I have literally nothing in my life. No friends, no family to

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>>1732112
yeah you should just go ahead a kys, if anyone had a way to make money or business idea that targets young people they wouldn't tell.

Sell them red plastic cups my nigger dude

>>1732112
novelty drivers licences

>>1732112
sell electronics, pizza, and weed. After making your first million, open up liquor store.

>>1732112
one thing collage kids go crazy for is pussy.
if you sell them pussy you can take all their money and student loans.

find a school where the femal student ratio is very low something in stem. and open a whorehouse selling young puss right near. you can also have a few cougars some will go for them.

>>1732149
you can also buy a few real dolls for the shy ones, and have a shop that sells these masturbators and cock sleeves and lube.

be discrete make sure nobody can see them come and go and you will have customers.

>>1732126
I'm too much of a fucking pussy.

>>1732129
I've thought about doing a party delivery service, but my issue is getting paid. Also confirming age if they wanted to buy alcohol.

>>1732132
>electronics, pizza and weed
I don't know dick about starting. How do I get people to buy from me and not some other dude? I'm pretty good at talking, but I don't know how to get the platform.

>>1732149
>sell them pussy

I'd need to be able to get it myself first, m80.

>>1732169
>I'd need to be able to get it myself first, m80.
i don't think that's a rule.
you see many narco dealer never consume his own product.

>>1732173
No, but I'm sure they understand the game behind the product.

Would you trust me? A 25 year old software developer, whose only experience with drugs is a 60mg/day dose of adderall, to sell half a kilo of pot?

If you were capable of getting a large sum of marijuana it would sell itself the hard part is keeping up with demand you would know that if you had a brain and not an adderall sponge in your head

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>>1732112

I maed this to expliain you how

>>1732182
You're a software developer with an adderall script. If you can't figure out a way to make money online just kys.

>>1732182
If you're prescribed that 60mg a day Adderall then you could literally make thousands selling it to college kids you fucking pussy. And if you want to get laid then buy an escort off Backpage. I don't understand how you don't know how to play this game

>>1732182
I assume you have a script for 3 20mg XR pills a day. In my college town I can easily find people willing to pay 10$ for one of those. That's 900$ a month if you can get your head out of your ass and go without taking any.

>>1732169
I literally met my weed dealer in college because they were sitting on a bench outside my dorm the first week of college. He asked for a lighter then asked if we smoked weed. Exchanged numbers and it sent from there.

Luckily I'm no longer a degenerate who smokes weed, but still. Just look for stoner looking kids and ask if they smoke.

>>1732112
>No friends, no family to speak of, etc.

tbqh if I was in your position I would become a trap camwhore.

not even trolling.

instead I pretend to be a straight alpha carreer suit with gf

>>1732879
The last thing I want to do is get home from my software dev job and start programming at home.

>>1732892
I take my adderall because I need that shit. Say whatever you want regarding ADHD, but I'm a completely different person now that I'm medicated.

The point of me saying I can't get laid wasn't about wanting to get laid.

>>1732895
Need that shit, yo.

>>1732904
>Luckily I'm no longer a degenerate who smokes weed, but still. Just look for stoner looking kids and ask if they smoke.

>>1732904
I still wouldn't know where to get the weed in the first place. Plus I'm not cut out for it. I'm a pussy. No two ways a bout it.

>>1732914
Couldn't pull it off even if I wanted to.

>>1732922
Just sell part of your subscription and get subscriptions more often

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>>1732169
>It's another episode of "loser comes to /biz/ asking for advice and then makes up excuses to shoot down every single suggestion offered"

Just get a job.