Dave Meltzer in Super Street Fighter II Turbo!

>Akumetty
>Given the mother of all monster pushes retiring Goutetsu
>Couldn't go over Gouken
>Couldn't go over Bison
>Couldn't go over Gen
>Couldn't go over Oro
>Couldn't turn Ryu heel
>Created six thousand islands, never drew a quarter

>>2696717
>implying Akuma wasn't such a huge draw he had to be banned so the no draws had a chance

>>2696717
Akuma is such a draw that he's been drafted into tekkenetty to save it

>>2696689
Didn't take place in the tokyo dome

Only 4.5 *

>>2696689

Small-Dong Dictator confirmed anti-draw

No Tokyo Dome

****3/4

best i can do

>>2696738
Based Big Volcanos Heihachi will put that chocolate midget in his place.

>>2696689
akuma was going over bison but you know, things change, instead bison did the job to ryu. Vince liked his look and it was face vs heel instead of heel vs heel which he's never been a fan of.

>It was a fight. It didn't really stand out to be at all. They didn't get enough time, you know. How much can you really do in two minutes? I mean I've seen some two minute fights that were good but generally speaking you know, it's just not long enough to do anything.

>Dave, the finish was PREPOSTEROUS, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

>It was something, alright. I don't know, I've seen worse than that just this week. I wouldn't say it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. The stupidest thing I've ever seen in Street Fighter was probably that angle from 1992 with Ken and Vega, that was the worst. Do you know that story? Ok so back in the Renaissance...*15 minutes pass*...Honda did pack the Cow Palace out three shows in a row though. Anyway where were we?

>>2696689
>Meltzer in a game that came out in the early 90s
>doesn't have a mullet

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>>2696881
I always automatically read these in Meltzer's voice.

>squashes Bison/Vega
>cheap air fireballs
>lolryuwins

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>Akuma
>5'10"

>>2696740
>>2696786

xD you guys are so funny!

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ITT: Dime drawers