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>>2725137

That isn't Bayley.

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>>2725137
After last night, Bayley is the jannetty. It was never Sasha. Becky was the jannetty before Bliss and the writers murdered Bayley.

>>2725146
>bayley fighting for the belt
>Sasha dancing in the cruiserweight division

I agree. The only thing this match accomplished was making all 4 guys look like complete idiots.

>>2725002
Didn't help a lot of the over the top escapes were pretty obviously non attempts. Caught matt and jeff several times make it just about up and over only to redangle their leg down because sheamus or cesaro weren't there yet.

I think still was an okay match, the finish was good, and it wasn't even close to the worst match of the night, but it's mind boggling to suggest when you have both of the other team laid out you and your partner just wouldn't head for the door.

I agree. The door always makes the match too ridiculous.

i always look in the crowd for cuties in njpw

Most are fat and ugly to average-looking like any other crowd but people post freeze frames on Jap fetishization websites like these and make you think otherwise

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>>2724806
>getting worked by d tier idol plants
what a fucking mark

Matt Striker

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC5mI4wY0Ag

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>>2724726
SCHITT'S CREEK

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Rich is also married, to fellow wrestler Su Yung.

But look at who she married.

Time for an upgrade.

>>2724558
Some numale cuck

She's definitely getting dick behind his back

He's a wwe costume designer I think

>thinking those three jobbers are in the same ballpark as big dave

my man...

>>2724480
> 4 clowns nobody should give a fuck about

>>2724489
His mic skills are amazing.

>Bryan: Foley could've been broken in half!
>Dave: But he's not...

And let's not forget...

>He killed him. Well, not literally, but you know.

I'm 5'6 and 300 lbs so no

>>2724438
>6' 2"
>knows some type of martial arts
Honestly, no. I'm untrained and 5' 9" though, so not really an accomplishment for him.

>>2724438
Would stab him.

>>2724387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkuptd-gInQ

>GREAT BAWS OF FIIAAAA

Add in the literal penis logo and Vince has to be deliberately killing this company.

Seriously, you try to give the new belt prestige by having Brocks very first defense on this utter joke of a PPV?

>>2724387
It's so absurd that people is actually talking and getting interested in it, Idk if that's what they wanted but it's working

>>2724396
>Add in the literal penis logo and Vince has to be deliberately killing this company.

>reminder that Vince is a 71-year- old with the humor of a 13-year-old

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>>2724320
Bump for GOAT-kada

Asuka.jpg

Still 9 to 10 months away

>>2724294
Exceptional ring worker
Biggest draw right now
5 star look
Great on the mic

He's going to be next cena

>>2724808
Ya still ding-dong diddly 9 to 10 months away from a heart attack ya fat ding-dong diddly fucking smark

Hire Dave Meltzer as an in-ring performer, his gimmick is getting under his opponents skin through stuttering criticism and updated ratings as the match progresses

>>2724231
Won't work as long as Kevin Dunn is around as he will ruin the booking.

>>2724231
Hire Vince Russo write TV for RAW. Consultants = Ed Ferrera, Disco Inferno, Jeremy Borash, Mark Madden, Matt Hardy

Hire Kevin Sullivan to book TV for SmackDown. Consultants = Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jim Ross, Raven, Paul Heyman

Lookin like beavis and butthead

wtf is up with her hair dude, is that a wig?

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Might as well have the first reply be the peak of this thread.

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>>2724038
gonna need to know where you got this.

Izzy will never recover from this. I bet she's already bought an Asuka mask to hide her shame.

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>>2724669

>>2724704
>Bayley's last remaining fan has abandoned her.

Suicide when?

>>2723773
based big bard working the smarks

>>2723773
What was the fucking point of his song at ER? Felt like more of a waste of time than wrestling usually is.

>>2724502
Wasting time and boring the crowd with pointless songs is his gimmick.