>mfw nocoiners are going to just keep missing the boat
COPE
COPE
COPE
>>1733605
Damn it! Oh well, I spent that $10 on beer instead. Hope I don't get banned for fun posting in /vg/
>>1733605
>mfw NEET trader
:)
>tfw Apple has been rising steadily all year
NOAPPLERS BTFO!!!!!!!! COPE OP, COPE LOL XD
OP confirmed suicide hotline
So here's the deal
I recently turned 18 after finishing HS a year early. I have been basically not been doing anything else than trying to gather knowledge reading books and trying to save up some money. The thing is, I don't know if uni is the right thing for me. I don't want to end up being a wage cuck or adderall addicted accountant. Is uni just a scam? Should I just skip it and try to start a business giving a shit about all the advice wage cuck family and friends have given me? I just need some ideas or inspo.
In advance, thanks /biz/
And no, I don't want to invest in kneepads, thanks.
>>1733591
invest in kneepads
>>1733591
Also, the name of the meme you posted is supposed to be "happy merchant" not "jew_basic" . . .
>>1733597
le* happy merchant, actually. Just makes it easier to find.
There's a bunch of fastfood places hiring near me.
Should I apply? I'm a NEET
Go ahead. Just know that you make less money in 10 years than I make in 1 in my second year out of college working for Goldman Sachs.
>he wants to be a wagecuck, and abandon the NEET life of luxury
>what does he mean by this?
>>1733511
the ole "I'm gonna be an investment banker at Goldman because i went to uni meme"
GPA and Uni
tfw I sold my trumpcoin 2 weeks ago
BUY BUY BUY
>>1733391
>he didn't hold trumpcoin
>>1733391
there is still time bruh
$10 soon
INVEST IN TRUMP COIN BEFORE IT HITS A DOLLAR!!!!!
>>1733386
mother fucker im getting in now
Fuck yes I got 3000 earlier before inaguration
trumpcoin @ $15 next year
Screenshot this.
>he didn't buy trumpcoin
lucky I got sum~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not selling mine until it hits $100++
#MCGA
ITT: We talk about our biggest splurges to make everyday life livable
>weed for vaping
>Diet monster zero (sips)
>meat, cheese, vegetable for diet
>occasional meal out
>audiobooks to listen to while doing chores or working
>going to get my suits tailored soon
what do you all like to spend your hard earned money on?
>>1733367
I spend it on making more money generally.
But otherwise I spend it on experiences rather than materialism.
>>1733367
>steakhouse daily
>red lobster every weekend
>5th of jack every 3 days
>4 weeks on a tropical beach per year
>pay other people to do all my work every day
>sleep til 3 pm daily
>exotic saltwater fish in my office
>office in my house
>free cars and trucks to drive
>fairly expensive jewelry for the wife
>pokemon cards and games for the kid
>snowboard with all the newest equipment at all the best resorts
other than that I don't splurge. I dress in Walmart fashions and mostly do stuff that doesn't cost anything.
>>1733384
t. roleplaying bitcoin billionaire
Why the fuck do you faggots not have a powersuit yet?
tldr
>>1733369
>Anon has a lot of sexual tension with his mother
>Releases his incestual feelings through work and clothes shopping
>???
>Makes 100k in four months by flipping a house
Because wearing clothing doesn't make you powerful or successful, cuck
Getting $1600 NEET bucks a month.
GF makes $1200 a month.
What should I do?
Bills:$825 split
Own our house.
>pic not related
>>1733320
Kill yourself leech
>>1733320
kill yourself
>>1733327
Fuck you. Was disabled in a negligent work accident
Can he be trusted for /biz/-related advice?
>>1733303
Yeah scandibro is pretty cool
>>1733303
He's a self-proclaimed genius.
So of course.
>>1733303
Don't trust fegs like Mr. /x/. He is autism poster child.
Just end my fucking life
>>1733222
>not shorting
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDD
>>1733222
Why would you invest in a fake currency?
>>1733222
Did you buy into the 2k buttcoin?
SFYL
What do you use to buy/trade stocks and why does it work best for you?
>>1733164
robinhood
i'm poor btw
Options house platform mainly because trades cost 5$ To exacute
>>1733275
what range does the cost of trades run from platform to platform?
Tech startup thread.
Ideas.
Thoughts.
If you think you want to start a company, what do you feel you need to do so and why?
>Ideas
On demand services made possible through mobile applications seem to be looking up.
Especially if we can crack into the B2B scene, since the majority of on demand tech services are made to suit B2C business models.
>Thoughts
Where to start?
People have been talking about the "tech bubble" for a while now and while it is true that startup funding has been decreasing since 2014, more and more companies are still bringing new things to the table and making themselves profitable.
I think if I were to start a tech company, I'd need a group of people who shared the same vision, and who had different skill sets.
I would of course need people with a technicl skill set, but I'd need someone who could attract 1,000,000+ users.
I guess this is a good time to say that it is very unlikely a single person will be able to take an idea to an IPO or $100m buyout stage, a good team is essential. Ideas, technical skills, marketing, sales, spokesperson and no doubt, a fantastic service.
>Martin Shkreli
/biz/'s favourite bloke is also starting a tech company, just thought I'd throw that out there.
Its going to be called Godel, and is going to be a B2B focued Business Software Services company, he hasn't released much more than that.
Why tech?
Well its possibly the only sector a group of people can enter with minimal experience and come out with a million dollar company.
I think that if an idea is good enough, and it is talked about by the right people, more ideas will start to form around the original concept, until it snowballs into something that can be executed with a good chance at success.
why HR departments exist?
wouldn't it be much better for the manager to filter out applicants than someone who doesn't know what the fuck is needed?
what if the applicant answer's all the criteria but instead of 3 years experience he got 2 years and gets rejected.
>>1733147
HR departments exist because women need a bunch of other people to manage their problems. Male dominated companies don't have HR departments.
>>1733147
HR departments are supposed to be impartial when it comes to hiring to prevent favouritism or discrimination on the part of managers.
HR also handles all the paperwork of hiring someone as well as employee complaints, legal isses etc... All the stuff that managers don't have time to deal with.
>>1733147
Janelle, don't let Pajeets start threads anymore please. Look at this fucking English
>why HR departments exist?
I'm busy running the business, I don't have time to deal with these pleb retard street people. Spray them with the hose if you have to but keep them out of here. K thx and crawl under my desk to pleasure me later this morning too you might want to get your kneepads I just fucked my wife this morning so it'll take a while
OPEC has agreed to cut oil production. Historically every time OPEC has cut oil production oil prices have gone up.
Oil companies will be the easiest money for 2017
So tell me /biz/ whats the best oil company to invest in and why is it exxon?
Exxon is only 16% away from all time high. I'd look into oil sands companies if I was going to invest in oil and thought the price was going to rise. Fort McMurray burned to the ground last year. Maybe the window was missed.
>>1733094
> Saudis use all political power to get oil producers to reduce oil production
> Oil price goes up
> Queue Aramco ipo
> Saudis sell off their holding to investors while oil price is high
> Oil producers start pumping oil at full capacity again
> Oil price crashes
> Aramco stock prices crashes
This is how the Saudis will privatize their loss.
>>1733094
OPEC is no longer relevant. They cut production in the past, and other producers couldn't increase production enough to make much difference in response.
OPEC cuts production today: Fracking companies are calling to confirm the rigs bookings to begin expanding their plays again.