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Clearly he meant he was a mid-card talent and nothing else.

He was talking about Booker's criminal past

>People like you, I laugh my ass off thinking about you challenging me for the World Heavyweight Championship. You're not here to compete, Book. You're here to make people like me laugh. You're not a contender, you're an entertainer, and you're very good at it. With your nappy hair, and your 'suckas'? Go on, do a little dance for me, Book. Give me one of those spinaroonies
Based

>>2691324
I don't find a single part of her attractive. She's horrific looking

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>>2691324

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>>2691324

>Burning Hammer onto a chair wasn't the finish

The state of indie shitters. Exposing the god damn business.

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I mean what the fuck?

>>2697380

Didn't Ospreay kick out of three Rainmakers during this match as well?

I believe it actually ended with a 630. After all that bullshit, a 630...

WWE has been mostly unwatchable weekly since mid 2001

>>2697155
F
RENT
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>>2697155
>modern shit isn't shitty enough for me
>i want this slightly aged shit which was STILL shittier in its prime state of shit

>>2696981
Also you forgot bi-sexual
For most of the neckbeards yes that's their guy

>>2696981
>Drew 0 dimes
No he's not

>>2696981
who?

>>2696737
"Big Tiger"

>>2696737
Short Man Syndrome

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>>2696737
kek this show gets better and better

Well they have a superstars in Alexa Bliss and The Drifter, but there are way more misses than hits. Who the hell is this Tino guy?

Look at the trainers they've had.
>Al Snow
>Hugh Morris
>Bob Holly
>A-Train

They're being taught how to entertain millions by dimeless wonders. There's no ring psychology being taught, no promo skills being enhanced, so they're just creating oversized vanilla midgets.

>>2696098
Agreed all those guys suck, but William Regal is based though?

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>>2695968
No

>>2695998
reddit tier choice

>>2696003
Whatever, to this day she had the best legs I've ever seen

The judy bagwell arc.

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>>2695312
Not strictly a storyline, but the Wolfpac in general always came off as shit to me. The nWo in general was stale as fuck by the time they formed, Sting joining was dumb and a bunch of guys in their late 30s/40s acting like they were teenagers was just pathetic to watch.

>>2695348
Makes sense.

Lex Luger especially didn't feel right being in the wolfpac. He Looked like an all American Dad.

I don't buy steroids, he can have it.

Box his ears

Neville is based and fucking yum

>>2694862
they allow you to smell their anuses

pin a gold star of david labeled Juden on her

>>2694867
Penetration?

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>obese, stupid "smark" STILL seething over HHH, the king of kings, going over his little mid card hero a decade ago or something

hahahahahaha kill yourself idiot

>>2694852
BASED HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY

Steph is the real reason Chyna never got in the HOF even though Beth fucking Phoenix is in there.

>>2694836
>Average competitively
>Shilled every single time

Sounds right

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>>2694836
Alexa Bliss

>>2694836
>>2695458
how's her paw game

hootie and the blowfish

>>2696416
>Hootie and the goldfish

Street Niggas 2