Let's the the show started
tummyposters report in
>>2705791
Cant tell which is longer. Her abs or her nose.
GAY COPS BETTER WIN THIS TIME
>>2705786
It hasn't even started and we already won again.
Haven't watched in three weeks lads what are the current angles?
>>2705801
>that shitshow last night
I tuned in and then immediately out
>>2705791
/FABULOUS/ tummy
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>>2705791
I think Carmella or Becky is winning tonigh
SMACK WON
Big hog is best girl
Becky cringe
>genetically superior
>no ass
Smack is now
>>2705806
aca papa listo para el A show
>Divashit
Big dick A+ Raw wins again
This is now a calibration thread my Rawlphas.
literally the first time I've ever heard Tamina speak
Wow, how not to open your show
it's a womyns episode feminism has gone to far
And just like that, smackdown already lost
Jesus Christ
1 minute in and smack is kill
>>2705803
new wench order vs other girls
mitb hype
corbin is angry lone pup
MAHARAJAH
Gay cops cant quite win the belts
>>2705803
Please respond
Natty wink
When is Ryder coming back to win the WWE title?
Based KO to save the show
That commercial said "The Beatles Channel" and I thought for a second that there was a television channel coming soon dedicated entirely to The Beatles and I got really confused. It ended being a radio station
>>2705806
Acá bebé como siempre con el show A
>>2705828
Soon broski.
GODDAMNIT STOP OPENING WITH TALKSHOWS EVERY GODDAMN WEEK AND STOP HAVING TALKSHOWS PERIOD EVERY GODDAMN WEEK. THIS SHIT IS SO PLAYED OUT AND THEY WONDER WHY RATINGS ARE DEAD
BASED FAT FUCK
>>2705791
Bitch looks like one of those things from The Dark Crystal
>>2705833
fuck you miztv is based
>Kevin Owens gets jobber entrance
>tfw an American was fat near me
You smack downsyndromers were claiming to have already won and its off to a shit start
Is kevin owens really ding-dong diddly be WWE champ and usa champ?
How over is Styles goddamn
>>2705830
Hopefully this means they stop playing their shitty music on other stations and contain it to that crappy station.
Why is it called "Money in the Bank" and not "Title Match Contract"
>>2705841
With that opening, smack lost.
They won't learn with women
Fatass steals other guys moves, other guys tattoos, and now uses the another guys talking segment.
even his son is named Owen,
it's like there is nothing in his brain but big macs and 1998 Raw's
BIG POP SHINSUKE
NAKAMEME
>>2705838
You're gonna honestly say that every Miztv is awesome when they all end with fucking Dean of all people standing tall over Miz?
NAKAMEME
who /yeaoh!/ here?
>>2705845
wew lad 4chan is an 18+ website
Crowd is dead. I'm a smacklad but I think RAM wins this week.
inb4 ZIggler
based BMAJ most over star since prime austin
N A K A M E M E
Why does... Kevin.... Owens...... talk.... so........ slow?
Why is keven owins so fucking FAT
ANTI SMARKS SEETHING
>>2705857
Dead
Meme
>>2705861
english as a 2nd language + autism
>>2705861
Lowkey heel tactic
>>2705852
thats the running joke of miztv
every episode ends with him getting beat up
>>2705861
heart palpitations
le cringy chink is here.
the autist known as shinsuke!
Kek
Owens face
I can see Nakamura's dirty bird.
>Even his theme has a pop in it
more torking
BASED NAKAMURA IS OVER
ANTI SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Keven owins high cholesterol reel because hes a OBESE
Holy shit, Jim Jones is over
Slammy Awards still exists?
KO CRINGING AT THE AUTIST
please don't let nakamura talk
Brehs....
>>2705886
well then
>thank you corbin
>clap clap clap
>>2705886
Based corbin
HEY SHINSUKE
>chris jericho
>early retirment
Kek
Oh here comes boring coobang to save shinsuke from talking
HEY SHINSUKE
>not even letting the gook speak
B A S E D
>>2705883
Hasn't been around since one or two years ago.
Oh no! Its Boring Corbin!
"NOBODY CARES" - Baron Corbin in all his promos
HEY SHINSUKE
>HEY SHINSUKE
Now a real talker, Baron Corbin
KEVIN OWEN? Also Baron telling the truth for once
I'd rather hear Nakameme try putting words together than hearing Corbin speak
B I G B A N T E R C O R B I N
I
G
B
A
N
T
E
R
corbin is legit the worst promo
Why do all of the minorities have singalong themes
>>2705888
Why is she wearing the BLACKED underwear?
BASED LONE WOLF KILLING THE TERRORIST
HEY SHINSUKE
CARTMAN
>>2705846
"Money in the banks" is an idiom, it means that it is as good as secured. In this case, the winner of the briefcase is basically guaranteed to be champion, ie. his title is "Money in the bank".
HEY NAKAMEME
HEY SHINSUKE
Did Corbin just steal AJ's line?
This SD is off to a ruckus start, but there's just nothing in the WWE that blows my mind anymore. Yesterday I watched the Baywatch movie and I was just mesmerized at the cinematic excellence and life changing story Baywatch has bestowed me with. It really is the GOAT movie bros
Lets support The Rock for what he has done for the wrestling industry and watch Baywatch together for only $13 lads
>Baron's face when him losing the match was the highlight of last Smackdown
>>2705908
big cass
HEY CARTMAN
>>2705911
Baron Corbin is balding
>CARTMAN
FATASS BTFO
CARTMAN
WHAT?
"ok cartman"
BASED
>>2705919
Go away Rocky
LAST WEEEEK
I
PINNED....
U
>>2705888
Based 'Mellaposter
WHAT?
CARTMAN BTFO
>>2705904
Lesnar must be the worst of all time on the mic
Baron is awful
honest to god what the fuck is he even saying. its intelligible
I kinda like hearing Shinsuke speak
>It's another Nakameme barely gets offense and looks like a dork episode
Should have never left New Japan
U
>from out of the WWE universe
you mean THE AUDIENCE
what the fuck is nakamura saying
>>2705930
Kek
can we get some subs dunn?
Man I want to like Corbin but he sounds like a teenager.
>you want another ambulance ride buddy
BIG BANTS BARON
RAST ROCKSTAR
HEY BARON
HOLY FUCK, THEY KEPT THIS WAY SHORTER THAN THE MIZTV CRAP LAST NIGHT. AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHEN TO MOVE ON
stop letting nak talk jesus
>inb4 HOLLA HOLLA TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
you think this is bad, wait until they call up Asgooka
>>2705939
and this is after they made him stop giving promos with his mouthguard in
(You)
>>2705855
Beatles are meme. No one over 18 actually likes them. They're fisher price, baby's first band.
Sami ZZZzzzzzayn
>>2705919
Hi Dwayne
WE GOT OURSELVES A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAH
What would a mashup of Nakamuras and Sami Zayns entrance themes sound like?
Shitstain looks so weak.
HOLLA HOLLA
GOAT NAKAMEME
>Islami getting a pop
Haram AF
>>2705919
18%
Great job making Nakamura look strong.
holla holla playa
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
>>2705967
I want to change the channel. What else is on?
>>2705919
This Rock shilling meme is pretty great desu.
Nakamura needs a manager
>>2705919
kys dwayne
I was having a fight with my remote because the fucking mute button wouldn't work. Quit giving Corbin the mic, for fucks sake.
>>2705956
Won't happen til he turns heel.
At least he is a lot better on mic than Khali.
>>2705982
This guy
>>2705919
yes but did you piss yourself?
Watching that chicken play the anthem on Amerifats got talent was more entertaining than that opening segment tbqh
>>2705981
going to start doing it ironically
>>2705982
Nakamura needs to lay off the painkillers
>>2705980
I literally don't know other /tv/ besided wwe and christley
The new Fargo season is real good though
nakamura literally can't speak english, is vince laughing backstage at this shit or something?
>the two time Sami Zayn
What did he mean by this?
Shinsuke's dance is getting old now. We get it, you have a cool entrance. Save it for the PPVs.
Corbin is kinda based. He has potential
Where is Bryan
>>2706005
Paternal Leave
>>2706002
he should only wrestle on ppvs or special occasions and his tv entrances should be subdued
they used to sorta understand this with their "stars"
>>2706001
First one blew himself up in Manchester
>>2705801
>Dat well placed Rusev
L...Lewd.
>>2706003
hes gotta shave that fucking shit hair
Are they finally letting Shinsuke do strong style?
Is Nakamura the only one in Smackdown roster that can defeat McGregor in a real fight?
>>2706005
Bree just had her baby so i think he took some time off
>>2705991
What in the fuck is going on here? What led up to such an outrageous skit?
>>2706005
>Cum deep in wife's vag hoping to get a boy
>Wait 9 months
>Gets a girl
id stay off of TV too.
>>2706002
if people get sick of nakameme's entrance what does he have left? the rest of his """gimmick""" is cringey as hell
I'm just waiting for the based maharaja to appear.
>>2706010
Didn't see that there. Sweet. I did it based on the requests weeks ago.
>>2706015
18+
>>2705801
Truth and Gold are the only redeeming of RAM
>>2706012
Only on PPV.
>>2706008
but there is nothing special about him
>>2706009
top kek
>>2705801
Based
>>2706016
In his defense, 75% of all wrestlers can only have daughters.
>>2705991
CHOPPY CHOPPY
>>2706005
its 2017, raising his wife's daughter
is carmella black
Is sami zayn really muslim?
>good vibrations
Which move is more retarded, that, or Bayley's whatever the fuck she does when she twirls on her opponent's back?
>match keeps playing THROUGH the ad
I'm a fan.
was there not just a commercial??
PICTURE IN PICTURE
>>2706027
his entrance gets a pop more than most the roster does
but once you go to every city with it people care less
same thing happened with shane, he's done his "what's up local place" promo everywhere and nobody cares anymore
P I P
I
P
>>2706040
Gimmick to boost ratings. NASCAR does it
THIS IS THE FUTURE BABY
>>2706037
Surely there aren't just as retarded moves, like the 5 knuckle shuffle and the spinaroonie
>>2705861
SDL is a two hours show with 20 minutes of worthwhile wrestlers. He's gotta fill the clock.
>>2706005
Raising a white child
>>2706037
>Foot choke /w theatrics vs literally nothing - the move
>>2706039
>tfw watching with the USA Now app and only see commercials
Actually I don't really care
>>2705791
>>2705808
WWE NEEDS to do swimsuit photoshoots a yearly thing again.
WAIT WOAH WHAT THE FUCK I WASN'T PAYING ATTNETION DOES THE MATCH PLAY DURING COMMERCIALS NOW?
>>2706054
Mostly white.
>>2706002
I agree completely.
Half that commercial was a headlock...
Why doesn't Sami just explode Baron Corbin? Its way easier.. wrestling doesn't make sense
>>2706048
is nascar really dying?
i dont watch it, but i love when it's on at bars and "restaurants".
i don't want it to die, anon
>>2706057
don't they sell a semi lewd calendar? they used to
they could even do a male one for "equality"
>>2706045
memes aside, why do people like her? she has the body, clothes and attitude of a 12 yr old. she might be a trap too
pic related
>>2706059
Yes but its always just the heels working locks, nothing good ever happens
>tendies on one side
>autistic nip on the either
>>2706022
Nevermind, I looked it up and its Venis and Yamaguchi-San. Sorry I don't know every feud of the Attitude Era you smark.
BLUE
THUNDER
BOMB
>>2706059
I bet nobody is watching the match
They can make you pay attention to the commercial so easily
>>2706065
>Suicide Bomber gimmick
>Doesn't just blow up the guy he's feuding with
WTF
>>2706069
worked
KANE?
>>2706069
Those are all the reasons we like her.
BKOSS OVER AS FUCK
>>2706079
Vote for him.
>>2706045
shane consistently gets big pops with his promos kys
I like Sami Zayn, but Jesus those punches.
BASED NAKAMEME
i like nakamura's new boots a lot. it's a cooler, tapered look
>>2706034
yes, a dirty nigger from nigger island
KO doesn't know how to sell a kinshasa
That was the softest bomaye I've ever seen.
Just got home.
Did I miss BASED MAHARAJA?
In return Mella tummy.
>Corbin blasts fatty
>This way no one looks weak
smart
Wasn't Zayn kayfabe injured last week? WHat's he doing back?
Nakamura is winning the US title soon.
>>2706039
>do this last week for most matches except the main event
I hate meme kick finishers
>>2706069
>pic related
>doesn't post a pic
BKOSS 4-0 Fat man
>>2706090
his jncos made me hate him more.
>>2706094
Carmello looks nice today
>>2706094
>Big Cass nuts on this tummy
>>2706100
werked
anyone else here go to MiTB 2011? I was there, shit was rad.
Not even they could make the Kendo in a Pole match sound good.
TODAY IS THE DAY
NEW DAY IS HERE
WHAT IS THIS CROSSBRAND PROMO SHIT?
why did they nickname shinsuke the autist?
Let's not forget about her legs.
who /dolph/ here
>>2706118
zipperhead was deemed too offensive
>>2706103
>straight-leg pants = jnco
jesus, the state of anti-smark faggots
>>2706118
It's what happens when you look, act, wrestle and speak like one.
EZ
Why does Smackdown always have nerdy sounding numale commentators? I've been watching since 2009 and it's always been that way except that brief period with Book, but I think even then.
Meme day coming up
MITB still uses the fucking trump theme
Based
What is AJ Styles gonna do today?
>>2706123
What does the fuck is zipperhead supposed to mean? I know it's a slur but why that?
>The Mummy... has Returned
what did Dr. Jekyll mean by this?
What vidya should I play instead of watching smack?
>The mummy
Do we really need to do this
>mummy movie
>no brendan fraser
no sir i dont like it
>>2706132
Kek, actually forgot about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o
DAY ONE IS H
Based Thugs
Local sports team rib are the best ribs
UCE
FALCONS BTFO AGAIN
>>2706143
When will our day one be h?
NOPE
>>2706136
Its a nickname for Vietnamese who had tire tracks on their heads.
Dude using that name for a Japanese makes racists look bad.
OH FUCK
IM MAKRING LADS
Nig Day
GOD NO, WE ARE FUCKED
not these fucking guys again
HAHAHAHAHAHA BASED NEW DAY SO RANDUMB MY LITTLE PUNY VIDYA GAYMES THEEEEIR JUS LIEK ME MY WIFES SON LOVES THE NEW DAY XD XD XD XD
Aye uce time for New Day
>new day
so this means gay cops are done :(((
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
Big E is gonna turn on them till the end of this segment.. look
AHAHAHA
>New Gay
That sucks man.
>Dad walks into the room
WHAT RHE FUCK
YOU GUYS PROMISED NO GAY SHIT WAS ON SMACKDOWN
NOW MY DADS LAUGHING AT ME AGAIN. FUCK ALL OF YOU
Usos are so much more entertaining on the mic than any other team
IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR SMACK
FUCK THE NEW GAY
FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL
Uso's are amazing heels, I hate them.
Here comes anons dad in all his glory
Xavier is such as nice guy
Too bad his act is stale as fuck
NEW DAY IS H.
hOLD UP
>>2706153
hey I never claimed to be a smart racist
>breezango pushed into irrelevancy
fuck this
Are the gay cops done?
AYO HOL UP
AYO, UCE HOL UP HOL UP
SO YOU TELLIN ME
>They think people have forgotten about the Paige thing
HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP
are the usos literal niggers?
GET RID OF THESE FUCKS
>Smackneets pretending to be happy about having to put up with ND on their show
The delusion is palpable.
Did he just say "these niggas are gay"? lmao
w-which one do I root for?
BOOTY WARRIOR
Can The Revival run in and destroy the New Gay?
>THE NEW DAY
Ready for your weekly dose of meme now Smacklads?
HOLY FUCK A THROWBACK TO THE BOOTY WARRIOR!
FUCKING KEK
Samoans acting like niggers... disgusting
AYO
BASED BOOTY WARRIOR BIG E
>anal rape jokes
Wow
>>2706189
Breezango you fucking racist
I thought Atlanta was 80% black, how's the crowd 80% white?
How long should I put my Eggo waffles in the microwave for bros?
>>2706185
Neck yourself loser
>Coconut niggers are more nigger than actual niggers
What a time to be alive lads
>New Day comes out
Raw might actually have a chance to win now.
BOOTY WARRIOR
HOLY SHEEEEEEIT
>>2706184
is she still hurt or suspended or what
The heel usos are actually okay
I LIKE YAH AND I WANTCHA
Lel Booty Warrior
Coconut Niggers BTFO by the real niggers.
>>2706188
Kek I swore I heard him say that too
What the fuck are these 5 nonwhite people saying?
It was genuinely easier to understand Nakamura.
>that fucked up music cue
CHAMPIOoOOOONNNSsSs
Big E being the best part of the segment like always
>>2706216
All you need to know is Kofi and ThiSo are the Janettys
I HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS GAY SHIT
>>2706205
Whats it like when you watch the usos scream "hol up"? Do you just bury your head in youe ass and act like they arent the personification of what /pol/ preaches?
I wonder what its like to be as upset as you that im right...their gimmick is being just that.
breezango should be in this fued. it's too fitting
wait you can joke about rape when its man rape?
I don't know about AJ in red...
>mfw they did a Booty Warrior reference
New Da's hips don't lie.
>the Bayley fan with an extra chromosome
how the fuck do people like the new day? that shit is fucking embarrassing
Wtf where are my gay cops
>>2706226
What do they personify that /pol/ preaches exactly? That people are different and speak differently? delusional
Press F for the Gay Cops, bros
F
>>2706233
He's a handsome christian man.
ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
I can't believe I used to post in this peice of shit board lol
I'm way better off since I got a job
Bye faggots
>>2706173
Same. Something about Pacific Islanders acting like niggers pisses me off.
While Raw has the hardys, smack downsyndrome has nonwhites who spew shitty memes and niggertry. I swear, they would fight harder to rape a white woman than for the tag titles
>>2706243
Who do I have to harass online to push them again?
>>2706259
Haitch
It won't work, but please harass him anyway
>>2706030
U wot, m8? This a steroid thing?
Cuz I have a sorta tinfoil theory the hormones and chemicals in the food are making more girls born that boys.