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ITT: Shitty WWE merchandise.
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When your kids love WWE but you hate your kids.
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Take out the cardboard pieces of shit and the e logo and that's a pretty based cake
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Becky Lynch would be a better Universal champion than Mike Lyant
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WWE Planning a Theme Park 2017-06-06 07:51:31 Post No.2730059
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And you delusional indy smarks thought the E was dying
kek
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>>2730059
If they aren't dying now they will be after this
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WWE Restaurant
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>>2730059
It would never work, all the guests would be too heavy to ride the coasters.
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/sef/- Seth Rollins General 2017-06-06 07:14:48 Post No.2729984
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/sef/- Seth Rollins General
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General thread to discuss everything about THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE UP UP DOWN DOWN MADDEN CHAMPION, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN
SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS
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>>2729984
kys Colby
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Seth is pretty cool, but I didn't enjoy his feud with Owens.
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Seth Rollins is the worst wrestler of all times
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What would've happened if AJ decided to go back to TNA after leaving NJPW and not sign up with the E'
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jobbing to alberto del rio in front of a non paying crowd
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Based BMJ would have been champ sooner. Fuck this midget
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>>2729918
He would have gone back to TNA and earn a lot less.
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Why do fans like Niggers like Roman but hate actual talent like AJ Styles ?
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>>2729853
What?
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>>2729860
Roman Reigns is a fucking Nigger, yet idiots and teen girls loves this fucker. yet when a good wrestler like AJ comes along hes rejected.
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>>2729865
Settle down tyrone. All the self hate isn't good for you.
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Stop watching fake fighting
Stop watching wwe man drama
Stop watching japanese shit
Watch UFC like an adult
It's time to become a man
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>>2729815
lol no
Ive tried watching UFC, its fucking boring
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>>2729815
>AS REAL AS IT GETS
>has a million rules what guys are not allowed to do
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>Stop watching fake fighting
No.
>Stop watching wwe man drama
No.
>Stop watching japanese shit
No.
>Watch UFC like an adult
I already do.
>It's time to become a man
Defining yourself by what consumer products you are makes you a corporate handpuppet.
Anything else?
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>Give Roman Reigns clean wins against Balor, Rollins and Wyatt
>Meanwhile, Samoa Joe needs a distraction to beat Rollins, despite the fact he's being built as Lesnar's challenger
Why is this company so fucking retarded?
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Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. They build him as a badass but can't haven't given him a single clean win other than the five-way. It's absurd.
Whatever, as long as the actual match itself is fun and has a good hoss off with Samoa Joe kicking the shit out of Brock Lesnar until he eventually falls down to the suplex city, I'll be happy.
Inb4 they just have him get squashed for 10 minutes and isn't even given any offense.
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>>2729793
Yeah, that was a really bad decision. Seth won against Joe a few weeks ago anyway, so it should have been a clean win to build Joe up. Joe pretty much needs the Roman booking now. The best thing they could do would be to have him beat Roman clean in the next weeks, but of course that would be to obvious.
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>>2729793
>a fat old manlet should beat the no. 3 babyface clean
Fuck off smark
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Your girlfriend is fucking you, just as you're about to cum this guy pulls her off you and gets her in the Colquina Clutch. What do you do?
Keep in mind he's 6'2 and managed to get a sleeper hold over as fuck.
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Get him disqualified and thrown off my television for violating our networks standards and practices agreement.
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>Your girlfriend is fucking you
>/asp/
Pick one
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Ask my girlfriend if she wants to tap, ring the bell when she passes out, duh.
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Demon Twink btfo. He's literally never going to get his Universal title rematch. It's not fair.
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huh?
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>>2729664
No one ever got a Universal Title rematch, AFAIK.
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>"Story"
This is why WWE is shite. Their "stories" are unnatural, boring, and predictable. This is why they are drawing ratings lower than WCW in 2000-2001. Public Access Television in 3 years.
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>wrestled the sea of indies early career
>had one of the best NOAH feuds with OG KENTA
>got into WWMeme
>fucked both bellas
>decided to stay with the prettier bella
>built as an underdog and jobber
>18 second Mania embarassment
>gave himself a catchphrase
>catchphrase got over
>fans used the catchphrase and demanded he win the belt
>wins at SummerSlam
>loses the belts the same night
>puts up a good 5-6 months of solid RAM
>goes into Mania as the Underdog and goes over Basedtista and Boreton
>fans love him
>neck injury
>retires early
>marries the bella cementing himself into vince mcmahons memories forever
>his mother in law is married to Vince McMahons head of talent relations
>his sister in law is married to Vince McMahons posterboy
>he is the face of their "connors cure" program
>he wants to give all that up so he can wrestle again
is he sick in the fuckin noggin?
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>>2729633
>tfw Bryan Danielson is Kidani's weapon to destroy the WWMEME from within the company
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He didn't get that good at wrestling by prioritizing other stuff over it, dude.
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>>2729633
He just love wrestling too much.
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>Enzo & The Big Show defeated Gallows & Anderson in 1:47mins via pin
What the fuck went wrong?
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WWE fucking sucks
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Riding on their njpw shit, while having none of the history to carry forward with. Regulated to hired muscle early and then old day killed it completely.
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>>2729632
Hired Muscle angle could've worked if they were on the same show as AJ.
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Lets get it started lads.
Place your bets
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Solid bump. Again no nba game, decent buzz while the show was going on there was some good shit about it.
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>>2729627
Everyone I know was watching the Stanley Cup last night
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>>2729627
agree, it was actually a good RAW imo.
they'll be back into good graces with 2.1- 2.2
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WCPW has strike removed. 2017-06-06 04:40:57 Post No.2729586
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Well looks like they're back...ish.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/846673-wcpw-successfully-has-youtube-strike-removed-john-cena-appearing-on-tonight-show-w-jimmy-fallon
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>>2729586
The marks on /asp/ believed it was actually youtube that had removed it and not an automated strike due to mass flagging. It's like you have never been on the internet before.
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>>2729586
BASED ADAM
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>>2729685
>mass flagging
Surely you jest. This is like the only space on the internet that even talks shit about cuckculture and we're like 10 guys at most. I would bet only one of us even gave enough of a shit to know when they aired.
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ITT: GOAT entrances
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>>2729585
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>>2729597
Wtf I love new japan now
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>>2729585
Slomo cam killed it though. Especially with the stupid low framerate
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I am a screenwriter that just graduated in New York. I am also a /tv/ fag and would like to get in the wrestling business writing for the WWE.
I was primarily going through school so I would be picked up by a major film studio, but i realized i don't want to suck Jew cock.
So that's where Vince McMahon comes in, I just want to know if he's somewhat jewish, and some wrestling lingo for my script I plan on sending to the headquarters.
Its always been my dream to write for TV or Film but knowing that Hollywood is filled to the brim with young boys willing to take the Jewish seed, I see this as a better alternative.
Ciao
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>>2729567
install gentoo
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>>2729570
wrong board