>Hype Bros vs. Colons: 2
>Women's Money in the Bank: 3
>New Day vs. Usos: 3.25
>Naomi vs. Lana: 1
>Jinder Mahal vs. Randy Orton: 3.5
>Breezango vs. Ascension: 1
>Men's Money in the Bank: 4.5
>>2787558
4.5 is generous, nothing in that ppv was more than a 3.5 for me
>>2787558
Why does Dave hate Gay Cops so much?
>>2787558
>>Women's Money in the Bank: 3
it's literally a 1. the only good thing about it was the finish.
I personally found what Ellsworth did to be funny, but it's not the kind of thing you want in your highlight packages for the next however many years they do women's MITB matches.
The problem with this kind of booking, and WWE make this mistake a lot, is that it doesn't get enough heat on the heels. WWE constantly hit you over the head with the fact that it's fake, but then when they book something to get people legitimately upset they expect people to hate the heels for it. That's not how it works. If you constantly remind people that it's all fake and push the brand as bigger than the wrestlers, people are going to blame WWE. They forget anything bad the heel did a week or two after it happens, because they're just performers out there giving lines. They're 'entertainers'. It just becomes another thing you wish the company hadn't done.
The Authority angle might have been boring, but at least it was a little more honest; WWE would come out and make people miserable, and none of the full time wrestlers would benefit. Then people would decide to stop watching.
Worked by based WWE's 4D chess
Fuck off sideways! Nobody wants to hear your ignorant personal taek.
>>2787557
>watching WWE in the year 2017
I found the problem
/thread
>Jinder Mahal is in the ring
>Cutting a promo after retaining his WWE Championship
>Starts roasting the American Audience
"I am a man of Culture! A man of Power! You Americans would no nothing of that!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0
>Confused Boos/Cheers
>Jinder claps and happily lets him in the ring.
>Hassan begins to Pummel Jinder until Jinder rolls out of the ring
>"Jinder... Twelve years ago. I spoke my grievances of this Nation's hatred towards Arab Americans. But I will not stand idle as you insult my homeland!"
>Cheers increase in volume
>"No matter how cold the people can be to someone who looks the way I do, I CALL AMERICA MY HOME!"
>"AND I LOVE! THIS! COUNTRY!"
>Crowd accepts the Arab American as the Patriotic Babyface
>"I didn't come here just to say that... Jinder."
>He points to Mahal's title belt.
>"I want that Championship, Mahal. And I can only hope that these FINE AMERICAN PEOPLE will let me represent them, DESPITE our differences."
>Another pop.
>American vs. Foreigner angle again
>But in this one, they're both Brown
How hard would you mark.
>>2787549
damn was he always this cute?
>>2787549
I would fucking lose it. Hassan is the greatest could have been in history.
>>2787982
Imagine being this damn wrong
https://twitter.com/JumpinJimG69/status/877693961476943872
BASED
>his picture is considered sensitive viewing/NSFW
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtrEohjcrpg
carried Undercarder to his only decent match ever
>Jumpin Jim Grabowski @JumpinJimG69 2 h
I got some fucking virus in my computer, serves me right for clicking on the simpsons porn.
what did he mean with this?
Has anyone ever noticed on the second Nitro of 1997, when DDP rejects the nWo, as the show goes to break, Vincent can be heard calling DDP a 'red-headed faggot'?!
> expecting golden era wrestling discussion on /marks/
Kevin Nash almost injures the entire front row including children with a table during the same segment.
>>2787522
Those shirts are great.
You fucking stupid smarks
Vince worked you
People will cheer super cena when he breaks the record at mania. He will fucking bury the only star WWE has built in the past decade and you fucking idiots will cheer.
Vince fucking worked you and you're too proud to admit it. SMARKS BTFO
Vince is truly a legend, I hope he doesn't pass away soon
this was vince's master plan all along. Build up a pseudo new face of the company the same way he did Cena, knowing full well the new one would get booed. Vince would wait, bidding his time and watching as smarks became more accepting of Cena as the years went by. Finally his master plan is coming to fruition. Cena will beat Roman at WrestleMania to thunderous cheers, the crowd full behind him. And Vince will have finally won.
>>2787518
Oh yeah, he won super hard with his constantly declinging business all for the sake of having his on-the-way out star beat Roman before he fucks off and the company dies even harder. Huge win for vince.
>great babyface
>great heel
>great theme
>good promo
>10/10 look
>tons of charisma
>had the "IT" factor
>started off as eye candy, but paid her dues and became a good worker by the time she retired
Is Trish Stratus the best total package women's wrestler that has ever been in the WWE?
Yes. Trish prime had no equal.
i busted a nut to when Vince made her strip and bark like a dog
>>2787459
This, not much else really needed to be said that hasn't already been said about her. Total package in all facets of the E.
Trish and Charlotte would have advanced the division by 10 years had they wrestled in the same era.
*draws pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, dollars, 2 dollars, 5 dollars, 10 dollars, 20 dollars, 50 dollars, 100 dollars, Sacajaweas, half-dollars, rupees, pesos, Canadian dollars, euros, rubles, pounds, yen, crypto-currency, shillings, and gold*
>>2787372
No one in their entire career ever paid a dime to see him. They paid to see The Rock, Stone Cold, Foley, etc, he just happened to be in their match.
He got put with actual draws and looked good in comparison. Never drew a dime on his own.
Yeah and the Washington generals were a draw too, right?
Only one man can save the WWE now. Why won't they bring him back?
>>2787367
I don't think Mysterio would do well these days. Plus he killed a guy so he's unsafe.
>>2787367
Did we ever find out who he was behind the mask?
>>2787396
It's Hulk Hogan, you shitposting retard
How's your territory doing?
>>2787318
>The KKKody storyline
I love it Maggle
>The KKKody storyline
Am I the only one that can't get into any real world mods in TEW? They all have major flaws that I just can't get past.
The default database that comes with the game is surprisingly good, but it's been getting a little boring recently.
WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENE
>>2787270
I FUCKING HATE NIGGGGGERSSSS
>>2787275
How does he keep getting away with it?
I HATE NIGGERS AND I LOVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH KEKS BROTHER
>debuts on RAW to help Samoa Joe
>Roman makes a joke about them being a fat team
>Joe and Ohno then officially become team fat
>spend the next year fighting the club every PPV
Chris Hero ruined himself a long time ago.
>Debuts at Smackdown in Dayton for the Kevin Owens invitational since he's actually from there
>Gets squashed in 3 minutes and is immediately fired.
>>2787219
>cuts weekly promos, doesn't wrestle for a month or more
>given a corny nickname
>squashed until the last 30 seconds of debut match, hits a 3 move comeback for the win
>spends the next few weeks in six man tags, losing half and winning half
>loses a 5 minute no. 1 contender match to lana
>disappears for weeks at a time for the rest of her run, only showing up to job
what went wrong?
literally nothing
>>2787171
Absolutely nothing.
>>2787171
>NJPW's new Ace
>Money rains wherever he goes
>Over as fuck
>Ikemen
>6+ star matches
Literally nothing.
>Watching WWE
>>2787049
THEEE SMAAAARKSOOOONS
>>2787049
simpsons is trash tier tv
>>2787049
>watching anime wrestling
/cumfy/ edition
Is anyone watching ;___;
sanity is cringe.
>>2787061
naw m8.
just the guy moshing.
they have kinda lost it's luster