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Absolutely. How do you not hear "Monty Burns" and immediately think The Simpsons? I was 4 when that episode aired and even I knew Bret Hart was on The Simpsons as a kid. Didn't know trolling WOR was this easy.

>>2714306
That's pretty funny

>>2714306
Well...if you don't know the Simpsons...

Acquire shanti.

>>2713944
Steroids and no carbs

He quit alcohol. Good luck getting through WWE programming sober.

top kek, he learned very quickly after leaving wwe that his only talent was to be a comedy jobber and now wants to retire already.

literally who

this niggas arms is looking weird as fuck.

>>2713017
Rest in RIP

OP it's rigged

>>2708580
Hi Phil

>>2708563
He could be doing male on male harcore porn and it would be less embarrasing .

He really is hellbent on making me regret liking wrestling for so many years

Kind of sucks. He's entering John Cena territory. I fear he will never lose to anyone clean for at least two years.

>>2704759
He has been in John Cena territory since his push started years ago, he's stupidly protected.

>>2704761
Until the moment he lost to Rollins, then Ambrose and then Balor. That's when Raw was at its most interesting period, in my opinion.

The absolute state of The Wee Pup
>''''''''''the guy'''''''''''
>never on the cover of the games

>Put Record Low Jasethy on the cover instead of the guy who main evented in front of over 100,000 people

It's like WWE wants their company to die.

2K is the Jasethy of wrestling vidya and that will be even more true after FPW is released.

Not feuding with AJ or Cena

>>2718421
Putting him on RAM and having him feud with Jasethy instead of feuding with BMJ and BMAJ on SmA+ckdown

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>>2718428
>Putting him on RAM and having him feud with Jasethy instead of feuding with BMJ and BMAJ on SmA+ckdown

what's the clown emoji suppose to mean?

>>2718415
joker gimmick when she debuts at the main roster but this time she's the one who is being laughed at

I don't weight 300 pounds

YOOOO WTF THERES A PPV THIS WEEKEND??????

>>2717954

cringe as fuck

I'll eat my hat if this isn't the match of the night.We're guaranteed to see Jeff doing something insanely stupid at least once, Cesaro is probably going to do some insane feat of strength at/near the top of the cage and we might even see Matt Hardy go full Broken at the end.

And we all know these 4 guys are guaranteed to do a bunch of creative spots we've never seen before. It's by far the match I'm most exited for tomorrow.

Nothing wrong with sticking your dick in muslins

>>2717752
(((Yes.)))

They are meh tier heels that use high spots to get heat, jews on the other hand are God tier heels, their in-ring psychology is off the charts and are the best in backstage politics

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*grabs ur tights*

yeah
do a flip without botching

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Ok

>>2717340
She left a while ago now senpai.

Kind of makes you think how much of a waste of time it was they put in her for her just to up and leave.

>>2717340
After her suspension she hasn't been on TV, they're letting her contract run out, she's an "actress" now (no that doesn't mean porn sadly).

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yes

they didn't do spring cleaning this year yet

probably because roster is stretched thin

because okada in storyline is a dick and he averages 4.5 stars

>>2717282
because Okada is good and roman isn't

>>2717291
100% this.

>>2717259
ye

>>2717259
no of course not

It can be