>The entrance is over
>Not the wrestler
When will they stop this? Will WWE ever be able to properly get someone over again?
*SPOILER ALERT*
Nope
>>2786392
Big Baby Braun is over.
>>2786392
Not the way they are working at the moment.
This year Smackdown gets a show on July 4th. Will they go lower than RAW did last year?
>implying this wasn't based
>>2786388
It probably would have been if the match hadn't been rinse-finisher-repeat
>>2786388
>tfw you actually thought they were pushing Zack for a couple weeks.
Worked catering this past RAW in Indiana and Seth Rollins was a terror. He's fucking retarded and couldn't find the bathroom IN AN ARENA EVEN THOUGH THE DRESSING ROOM LITERALLY HAS A BATHROOM IN IT and opened all of the drinks we set out on the snacks table and said he peed in several of them.
We had a giant tray of cheese and crackers and cookies and he took his hand right in front of me and touched every single one and said "haha now my dick cheese is in the cheese" and laughed hysterically like he just told the best joke of all time. We had to throw out a $500+ spread all because he's an autistic jackass.
>>2786380
>SEETHING
>>2786380
Based Sef working the caterers.
>not eating seth freakin rollins dick cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg9Trr40ptA
Everyone gets a bigger pop than the entire roster right now.
What the fuck.
>>2786310
Majority of people did between 1997 - 2003.
Wrestling died during the InVasion
>>2786323
This is post invasion. It's in 2002.
Find me a superstar or a move that got louder reactions than pic related in the last 15 years(excluding return reactions of based Rock, Brock,Jericho or any other old superstar)
Ultra difficult mode : No famous dbry Yes chant moments
>>2786152
Easy
Just as over if not more over than anything during that era.
>bad promos
>boring in ring
>shitty body
>only plus is that he's tall
Why couldn't they let Snitsky win MITB once if this guy gets to? At least Based Snits had a cool gimmick and was a foot bro
>bad promos
Who the fuck has good promos nowadays. The writers are a pack of retarded howler monkeys.
>boring in ring
Hard disagree, his offense looks really powerful, he has numerous moves that look like straight up murder. The guy has presence and moves and emotes in the ring in a way that makes him entertaining, which is more than you can say for somebody like Jinder.
>shitty body
His stomach is kinda sad, but who cares.
>only plus is that he's tall
Whatever.
>>2786105
In terms of promos, he's got a really bad delivery, sounds so robotic, but i agree with everything else you said
>>2786114
Yeah, but I'll always tend more towards blaming the writers than the talent, there.
It's their job to find a way for Corbin to deliver his promos without it coming off stilted. Their entire job is to protect the dude and cover his weaknesses so he can do his job in the ring and get himself over as a badass. This is their job for everybody and they fail routinely and often do the exact opposite.
If delivering promos in the ring isn't his strength, then don't make him do them. He does good promos in Talking Smack in that unscripted sitdown interview setting, so do more like that. Do more backstage sitdowns with him.
IT'S HAPPENING LADS
"Ok Kairi, this time all six of you are going to come out and have a meanies vs goodies six woman tag match.
Why do Asians love wrapping their luggage in tape like that. I work at an international airport and it's always the Asians doing this.
>>2785961
get a life
CRINGE!
>posting it again
You are permanently worked by the GOATs
mark
>>2785709
Holy fuck the fat fuck in the back there is marking the fuck out
Young Bucks are vastly overrated
>"we're strong, independent women!"
>"we don't need no man!"
>"we're just as good and capable as the men!"
>"we're serious competitors now, not just pretty faces!"
>"we're not divas anymore!"
*bitches, moans, and cries all night like divas about how Carmella was a meanie who used outside interference to win a no-DQ match, and begs the man in power to please, please help them solve this problem they can't solve themselves (such as by teaming together and attacking Carmella as soon as she cashes in, thus preventing her from cashing in)*
And I legitimately used to have a lot of respect for these women, until last night that is
Relax it's just a show
>>2785686
That's exactly what I said in my OP, the women were seething and instead of taking the initiative and solving the problem like strong independent women, they acted like helpless crybaby little girls.
>>2785677
>And I legitimately used to have a lot of respect for these women, until last night that is
Why? Even the shittiest male wrestlers can work circles around any of them.
It sucked.
You know why?
Because it didn't make sense.
Brock failed for the same tactic AGAIN
Brock got hit by spear and jackhammer
But survived. Without changing A SINGLE THING.
Seriously, the match should have skipped the 2.99 kickout and go straight to lesnar "jumping" the spear, because it would have showed him being smart (ohhh, character progression!).
No, instead he failed for the same trick (spear out of nowhere), he got mauled, he got hit by 4 spear and a jackhammer (taking more punishment than all the past matches combined), and, without changing a single thing or giving a single explanation, he kicked out.
Like a bad playstation bug.
Lesnar lost to cena by showboating too much, so in the second match he went straight to non-stop beating.
Lesnar lost to golberg by overconfidence, then lost AGAIN at the rumble by overconfidence, then got destroyed AGAIN by overconfidence, but this time he survived without a single (storyline) reason.
>>2785637
Dumbest and worst program of all time.
An insult to fans intelligence. Zero psychology. But that's what you get with a Goldberg match. Brute stupidity.
>>2785641
Lose weight.
At WM he saw the spears coming so he was able to squeeze his abs and chest muscles, which absorbed enough of the blow to allow him to survive. He also had the extra motivation of fighting for the title, on the grandest stage of them all, in front of a hundred thousand in the building and millions watching at home.
Is he right?
Nope. To imply smarks don't enjoy wrestling solely because they read about behind the scenes stuff is silly. It's sometimes a factor but not even close to being a major one.
He absolutely nailed it, thing is wwe want people to watch the product, but there are losers with no life who discuss and think about wrestling all day and these people are ruining the fun for themselves and everyone. The Internet ruined wrestling
WHAT DOES EVERY BODY WANT??
>gets Texas to turn on HBK
>over as fuck
>goes off script and works the crowd well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nWmZgLATok
When he said "I'm gonna have more than one more match, just relax for a second" I kinda had a tear in my eye, since we all know what happened a few months later.
>>2785601
Op is a faggot
Punk was a gift for pro wrestling, im glad that hes no longer on Vinces kids show.
>>2785605
How butthurt are you?
>>2785573
hey
whats up
>>2785573
LISTEN!
>>2785573
YOU'VE GOT TO HIDEEE YOURRR LOVE AWAYYYYYY
Do you bakas know any place from where I can download digital copies of Joshi photobooks and playboy magazines and the gravure videos?
>>2785566
Buy them in auction sites you fucking weeb
Ask wew
>>2785581
What's wew?
>There are no detailed plans for Enzo
There you have it folks. Being tall is more important to them than having charisma, the ability to cry on a whim and godly mic skills. It's fucking baffling, the things they do. Like Lana and Rusev, Miz and Maryse, JTG and Shad, they're going to split up, struggle and then quietly be put back together again. What goes on in their creatively bankrupt and mentally inept brains of theirs that causes them to make such stupid ass decisions? This is going to fail but they never learn, they'll never learn. Weren't these fucking dimwits also planning on splitting up the New Day? Did they not remember how each of them floundered as individuals when they were on their on? Why can't they just keep people together?
>>2785500
I'd say have him go to Japan, but even their worst wrestler (Taichi) is 100x better tban Enzo
Future endeavor him, and he can try to make it big as a stand up comedian
>>2785500
Enzo and Cass are both shit
>>2785500
Reunion on less than 6 months
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