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BBD

BASED

>match starts
>the other 4 guys fight each other
>roman is literally just standing there doing nothing
>LETS GO ROMAN, ROMAN SUCKS chants
>hes still just standing there, doing literally nothing

Roman Reigns is the GOAT

>ask yourselves why NJPW regularly puts on better PPV events on a fraction of WWEs budget.
Because NJPW is focused on making money by putting out the best wrestling product possible and WWE is focused on making money by coasting on licensing and TV rights fees?

>>2723688
Why is Shibata on that poster?

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>Quality over quantity
>Caters to a more mature audience which it does not try to insult on a daily basis
>Considered a sport as well as an art form, not a bad comedy show put on by soap opera writers

I can go on...

Joe was given this because you don't blow any of the other 4 on a nothing PPV before Summerslam.

He's old and has no long term value... so get this match outta the way that was a smarks wet dream from 13 or 14 years ago since they're the only ones still watching.

>fat slob
dick he can wupp this whole board's ass

Dude if you don't want to see this match stop watching altogether. They are both monsters. Of course Joe will carry the match. Sure he'll take his suplexes. But he does have mma training and id rather see him against Brock rather then anybody else in that 5 way out of pure realism. Its just something fresh .

who is the janetty

>>2723434
JeriShow

>>2723434
Watching the NBA has literally become more boring that Monday Night RAM.

PROVE ME WRONG

>tfw no qt spic gf

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>>2723365
currently in college. there's a reason why I don't tell anyone I watch it

>>2723384
because you have no friends?

>>2723316
Pete Dunne is the only champion I care about because I'm a bong, also Neville but he should be on the UK show not 205 Shite.

>>2723316
Almost perfect except for token black Naomi. She's boring as shit, she needs to drop the title to Becky or Charlotte. Even Natalya would work better than Naomi.

>>2723316
>Non-existent
>PR stunt
>As good as it can get at the moment
>I like her because jungle fever
>Not on the Miz bandwagon, nothing interesting about him holding the same belt for the seventh time, but I'm glad it's off Dean
>Seemed to have potential with the new gimmick, went nowhere with it
>Based
>Incredibly overrated after the heel turn, still as boring as ever, but now with mic time
>Based, just end the Aries feud for fuck's sake
>Based, works better as a special showing at Takeovers than it would in a Bong-only show, I think
>Actually great at what he does, people will never give him credit for it because his music is a meme
>Green as gooseshit
>I'm thoroughly bored of her

Brock Lesnar

>>2723274
>Was Extreme Rules the shittiest PPV of the year so far?

Where were your during Backlash?

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>>2723274

>>2723270
yes

they lost because Jeff succumbed to his ADDICTSHUN to being a SPOT MONKEY

raw might actually be WONDERFUL tomorrow

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>>2723270
no

>>2723270
No, you fucking retard. They don't have the rights to use the character, what is so hard to understand about that?

You mean established the only female draw in all of wrestling as the top girl

>>2723242
"pro-wrestling" is a stupid nickname for Bayley.

Not gonna lie Alexa's push has me more triggered than any unfair/undeserved push or championship win in WWE ever. More than Reigns, Vince winning the championship, Lex Luger, Diesel, etc. Fuck if you're gonna be a dominant champion at least take more than half a bump and learn to sell like a prowrestler. Or not be 4'11. What makes this even worse is that unlike Reigns or say someone like Charlotte who got her first push cuz nepotism, she isn't even TRYING to look credible or improve after getting the push. Not only is her booking garbage, but she herself is arguably garbage as well because of this. But of course because she's attractive none of this matters.
This is the part where you guys try to justify this as her not being fapbait because muh promos and muh facial expressions. Her promos are simple heel promos that are very formulaic. You guys will go out of your way to say "omg she handled the WHAT chants" when it was obvious that she actually didn't especially when the next week after that came around. Also, you guys think making the same overthetop mean look at others makes for some amazing "facial expressions".
She's just Eva Marie with passable promo skills, and its disgusting that a person that is green as fuck, not hardworking, and honestly not that over given her monster push is booked this way.

>>2723128
Okada's rival in the future. Like Tanahashi against Nakamura back from 2005-2010

Extremely talented in the ring, one of the smoothest workers around.

However, he doesn't come off as being particularly emotive or charismatic. People say he could be their next big babyface but a key part of that is making the audience feel your pain. I'm not sure he's able to do that but time will tell.

He's a great worker and has that cool sequence where he high jumps an opponent running the ropes and follows it up with a stellar dropkick.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiRLYYrG2aI this isn't it but it is great.

Era*

Three years ago, sure. This is just gonna be a squash match now.

>>2723070
ten

>yfw he inherits the Haitch promo
YOU SEE BROCK

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>>2722987
>tfw he inherits the Haitch burial powers

Based fatkino

Fiji Frank

SNOW JON

fat foe

>>2722897
Brock obviously...

Brock but Joe is gonna be the real winner here. This is gonna be intense.

Based Big Hold Joe fìnna make wrassling great again

BASED FATASS

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LESNAR

>>2722923
Lol nope, Kill yourself jinder dick sucker