watching a 5 star match between Akuma and M. Bison
>Akumetty
>Given the mother of all monster pushes retiring Goutetsu
>Couldn't go over Gouken
>Couldn't go over Bison
>Couldn't go over Gen
>Couldn't go over Oro
>Couldn't turn Ryu heel
>Created six thousand islands, never drew a quarter
>>2696717
>implying Akuma wasn't such a huge draw he had to be banned so the no draws had a chance
>>2696717
Akuma is such a draw that he's been drafted into tekkenetty to save it
http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/5/16/15647550/report-wwe-signs-female-referee-kennadi-brink-nxt-womens-tournament
Good news. Kennadi is very talented. This assuming she will move on to a wrestling role. As a character she plays an asshole heel brawler (think Baron Corbin).
SJWWE just gets worse
>>2696588
>Rita Chatterton
It's weird how I've never noticed that WWE has never (to my knowledge) had a female referee
And yet...it kinda makes sense for them to have at least one, since they've had many women's matches over the years
Memeing aside, how big IS Batista's dick?
bigger than yours, cuck
>>2695615
wrong.
>>2695610
Flips have small penises.
Germans are more on the large side.
Therefore, he probably has an average-sized penis
>What do you do for a living?
>I'll tell you what I don't do, I don't go to the UFC and get my ass whooped, that's what I don't do.
>I was either going to live gloriously or I was going to die gloriously.
https://youtu.be/xwNeQ8DkJi4
Where were you the day CM Punk got embarrassed on national television by an MTV reality star?
>>2695580
based
Okay so off the top of my head.
1) When Punk asked him a question about what he does for a living, he immediately deflected and made it about Punk instead.
2) He said "You couldn't make it in wrestling." That's kind of an absurd thing to say by any qualification.
I'm thinking Johnny Bananas might be an idiot.
>>2695580
worked
...AND THAT'S THE FISHIN' LINE 'CAUSE SHARK BOY SAID SO!
GIMME A SHELL YEAH
This is the one gimmick where I would have welcomed if TNA ran into the ground, brought it back, made it amazing again, only to run it into the ground once again.
Him and Curryman were GOAT.
>>2695409
SHELL YEAH
who the fuck is Jim Londos
BJLWTS in the 1930's.
>>2695210
80+
>>2695220
based
*rekts your belt*
I haven't watched a lot of New Japan, but tell me about Naito. People say he's Japanese Stone Cold but he seems way more chill, he seems like fun character.
>>2695089
He's basically the rejection of traditional Japanese values like politeness, respect for authority or the pageantry of pro wrestling. He's over as fuck because his characters attitude reflects the frustration many young Japanese feel against the perceived glass ceiling of their society.
FWIW IRL he's a really nice guy who loves his fans. But his rebellious, middle fingers up character is callous and indifferent to the fans because he feels they turned their backs on him during his failed babyface super push.
>>2695089
He's basically the anti - reigns.
It's cool to like him
Do they sell merch of every wrestler at House Shows? wwe is coming for the first time to my country and I wanna get a Dolph t shirt
>>2694919
>sell merch of every wrestler at House Shows?
NO
They mainly sell Ramen Regins tshirts.
>>2694922
Damn :(
>>2694919
>I wanna get a Dolph t shirt
You must be the first guy to ever want that
Died AGAIN edition
Previous
>>2681677
Find an MMA Gym in the USA: http://www.findmmagym.com/
Styles of fighting:
http://www.ufc.com/discover/fighter/martialArtsStyles
BlackBeltWiki, great source of info, trivia and help:
http://www.blackbeltwiki.com/
Lifting for MMA:
http://breakingmuscle.com/strength-conditioning/how-to-train-strength-and-conditioning-for-mma
Beware the MCDOJOS:
http://mcdojo-faq.tripod.com
WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN A MARTIAL ARTS GYM:
•Physically conditioned, fit participants
•Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully
•Sparring, "aliveness" in training
•At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level
•Physical conditioning part of training
WHAT TO BE WARY OF:
•Fat, physically subpar students and instructor
•Graduation fees (e.g. "pay $200 and advance to next belt extra quick!")
•No proven athletes training there
•No sparring, moves shown are choreographed (e.g. "the attacker does this, then I do this, then you do this...")
•Cult-like atmosphere
•No physical conditioning
>YOUTUBE CHANNELS ON FIGHTING
https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVfmHpXONv-LVACBV68tq5Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3zMJRgefZm7ELHkIp-xDA
https://www.youtube.com/user/GracieBreakdown
https://www.youtube.com/user/StephanKesting
https://www.youtube.com/user/CombatSportsTapes
>>2686583
stop spamming the board with threads nobody wants to post in then fuck face
>>2686586
Or a mod could maybe ban some of you fuckers for making the 50th wwe thread with 3 replies
Or just make an actual board for you subhumans
>be distracted
>be walking through door
>forget about the approximately 3ft of stairs
>fall
>strain my ililotibial band area on the side of my knee
>have that on top of my hamstring cramp, strain, and knot just a few days ago
Did somebody say something about internal martial arts?
sasha is here
sasha is now 205 live?
>>2706982
nobody has been depushed harder in recent memory
>Horsetty
Ugh at least it's on first
Smack Gamethread 2
Booty Warrior Edition
[continued tummyposting]
>a recap
>>2706246
Where is sissy poster? I miss her
HEY SHINSUKE
SHUT UP
PEOPLE AREN'T BUILT TOUGH ANYMORE
NOBODY CARES
Let's the the show started
tummyposters report in
>>2705791
Cant tell which is longer. Her abs or her nose.
GAY COPS BETTER WIN THIS TIME
>X-Files comeback
>Twin Peaks comeback
>MST3K comeback
>Full House comeback
>Roseanne coming back
WWE BABBY: "Herr derr the 90's is gone forever and the Attitude Era isn't coming back, grandpa!"
So is WWE going to also bring back Stone Cold, Kane, The Rock, Mick Foley, etc all 20 years younger?
the attitude era was 90% Austin and The Rock though
neither are coming back full time
>>2705059
They literally can't do it now because they're a public corporation with all sorts of family company sponsors and shit.
Meanwhile, NJPW is entering their Attitude Era, and are booming.
People who could legitimately possibly save WWE if given opportunity in creative capacity.
When you say save, you mean in the way of like.
Your sick relative is dying a slow, painful, agonizing death and you spare them any further pain by putting a pillow on their face, right?
>>2704596
It'll never return to its glory days. just let it die already