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>>2693138

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>>2693138

>>2693077
>Okada is goat, its wise to make him the star
>Ramen Regins is the woat, they've already failed 3 times to make him the star

>>2693077
One has normie stink on it, which means Smarks have to hate it.
It's that simple.

One fucking sucks while the other one could carry the Ultimate warrior to a good match, and he's dead

>>2692812
3edgy4me

I thought muslims blow themselves up to get virgins, not to kill them.

suicide bombers should get the death penalty desu

he's just being le wacky xdd

>>2692592
Quick rundown?

Need cliffs.

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>>2692461

>>2692406
>rent free

>>2692406
the biggest "what not to do" tale in wrestling?

Fact is is punk returned this Monday, he would receive the single biggest pop in the last 10 years and be the single biggest star in the last 20 years.

And there is absolutely nothing you cucks could possibly do about it, mainly because you all would be marking out just as hard.

>>2692348
>cringing bc of Nakamura
>using the ding-dong diddly meme

Yeah I'm pretty sure they don't do entrances for the people in the pre-show battle royale.

>>2692336
I can't wait. I hope it pushes the antismarks over the edge and they all kill theirselves.

/asp/ would be a lot better

On the subject of Rhodes, Ryback claimed that 'Cody made him look dumb for saying that Ryback believed the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day was called that not because it was the sequel to Terminator, but cuz there were two terminators. Notably, Ryback mentioned that Daniel Bryan and Rhodes are the reason he stopped riding with others.

"Old Cody did an interview with somebody in which I had a few tweets over, which he did a legit interview for one of the dirtsheets, which I hate people doing interviews with dirtsheets, first of all. But whatever. And in a serious interview, he does the thing, the Terminator 2 deal, where him and Daniel Bryan, and in this, he doesn't say anything about this being a joke, but he says that I believed that Terminator 2 was because there were two terminators. And it is f--king hilarious, absolutely. And because I didn't know there was a Terminator 1. I thought that was Terminator 1 and it was just T2 because the good guy/bad guy terminators. They're the reason why I quit riding with people altogether, it's just annoyed the f--k out of me."

Ryback continued, "it makes me look like a dumb f--king piece of s--t. And I was like, 'Cody, like, I get it. It's funny, but say it was a f--king joke!' because you have to understand the audience you're playing to, they don't understand what is a joke or not and it doesn't help my reputation at all when you tell it… but he put out a tweet correcting [it]."

Ryback later admitted that he does get hot over it.

"I don't get hot over it, but, I'm just like, f--k, how would [he] feel if did an interview about [him and said] 'yeah, I walked in a room and saw Cody Rhodes blowing another dude,' and that's all I said? And the guy goes, 'man, that's pretty funny!' 'Yeah, right?' and then, I just keep going on with the interview. 'Yeah, Cody Rhodes is a c--------r.' And then, that's how that gets started. You don't do s--t like that. That's called being an adult, so I get f--king hot over that s--t."

According to Ryback, he always wanted to face The Undertaker and he would like to face current WWE Universal Champion Brock Lesnar; however, 'The Human Wrecking Ball' shared that he stopped making goals of things he cannot control and he has accepted that he may never see those dream matches materialize.

"I always wanted to wrestle Undertaker. It was always one of my things, but Brock Lesnar is the other one, and we've talked about that [on the podcast] and it if happens, it happens. If it doesn't, I don't give a f--k anymore. It's just not even… I've let go of having goals, like I told [podcast co-host Pat Buck], I had that WWE Championship as my number one goal for however many years, and I realized I can't have goals that are determined by other people."

It's been a while since I've seen Ryback posting. Anyone have the Charlotte HHH fart story?

You first

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>>2692328
Ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-slyrfhP_0

>>2692169
wtf is this announce table rivarly in TNA.. they are clearly mocking JBL bullying Ranallo lol

>>2692203
BASED Freakzilla

The only thing that's hitting the floor is her fat belly.

>>2692086
as well as her saggy tits when she takes off her push-up bra.

>>2692086
>>2692089
gooka btfo

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>>2691874
Dellinger was the manager you knob.
18+

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>Mean Street Posse
>they're not mean or from the street at all, they're just Shane's upper class buddies

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>>2691882
>Pete Gas
>isn't on steroids

O you don't like what Zack's shooting his load into? I'm sure he's devastated, please show us what you are shooting your load into, I'm sure she's stunning.

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>>2691822

>>2691816
Nothing. Emmutt is a legit 2/10

Earl Hebner

HHH

> Damn it D'lo
Vince is in the wrong. I used to be on his side with the whole "he's the boss, you're the employee, you don't refuse what your boss asks". Until I found out Bret had creative control for his last match. At that point he is objectively in the right no matter what.

>that silly shot editing and shitty music laid on top of 'drama'

holy shit i see MTV hasn't changed one bit since the last time I saw it in like 2003

>>2691666
hahaha

>>2691666
>getting btfo by a guy called johnny bananas
JUST