some money? Im almost out due to not being about to find work.
>>1731835
You have to go back gaijin scum
White piggus not allowed here
>>1731835
teach english, unless thats what you cant find work for
>>1731835
be a white male butler/sex slave for the yakazu
I want to be rich. Filthy rich. I want to be rich enough that I can bribe my way through life, to get all the chicks I want, and to control people around me. I want several houses, a castle and my own island. I want CEO’s to be afraid of me cutting off their capital. I want them to call me Sir, while I decide whether to found their project. I can only do this with almost unlimited amounts of cash.
How should I proceed in this endeavor? Right now, I might invest in current capital, $726, in several different altcoins to diversify my portfolio. After profits starts to roll in, I can use this capital to fund my lavish lifestyle.
I fear that $726 is not enough. How do I earn more money while in college?
RNVA with leverage 1000
Bitcoin with leverage 1000
Stop reposting this, we don't care what you want
What is the point of this money? It has no value at all, it's just paper. Why don't we trade with stuff that's actually worthwhile?
It's just an abstraction since direct barter is really inconvenient.
And using paper specifically is just for ease and portability. More and more, money is just credits and debits on an electronic database somewhere
>>1731797
money has an agreed value as long as everyone agrees to give it value (the government mainly), meaning all the companies consider it having value so they can acquire and use it. In return, you are given services, food, or products. If the entire world decided money should be represented by goats and bottlecaps then congress would pass a bill and sign it into law and we would also follow suit. We would simply transfer the value of current paper money to it's equivilant in bottlecaps and goats.
The reason why we don't trade in worthwhile things is it becomes a huge barter fiasco the greater the pool of worthwhile stuff becomes. There is also a finite number of goods to trade, while paper or coin money can simply be printed on an agreed upon amount to represent value.
Given the choice, it is always better to represent currency than trade goats, at least when talking large trades. Who has 42 billion goats to buy a bank?
>>1731797
it's legal tender which means it has value equal to the face value guaranteed by the state and social contract.
it's also awfully convenient. if i had my salary in gold and had to pay in gold shavings at the store i wouldn't be very happy about it.
Is investment banking the biggest meme?
Why do people want to get into this field so bad?
>Study all day in high school to get into target school for IB
>Study and network like a slave in college
>Pass incredibly stressful multi-stage interview process
>Now you're working 70+ hr weeks, making maybe a little above minimum wage when you account for hours worked
>Popping modafinil and adderall just to get through days
>Eventually either burn out or become hollow shell of a man as you progress... and then burn out
Is it really worth it? Aren't other fields far more lucrative when you account for hours worked? Seems like a fucking meme.
Why do people like this shit again?
Only way to get rich quick outside of starting a successful business.
>>1731690
Medicine or software development or something seems far better.
>>1731692
They are good ways to make a high income, but if you want to be rich IB is better. Six figure bonuses before you turn 30.
Let it SINK in.
At least the ocean is blue coiners.
In theory you can stay bluepilled forever.
Like a heaven of some sorts.
Some of you that refused to listen let me throw you a life jacket:
https://www.amagimetals.com/
Maybe you'll make it home?
OP as far as I am or any other clued up anon on this board is concerned, no coiners and coiners are both on the same boat, equally ignorant and blinded by their own delusion.
This is not to say crypts serve no purpose, but a direct remark at the individuals who hide behind them, and the ones who wished they bought BTC earlier (no coiners).
>>1731669
What a lazy pitch.
Anyone still holding bitcoin, or thinking of buying seriously should read this article:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-13/chinas-next-time-bomb-look-inside-insane-world-chinas-bitcoin-traders
>>1731574
agreed, now it's the time to put your btc in alts, don't lose your money, alts always pump after btc crashes
the only reason i held bitcoin was for the TRUMPcoin moon mission. Its already at 300% profits from last week
>>1731586
Profits are for bluepilled cryptocucks.
What you need is prophets.