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Just go watch porn you fat loser

>>2700811
This

>>2700811
>>2700822

So, here's my question in response to that stance: Why should the women's division even exist? Men are faster, stronger, and have better spacial awareness. If pure in-ring ability is what you're looking for, why would you hire a woman when you could have another man on the payroll?

As athletic performers, women are slower and weaker than men, but they have advantages in their grace and beauty. That's why they're so popular as dancers, gymnasts, etc. Note that nobody gives a shit about the WNBA, because nobody wants to watch a lanky women who regularly lose to the gym basketball teams that they practice against run around a court.

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Hopefully we get some nice new players that will bring us our deserved title run. Goalhorn is also a bit old since most of us despite Sami Zayn. I don't mind the anthem but feels out place without Bobby Roode in the roster.

Romans name needs to be changed to based big dog.

Will we go over lads?

>>2700530

OK,

1)
>Kane is physically and performance-wise beyond what the average wrestler can do. He has the physique and he has the intellect and education. He is one of the best actors, if not the best, that WWE ever had.

2)
>You can have the gimmick, it's a good, timeless gimmick.

But it needs substance. Erick Rowan just might be able to pull it off, but he would have to develop a better moveset, and a better attitude.

3)
There's the option of getting someone completely new. But this is the Internet age. No one is going to be "completely" new.

No roids, no prior publicity? Hard to pull off.

Just put Harper in a mask.

Sure, every week Erick Rowan comes out to interfere in a cruiserweight match and chokeslams the fuck out of both of them. That will work.

Worshiping Renee's feet

>>2700453
fucking seths brains out

Working out in the desert.

Not kidding. Google it.

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WHERE IS CATBOY

also that minipush they gave ali went fucking nowhere lol

Nobody could draw during this era

Drew huge dimes in the Bush Era. Made Comedy Central a big part of college life for many viewers.

Now he's gone full JUST.

>>2700169

His feud with O’Reilly was the best of all time.

>>2699915
he didnt

>>2699915
Dead from a drug overdose

You got worked. He just didn't want to play second fiddle to Austin.

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>>2699583
When you're listening to "The Wrestling Observer" and reading obscure articles on how many people went to a wrestling show so you can laugh about it online, maybe then you should realize your obsession has gone too far and you should perhaps get another hobby.

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Pffffttthahahaha. It's sad, really. They fucking count the guy throwing peanuts into the crowd and the hot dog vendors as part of their attendance and can only draw 12,000 less than the number they give out for conference calls. The very epitome of sad.

>>2699617
They give around 10,000 tickets to the vets every year

Hi malky

Malky leave, this is a Jimmy Ocean board.

>>2699462
Is that William Wallace?

Making it up for smark cred

HHH genuinely believed his face run in 02 would be as big as Austin and The Rocks

if it was Phil in that position he would've thrown a bitchfest at any notion of Hogan/Rock going on last. Based Jerigod not caring about muh Mania main event meme

he was a GOAT heel promo in the 90s

but his second run was nothing special because he was face 99% of the time

>>2699141
It's easier to cut heel promos than it is to cut face promos. He cut really good babyface promos the second run, and of course the one time he was a heel, he cut the GOAT of GOATs promo in Montreal.

>>2699143
I literally cannot remember one face promo he cut and I watched weekly for most of his run

GIMMIE THA GREEN LIGHT

LOOK HIGH

CROSS THE LINE

>>2699046
worked

Who's the Janetty and why is it Matt?

>>2699046
cringe

>>2698930
GOAT. Time for LeBron to put the vanilla midget all flash no substance beta numale Steph Curry out of the conversation for good

I hope ISIS attacks and kills both of them

>>2698930
If Stern was still booking the NBA he'd have Kobe going for his 9th chip.