>What do you do for a living? >I'll tell you what

>>2695580
based

Okay so off the top of my head.

1) When Punk asked him a question about what he does for a living, he immediately deflected and made it about Punk instead.
2) He said "You couldn't make it in wrestling." That's kind of an absurd thing to say by any qualification.

I'm thinking Johnny Bananas might be an idiot.

>>2695580
worked

>>2695618
Johnny Bananas is a cringy faggot but Punk still came off like a total bitch.

At this rate even if he ever returns to wrestling his reputation is totally fucked.

>>2695580
lmao you should've seen how hard the CM Punk taskforce on Reddit was dickriding him

>>2695637
Nah, dude.

Punk would immediately be the most over guy in any place he wrestled in.

>>2695580
>>2695590
>>2695637
>>2695640
Based Punk makes millions off this shit while you fags fap to cuck porn on your discords

>>2695618
But Punk did fail as an MMA fighter. He's a slightly-built actor who forgot he wasn't an actual sportsman.

Punk should have verbally destroyed low hanging fruit Johnny Bananas, instead he came off like a weak bitch

>>2695649
I'm not disputing that. He bombed out bigtime as an MMA fighter.

>>2695651
desu for all we knew he blew Bananas into next year and it was just chopped together differently. Reality shows are a house of lies and quick cuts.

>>2695646
*sips water*

don't act like CM Cuck didn't come off like a total pussy. Any real "UFC fighter" would have decked Bananas in the face. There's a reason why he went after Punk, because he's a joke.

>>2695580

>You're a FAN, motherfucker.

It's amazing how much Punk and Ryback have in common post-WWE.

jesus punk is fucking pissed!

>>2695651
>What is editing?

BANANETTY BTFOd in 2nd ep.

that girls pity laugh for the le so quirky nerdy ghostbusters joke sums up phillips entire career

>>2695580
Cuck Man Phil making shitty nerdy jokes about some shitty movie. Punk getting buried by a nobody. Punk comebacks are cringe-worthy crap. That video is just cringe-worthy, this show is dog shit.

>>2695618
Speaking of deflecting, didn't Punk call him a fan (mark) because he couldn't deflect on his loss to Mickey Gall?

>>2695646
>wah my millions

The excuse of any fighter who got KTFO.

>>2695643
>over guy

For a night. Then he'd get the Hardy Boyz treatment (diminishing returns) because he was Bart Gunned by Mickey Gall.

>>2695804
>implying it was edited

Watch the show. Same thing. He came off as a bitch.

Meanwhile, Sherdog is having a laugh at him being called a UFC Fighter (Jobber).

That Bananas dude needs to try out for WWE, he can get in your head. He left CM Punk dumbfounded and he never made anything up he dropped truth bombs on Punk. This dude Bananas can talk shit for sure, I never seen or heard of him until now and we can call him a douche or whatever but he owned Punk in the challenge apparently and in the trash talk.

CM Punk biggest mistake was talking shit on WWE and leaving, this dude had a good thing going with them, he was the anti face who would own any wrestler and out talk the now he gets owned by random guys and gets his feelings hurt and sensitive instead of coming back with something witty.

>>2695580
CM Punk should be training or going to MMA seminars. (To learn not to teach) not doing this stupid shit. I always questioned how serious he was about MMA. This answers those questions.

>>2696021
He was never gonna make it in MMA

>>2696021
Randy Couture he is not. This straight edge doofus started fighting in the UFC too soon, losing to an unheralded 0-0 journeyman.

I would rather call myself "Johnny Bananas" than "CM Punk".

dude doesnt even know that if mickey didnt panick wrestle CM Punk would have destroyed him....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xs3iRv-4xE

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Punk use to be one of the best heel talkers and he gets out done by this Johnny Bananas guy.

All this does is take the sting off his UFC stint when he returns to WWE

>you lost dude xD

>>2696084
Hi Phil!

why is punk making himself such a complete joke?

>>2696084
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>AJ is still not pregnant
She will leave him by the end of the year for some UFC fighter, screencap this.

Imagine if punk started crying during this argument, that's would be soo fucking bad. .

>>2696343
The funny part about all this is this is the one time he wasn't being the asshole

>>2695643
Honestly I think he'd get the 50/50 reaction WWE loves so much these days.

>>2695580
the absolute STATE of aj lee's husband

>>2696381
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I NOW PRONOUNCE TO YOU, FOR THE FIRST TIME AS A MARRIED COUPLE, MR. AND MRS. AYYYYE JAYYYY LEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>2696001
Triple h has big enough ego to hire this guy just to take a piss at punk

>>2695580
>got embarrassed on national television by an MTV reality star?

Isn't this the case for everybody who loses to the Miz?

>>2696667
So to recap, the Miz has embarrassed Big Match John, the Rock, Daniel Bryan, John Morrison, Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose, Finn Balor, and Seth Rollins.

>>2696678
Not a bad track record.

Honestly, Punk should just give half his fortune to a stock broker, live off the money he makes, and graciously step away from public life. Everything that's happened to him since he left WWE has been a series of embarrassments.

>>2695993
What you said means shit.
Reality tv show manipulates the shit out of everywhere.
He'll in how millionaire they tried to make it seen like Evan and one of the finalist were fucking.
Both of then said none of that happened.

I can say on camera I hate people who hate black people and they can edit it to omit the who hate and with editing and the use of multiple cameras it now becomes I hate black people.


You are fucking retarded if you think MTV will allow anyone that isn't an MTV persona to make Johnny bananas look like the little bitch he is.
He's the poster boy for that shitty show despite getting close to grandpa age.
Just out of curiosity where's bananas now?
Oh yeah eliminated
Where is CM Punk still in the game
BANANETTY draws no dimes.

>You couldn't make it in wrestling
He did and he did it without being forced down our throats week after week and yet he had the balls to walk away from it. CM Punk is an icon, who the fuck is Banana?

>>2696090
Lmao. That was brutal. Poor Punk

>>2696710
see >>2696090

If it whines like a bitch and walks like a bitch...

>>2696726
He kind of didn't. Think about it. He's a champion but he's featured more in the mid card than the main event.

He lost his championship to part-timers and Triple H buried him. Also, Big Daddy Cool gave him the memetic "Get a clue" promo that's still been over on /asp/ since forever.

It doesn't matter that Johnny Bananas lost by the second episode. He already made CM Bitch his bitch.

>>2696710
>He's the poster boy for that shitty show despite getting close to grandpa age.

That's not CT.

Who the hell is Johnny Bananas and does he willingly call himself "Bananas"?

>>2696710
It doesn't mean shit that he won and Johnny Bananas is gone from the show. He's just going to get owned by Merriman.

>>2696750
Dude you need to stop watching MTV.
Who the hell is CT?

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>>2696090
>I could either win gloriously or die a glorious death.
>Please sir. This isn't the Battle of Ramadi. You didn't defuse IEDs and take out a couple of sniper nests.

Absolute kek.

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>>>2696090
>It doesn't take a lot of guts to get your ass whooped. It doesn't, sorry.

Preach.

>>2696090
It's funny that low life losers on a youtube talk show are making fun of a guy who has actually done something in life, while they failed at everything, got depressed and now shit talk on a "podcast" and will rot there forever, because they are failures at life. Cm punk is a millionaire, he has already won, what he's doing now is his passion and he's taking a shot at it, unlike those losers that failed or got rejected at everything they tried to do.

I like how they couldn't even deny any of the shit the guy wrote about them being - a bitter loser and failure at life - and that is why they hate Punk.
Because it's the truth. They couldn't even deny it! Instead they zone in on "hurr Punk is a whiner" meme because he is not afraid to speak his mind.
Let me guess, they think "It's better to not try and risk failure than to risk failure in trying"
Enjoy living in your safe space bubble and glass recording studio because you have no balls, spending the rest of your days talking about a guy who has the balls and money to do what he wants with his life.

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>>2696743
Then it must call itself Johnny Bananas.
Finished it for you.

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>>2696775
>muh dimes

Pretty sure Punk wanted to win that fight tho.

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>>2696780
CM Bitch is the one crying about Cryback taking 20 years off of his life and being deluded enough to think that his loss was in any way respectable.

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>>2696755
>Johnny Bananas calls him a failure.
>Bananas cant make it to the third episode on a show literally designed for him to have the advantage because all bananas has done is MTV the challenge.
The only failure is Johnny.
To say otherwise just makes you appear like a little Mark for MTV and someone who has a burning hatred for punk.
Like the song goes
This fire burns always.
Do something with your life man instead of watching MTV and obsessing over some skinny fat dude who has been out of the wwe for 4 years now.

>>2696775
This. You're all pathetic virgin losers!

Signed,

Not-AJ-or-Phil.

>>2696790
All Johnny did was tell the truth and hurt CM's feelings. Even Punk admitted that Johnny got into his head.

Also, Merriman is still in the show, so we'll have that cucking to look forward to.

>>2696785
Literally where is this, from a podcast from like 80 years ago?
Who the fuck cares about what CM Punk or any celebrity for that matter does or say with their life?
I stopped caring about celebrities, their opinions, and what they do every waking minute when I became 11 and the 90s ended.
Grow the fuck up kid.

>>2696796
>says green rookie took years off his life
>goes straight to the UFC

Methinks Cuck Man isn't being totally honest with us.

>>2696792
I'm sorry what part of any of my posts made it come off that I waste my time watching MTV or any of the garbage it puts out?

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>>2696802
All I saw was the clip by OP too, man.

I don't even give a shit about Bananas. I'm just having a laugh at Cuck Man Phil getting cucked by an MTV guy (again).

>>2696792
>Also, Merriman is still in the show
Merriman got eliminated by Punk.

>>2696821
>he actually watches the show
Phil isn't coming back you mark.

Also, I guess he wasn't that serious with MMA and UFC if he has time to waste on MTV.

>>2696775
It's not a YouTube talk show it's an MMA podcast.

They're making fun of the Miz of MMA. The funny part is the Miz of WWE actually has more respect than the Miz of MMA at this moment.

>>2696823
I watch the show, you got a problem dicksucka? You're on an anime message board, you ain't the only mothafucka who got keys to the gym bitch. It ain't nothing to shoot a muthafucka over the net

I'm not the guy you were arguing with dipshit, I'm just correcting yo bitch ass. Meet me somewhere. Quit talking shit on the net, and meet me somewhere. Bring any goddamn artillery ya need, cuz i got plenty. Meet me somewhere bitch boy.

>>2696829
>I watch the show, you got a problem dicksucka?

Opinion automatically disregarded.

Mickey punched the Punk out of CM Punk, because there's nothing Punk out of going to an MTV reality show.

>>2696832
I ain't tryna hear that bitch shit. Gimme an address bitch boy

>>2696853
MTV watcher says what?

>>2696857
You're being memed anon. Also find it hilarious how someone on a WWE 4chan board can act high and mighty about what someone else is watching, when wrestling is like the lowest form of entertainment in the world

You nerds are hilarious

Was it only me who noticed that at Backlash in Chicago, some fans tried to chant CM Punk and then got bood over by others?They did it a few times

>>2696873
Nope, many other did too

>>2696826
You do realize he modified the "CM has balls" copypasta?

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>>2696871
>Y-You got memed anon

>>2696871
People who watch MTV
>girls
>losers
Pick which one man.
I haven't watched MTV since they cancelled the original celebrity death match.

FACT REMAINS: C.M Punk can kick your ass, C.M Punk has more money, C.M Punk gets paid to lose and live inside your pathetic mind.
Apparently this Banana dude is a consistent reality star, without MTV he would be on welfare. While Punk's post-wrestling career decisions can be questioned it's not for either the fat fuck Banana or obese manchilden who post on 4chan oblivious to the world outside their basement. Take a look at the clip, Punk was being mature at first, it was Banana desperately trying to make a name off Punk so that he can hopefully leave the dreaded void of being a reality-tv star for life. If it were legal and if Punk wasn't a humanitarian, he would drop that loser in a second. Even if he took a beating from Gall, Punk is still a trained fighter, it would be stupid to provoke him. The fact that he held back shows how disciplined and civil Philip Brooks is.

>>2696991
cringe/seething

>>2696751
He likes dick

>>2696775
Good to see my copypasta is still alive lol

>>2696991
Worked

>>2696991
There's nothing more dignified about being a wrestler than being a reality star.

>>2696785
>disdains stiff workers
>joins UFC

It's a little odd.

>>2697121
He's willing to get paid $600,000 to let a stiff new guy go over.

Like the whore that he is.

>>2696991
Fact remains: CM Punk is now living among the Johnny Bananas' of MTV. He fucked himself over, but at least he's getting his final big paydays before the joke runs dry.

Can i get the video, they axed it

>>2695580

>this video contains content from (((viacom))), who has blocked it on copyright grounds.

>>2696948
Dude, he was literally quoting the Irate Black Man to you. Do you know nothing?

>>2698069
Im not the guy you are talking too
Who the hell is the irate black man?

>>2696977
And feminists.

>>2698367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgF42jlEEIs

>>2698556
No just no Im not 12.

>>2698564
Yeah, you're on the classiest and most mature of boards.
You're an extreme tryhard, who are you trying to impress?

Saddest part about this is that Bananas specifically attacked Punk because he saw Punk as the weakest mentally.

>implying all of this isn't scripted

get a ding-dong diddly clue ya pinheads

>>2696687

This. His comic book flooped, he got embarrassed in the cage, now he's getting punked by literal F-listers on TV. It's time for Felipe to either bow out from public life or sit down with Hunter and admit he was wrong about some things, and hope that he can work out some Lesnar/Cena-type contract for himself.

>>2697083
It's probably the only good thing along with that Todd guy to ever come out of this shithole

>>2699217
>Punk agreed to get scripted to be humiliated

He has worse control than with WWE Creative, apparently.

Based Big Bannans Works The Smarks

>>2699286

Kek, he is so cucked its not even fun anymore. How many months till he kills himself?

>>2699289
>works

The Smarks are popping for him. They've long ago turned on Cuck Man Phil.

Even with his stupid jobber name, Bananas isn't the heel here. He's the face.

>>2699297
Word.

Here's what Punk should have said in response:

"Oh so you're aware of my exploits. Always nice to meet a fan."

*extend hand*

"I'm sorry. What was your name again?"

*chuckle at the ownage*

What is he doing? The guy could be a star in NJPW right now, running Bullet Club or something. Maybe spearheading the US expansion. Instead he's floundering in 2nd rate reality shows. #PoorLifeChoices

>>2703273
lol star.
he probably wouldn't like to train enough to keep up with the top level guys and would expect his way paved for him.

>>2703273
>Cuck Man Phil
>the Miz of the MMA
>running anything

It will only hurt Bullet Club to get that MMA jobber a top spot.

>>2703335
Well now it would. I meant he should have went to NJPW instead of any of the shit he did after WWE. But yeah...now he's ruined.

>>2703351
He should've never stepped into the Octagon in the first place.

Up until that moment, he can still make his marks believe he's the best in the world and he has an "MMA background" by stealing Kenta's moves or doing that shitty elbow drop off the top rope.

>>2703335
Best version of Punk was either the Samoa Joe rival Punk or the Pipe Bomb Punk.

Instead we get "20 years shaved off of his life by Cryback" Punk.

>>2695580
>smarks still chant for this loser because they live vicariously through him

If 2017 Miz returned to MTV he'd demolish Phil on the show that he'd instantly quit.

HHH was right all along.

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>>2703357
Royal Rumble jesus punk was GOAT as well

>>2695580
semen punk can't put himself over some reality show nobody

sad!

>>2705003
Y'know, I liked Punk more when he had long hair and the Straight Edge gimmick and came out to This Fire Burns. The moment he cut his hair, switched to Cult of Personality, ditched the Straight Edge gimmick, something just...I dunno, started going downhill.

If Phil really wanted to go into MMA so badly, he should have first accepted Jason David Frank's challenge, if only so we could have the meme of Punk getting his ass kicked by a Power Ranger.