Smack Gamethread 2
Booty Warrior Edition
[continued tummyposting]
>a recap
>>2706246
Where is sissy poster? I miss her
new day fucking suck.
I really don't want more New Gay wanking
>>2706258
>her
>tfw all 5 of the minorites on screen had 10X the charisma than anyone on else the main roster
prove me wrong
>tfw you'd rather watch This Is Your Life segment again than the New Day
PRESS F FOR THE GAY COPS. IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED BROS
New Gay is fucking gay
Near the halfway point, and I'm still dissapointed
Raw wins again
>>2706265
Cringe
>>2706265
I think you're forgetting someone.
>still no leaks for nattie
Why did it have to be Charlotte and her botched implants?
>>2706266
at least it had Based Bliss
>>2706268
I know right? Isn't it great?
>>2706269
Based Charles. Now do the same with your wife, Becky tonight
>that old as fuck WWE 18 wheeler with Edge and Eddie on it
HARD BODY JINDER WORKING ALL THE BASEMENT SMARKS
MAHARAJA
>>2706284
she does it every match cause she's a lazy shit
>>2706265
You're right. They're some of the few on the roster right now that can make the scripts sound somewhat okay
fuck man I already miss the breezango. well at least we have jinder
INDIAN PRESS GETTING WORKED BY A CANADIAN GUY
I thought they spoke English in India
>>2706279
>Straight men
>Acting like huge faggots
I understand you're doing a retarded tumblr thing, but isn't that shit "Problematic", as they say?
>Jinder actually made India TV
Well then
Is Maharaja Punjabi for body acne?
>>2706275
Nattie has a big grandma head and face
>this video package is better than any part of raw and smackdown so far
>all of india's news channels are still in standard definition
huh
fuck that gave me chills
it's eerie how the wwe can get major news outlets from around the world to shill their fake sport
This show has been shit thus far, who writes this shit? They should take some cues from the writers of Baywatch perhaps one of the most prestigious and amazing movies I have ever seen in my personal opinion.
Just see for yourself and watch it at your local theater for only $13 if you want to know how superb writing works, you'll also be supporting The Rock for all he's done too.
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>>2706305
They could easily upgrade but no one can afford good enough TVs
GAY COPS IS NOIRE NOW
BASED GAY COPS
GAY COPS ARNT KILL
BASED GAY COPS
GAY NOIR KINO
>>2706294
gotchu fammm
btw i used to hate breeze till i saw him in that janitor outfit
GAY COPS!!!
N O I R K I N O
Based Gay Cops still on my tv
Holy Kino
BASED DANGO
Thank god they are still here.
Based Big Poo working the smarks
BASED GAY DETECTIVE NOIRE
>>2706275
Nattie is actually the purest on the roster due to her being sheltered
She probably don't even know what cow girl position is
>Fashion Files
Noir gay cops are best gay cops
Looks like the gay cops push may not be over?
KINO AF
>Nerf gun
Fuck this is great
based Noir Cops
BIG BOSS MAN LEL
>>2706275
That seriously looks like a man with implants
>Nakamura weaker than Zayn
>New Day
>Recaps
SmackDown is officially Tueday Night RAW.
>more GAY COPS segments
NOIRKINO
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>Sweet Richard Simmons, what is this...
BREEZE DIRTBAG
>breeze dirtbag
thank you gay cops
Thank you Gay Cops!
>Breeze wearing a dress and not undercover
Trap giimmick confirmed?
-1 star deduciton for not using a hair dryer gun.
>>2706331
>KINO
Can someone eli5 what kino means on this subchan?
>this segment
Shit makes me want to play LA Noire again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOU4troQBE
>See curvy shadow
Oh hell yeah
>It's Tyler
OH HELL YEAH
Is Tyler an actual faggot
I doubt he would go this far for a segment unless he's somewhat fucked in the head
This is /hm/ as fuck.
>>2706305
>>2706342
I tired of seeing Tyler in women's clothes
ITS A TRAP
KEK I thought it was gonna be Lana from the silohuette
Post more rare 'Mellas
P U R E K I N O
U
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>He thinks I'm still undercover
>L Gay Noire
wtf I want to be gay now
The Colons
This is now the third time Breeze has worn a dress.
BASED GAY COPS WILL NOT DIE.
>phew he thinks I'm undercover
Toppest kek
>>2706349
I honestly thought it was going to be Lana for a split second
They're so entertaining.
The gay cops are turning their shit around
You guys like this shit?
>breeze dresses in drag for fun
fuck why is this so good
/SMACK/ IS /HM/
Whoever put these skits together needs a damn raise
I can believe Breeze crossdresses in his free time
tyler wants to be the girl.
>tfw we will never get Goldust/GAY COPS segments due to the brand split
>went from a nobody tag team to the best tag team on Smackdown
How the fuck did this happen?
Like they have legit good lines and writing.
>>2706369
WORKED
>Telepathic gay cops
my sides
I'm not going to make it lads
send help
WWE is all in on the tranny meme
pic EXTREMELY related
Tyler looks good in this green number.
hfy charlottes milky bags
BASED WOMEN
Based David Flair with breast implants
Literally pissed my pants watching that RAUNCHY segment by The Gay Cops. #litty
>>2706384
DON'T POST IT
Post yfw Gay Cops are not dead
Leave wrestlekino to us
>>2706376
they have to balance the kino out on both shows sadly
>>2706390
YES POST IT
>>2706392
Still have those water pistols
HAHAHA THE FUCKING NORMIE MARKS ARE FUCKING SEETHING AT THIS ARTWORK
>>2706395
DON'T
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUMMER RAE AND I WAS BOUT TO WHIP IT OUT
>>2706391
GIMME A (YOU) IF YOU JUST BOWED DOWN TO THE QUEEN
that fashion files bit was the funniest thing i've seen on WWE in years
>>2706401
Damn I thought the same thing
>>2706399
Normies don't understand the kino noire
Is anyone else's TV frozen on fear factor ad?
>LISTEN UP DIRTY SOUTH
Sides are in orbit
BASED ELLSWORTH
BASED BIG HOG
BASED ELLSGOD
>>2706408
yep
>DIRTY SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN
IS ELSWORTH /OURGUY/?
SOUTHERN CHICKEN GIBLETS
>>2706408
Same. Fuck MTV
>>2706355
Same. I bet it was
THATS RACIST
WTF
"STUPID KFC EATING SOUTHERNERS"
>>2706380
THICC
>>2706399
>I thought I was watching a wrestling show
Segments like these happens since 1993
D U H
U
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For the love of god cut off the intro of Carmella's music.
DAS RASTHIST
I've never heard less of a reaction to anyone than what Carmella gets
this Ellsworth shit has played itself out
Anybody else's USA channel shitting itself?
Ellsworth needs a shot at the universal title
>theme song is for an an African jungle beast
Based DUH
0 pop mella
carm a best
Jesus will Carmella ever get a pop?
>>2706428
Nope.
>>2706426
Part of it is her music.
>>2706426
Her theme is really a pop killer
>Literally zero reaction to Tamina
Naomi is a cringey nigger
>Tamina's entrance
Holy shit I haven't seen this in YEARS.
>>2706403
That smile of hers is like a thing of beauty painted with the rays of the sun. Charlotte is QUEEN.
The anti-pop has become an integral part of Carmella's entrance at this point
(evil yayyy)
Man Nia Jax got skinny fast
I've never heard more deafening silence than Carmella's entrance, it's like like goddamn black hole activates, you could literally hear a feather drop
>that fucking tamina theme
lololol
>Charles trying not to smile
Nia, Tamina. Twin Towers 2.0 when?
>Ellsworth is still working the crowd
>Ellsworth is on track to become a Paul Heyman level manager
To think we all almost witnessed AJ killing this man in the ring on live TV
>>2706429
He's gonna lose miserably. Remember when he tried to do the same with Dean Ambrose?
Dem pits HFY
>Becky in a skirt again
Welp. I gotta take a shit.
>>2706308
Dwayne, stop. People are starting to stare.
>inb4 announcement of Women's MITB
based Georgia sandbagging the wimmniz
Carmello is looking nice today
I NEED EVERYBODY IN THE RING
Why Tamina Snuka doesn't want to show her boobs?
I fucking hate becketty. her stupid theme song is literally redd.it, her autistic googles makes her look like a tranny stupid version of catwoman and those wacky moves she does at her entrance makes me want to punch her
RIP IN PIECES TABLE
>>2706448
Shouldn't she have some heat at this point?
>>2706462
I wish she wore shorts like she did in nxt
OH THE MATCH WONT START
THEYRE ACTUALLY DOING THE WOMENS MITB
NECKS WILL BREAK
OH MY LORD
why did Tamina not stay in ring and get the 10 count win?
>>2706465
BASED becky working this SEETHING gaylord
so this is gonna be a non-finish so they can do a ladder disaster?
since the match didn't start does that mean the Glowworm will defend the title in a Fatal SIXway?
>>2706468
>"""she""'
I'm having more fun trying to figure out where I am in FF7 after not playing for 6 months than watching this
>>2706469
decent pit 7/10
>>2706469
Fuck. You're right.
>>2706459
>>2706473
there are no count outs in a fatal 5way
I see you Nattie. Lookin good, girl.
This is actually a decent segment
>mella taking an outside the ring bump with her zero padding body
ow
HOLY SHIT
Ric Flair vs Jim The Anvil Neidhart vs Jimmy Snuka vs Becky Lynch vs Carmella
This is the best these womens have wrestled ever....because it actually feels believable that theyre beating the shit out of each other
no cringy chain wrestling or holds and bullshit
HOLY FUCK
CHARLES IS A GODDESS
BASED CHARLES
>Natty getting absolutely rekked
Jesus
OH FUG
good grief
>that table spot
based smack girls
>>2706489
kek
FIRST INTERGENGER MITB
>>2706429
Ellsworth needs a shot at the women's title
HERE COMES THE WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
HERE COMES THE PEPE
Oh FUGGG
KNACK IS BAAAAAACK
HOW THE FUCK DOES SMACKDOWN DO IT EVERY WEEK.
They've made a women's segment that I can't take my eyes away from.
I cried with laughter at the Fashion Files too just before that.
ITS HAPPENING. POST WHO YOU THINK IS MOST LIKELY TO DIE AT MITB:
Carmella
I miss tyson kidd
>>2706489
Carmella is a second generation wrestler as well
>>2706490
Especially when compared to autistic slobs like whalesuka
Where's Paige? 5 women for the MiTB?
IT'S HAPPENING
WHO WILL BE MS. MONEY IN THE BANK LADS???
>womyn's ladder match
It's gonna be fucking terrible.
>>2706500
>>2706505
Definitely Carmella. Charles never hurts herself, only others. Becky and Natty are safe workers and Tamina isn't climbing a ladder
Im actually really excited for this.
>>2706469
This guy called it
>>2706507
from who
>>270650
Ellsworth
Meh
>hometown of St Louis
UH OH ORTON
SNEEK
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K
Calling it now
Carmella wins due to Ellsworth shenanigans
>pink briefcase
This is a good segment using the girls, they are fucking each other up. Well done SDL.
>girl's money in the bank ladder match
>necks will break
>>2706500
...what color will the suit case be?
or will it be a purse?
>Charles' face
>>2706511
Paige.. she's going to be the 6th woman
>>2706506
he needs to become Nattie's Manager again after the welcoming committee implodes
I could see him literally wearing the womens belt and talking like he's the champ
>>2706515
low test
>yfw Ellsworth interferes in the match and Carmella wins the Title
>>2706527
Probably just red
>>2706487
Dont need it with all the memory foam out there.
holy shit
is it just me or is Smack significantly better than Raw
owens, zayn, AJ, Naka
Jericho in the wing
New day
Fandango and Breeze
based fucking Jinder
Smack Divas
who else am I forgetting
Wait one minute.. only 5 women..
Charlotte Flair moonsaulting off the top of a ladder at Money in the Bank will be something else.
>>2706517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjjiNQmmaBI
heres her dad jobbing to big boss man
>>2706527
I think a white or silver would be good.
>>2706536
Ruru
>Nothing can stop me. I'm all the way up
What did he mean by this?
>>2706536
>>2706537
>>2706537
Fucking smackdown
Having their women in a MITB meanwhile on raw horseface and jew midget are fighting with sticks on poles after this is your life cringe. FUCK
>>2706541
Who
>>2706536
you are forgetting about based Dolph famalama
God damn how can Raw even compete?
>>2706537
Fatgooka is too old for ladder matches
>>2706539
For a minute I thought she's the spawn of Big Boss Man
>>2706536
welcome to august 2016
>>2706538
thank god sasha isnt in that match cause she would surely break her neck
>>2706536
If only they can trade Cena to get Miz back.
>>2706537
How hard do you mark when Paige becomes the 6th woman in the mitb match?
>>2706545
>>2706544
>only 5 women
>Summer Rae was cleared earlier this month
>wasnt drafted
ITS TIME
>>2706537
pls no
>>2706536
it's better but
>oreowens, zayn. nakameme, new gay
gtfo
>>2706539
Neat
>>2706536
>New Gay
>good
>>2706562
literally who
can't believe it's the same company that booked alexa's segment and the brawl tonight. Different writers, I know, but still...
>>2706548
Rusev nigga
>>2706558
The better question is how hard does Woods "mark?"
>>2706560
I can take that too
>Ellsworth getting all up and close with Smack women
I'm jealous desu
>>2706544
>>2706545
kek
>>2706560
It would be hilarious if Ellsworth legitimately won the women's title. They could make him into a huge villian for the lesbo third wave feminist viewers.
>>2706537
SHADE
>5 women
>6 spots
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO SHANE
>>2706536
Fuuuuuuu
forgot Dolph, Cena, and Rusev
unbelievable
someone is fucking up with the video feed
GAY COPS
>0 pop for Kinobros
>Breeze
The fat bitch is right though
Seriously, is Tyler a faggot or one of those metrosexual people
He can't be doing this just for a paycheck
what was Tyler Breeze's gimmick before this? I legitimately can't remember anything about him
Something about Tyler Breeze makes me want to fuck him until he cries.
>>2706587
>Atlanta
>not shit
pick one
FAKE NEWS
>>2706581
WEW.
That one's going to be taken down in a bit.
>Tyler is still in a dress.
Aight this just went from funny to weird bros
HOMOSEXUAL LAW ENFORCEMENT GETTING 2 SEGMENTS EVERY WEEK
BREEZE ON THE WOMEN MITB MATCH WHEN?
>>2706581
fat people complain a lot
>>2706592
Pretty boy who took selfies.
>>2706592
Zoolander
>>2706581
>>2706539
Makes sense now. I never understood how Carmella got even interested in wrestling, I mean I never saw her bragging about 'muh legacy' or 'muh dream job' like every other shit female on this company do.
>>2706581
I was wondering if she was hurt but i guess they just benched her
>>2706537
I'd rather see Lana.. Asuka is a botch machine
>>2706581
she's not wrong
>>2706592
supermodel/zoolander
>>2706592
someone who was respected enough to be trusted with a advertised interpromotional match with Jushin Thunder Liger
LMAO CM PUNK JUST GOT MURDERED ON MTV
>That kid yelling at the Colon for hitting a lady
Oh shit lol
Water guns? I didn't know this was a Raven's rules match
>dat falling
holy shit
I feel sorry for Johnny Curtis. He'll never be the WWE champion beccause they made him a gay cop. He'll never be taken seriously as a competitor ever.
>>2706588
>being this worked by based gay cops
Wow that was a nasty landing by Primo
>>2706604
she's not a mark for the business. a rarity these days
holy fuck he landed hard on the ground
>>2706558
Who?
I think he actually got hit in the balls
>police shooting minorities
Playing true to the part.
I fucking love this double screen
>>2706605
>i guess they just benched her
Don't you mean "beached?"
That what usually happens to whales.
>>2706616
Water is apparently legal
>>2706618
Right, because Jinder was never a comedy jobber
>>2706625
Worked
Are you forgetting our current world champion had a segment a few years ago where he played a flute to hypnotize santino's snake puppet
If anything, hes guarenteed championship now
>>2706612
What happened?
dead fucking ass
how can anyone say Fandango isn't one of the most charismatic entertaining talented guys this company has had in years?
its always been obvious as fuck.
>Landing straight on your tailbone like that
uh
WHERE THE FUCK IS CARLITO???
>>2706581
I actually won't be opposed to see Nia on Smackdown and watch her just wreck shit left and right
>>2706638
I'd mark out if Carlito came back
>>2706618
>doesn't wrestle long matches so less bumps cause hes irrelevant
>comedy people can be employed forever if you amuse him
he's living the dream
>>2706625
>women """""wrestler""""" in the developmental division
>in the same league as oldberg
no
>>2706636
Yeah there was a reason why Jericho put him over at WM, I always loved his matches on Main Event and never got why they killed his momentum
>>2706615
I heard it too. Kid is based.
>>2706639
I wouldn't be opposed to see Nia on Raw and watch her just wreck shit left and right