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Would legit hang with these broskis

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What does asp think of Lashley?

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>>2788921
most underrated wrestler in the US

Rent free in E dweeb's head, 6 star matches, legitimately stronger than Roman, more charisma than their entire roster. You miss him, don't you?

>>2788908
>Seething E-Drone FUMING

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>constantly shits on wrestlers that are products of the PC
>faults a GOAT for being fired by said PC system

>>2788881
>Works /pol/ to tears

>GOAT babyface
No. Asuka shines as a heel

>>2788881
History? Probably not, but WWE (full time)? Yes.

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>>2788753
Well.... uh, ya know....uh...these things... happen, and uh... well... ya know, they were always gonna go in that direction... but uh.... ya know, things change and uh, I guess that... uh... on the night they, ya know... they uh... they decided to uh... go another way... ya know.

So... uh... New Japan had a show this week and uh... some great matches, ya know... Wakazaki Tsunami-chappie had a 5 star match against... uh... Yamazaki Slappy-Slappy and uh... ya know... it's in the tokyo dome... so ya know. New Japan world is... uh.... ya know...

wwe fans so triggered by Melter's latest rating of Money In The Bank (which included two one star matches and a two star match) that they want harm done to him. Well I say no! I want him to continue going on so that we may continue to mock these man children for watching this dreck.

Basedberg

HBK

Jericho

>>2788732

Jewburg

Sexy Boy

Y2J

>>2788736
>>2788733
>Jericuck a better promo than Nash

>>2788696

Thank god, he probably would be really shitty now if he stayed with the E.

>>2788705
Yea I see those scattered seats with a lot of empty chairs

>>2788664
and your point is?

Based.

>>2788664
He looks stupid

>>2788574

Why would you even know that link?

>mfw this is nearly 3 years old

>>2788580

Please answer this

>>2788580
He's the Dentonfang who spends all day in a dorm at the University of North Texas. His autism and social disorder rivals that of Carter

Bliss, Carmella, Nikki Cross

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>>2788556
>Bliss

Carmella maybe but Bliss?

>>2788562

>Carmella maybe

Bliss is eons ahead of Carmella on the mic, senpai

t. Mellafag

INDY MIDGETS BTFO

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Reminder that this fragile anti-draw injured himself by simply making his way across the ring.

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Reminder that this confused old man injured himself by simply making his way to the ring.

Don't know how people can pay to watch this midget, heavyweights are the only ones that look intimidating.

>>2788387
Conor isn't over, the tattoos are over

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McGregor has drawn more money on PPV and taken home more pay than any guy in professional wrestling today, bar none.

Stay mad mandrama faggots.

I wish Rollins had at least 10% of the promo cutting ability Punk had.

>>2788352
He does, it's just that he sounds like damn crow

u just know punk destroyed that ass

>>2788345
YOU SEE ANON THE THING IS YOU JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE CHAMPION AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I WILL BEAT YOU AT THE [PPV NAME] BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT DAMN GOOD

DAY IN DAY OUT I BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS AND WILL DO IT AGAIN

I've come here , in this ring to say that this is IT. I'm FED UP of being treated like an underdog for all these years, I'm FED UP OF all the times I've been mistreated, but now this will continue no more. I will prove to everyone in this damn business that you better take me seriously or else I'll knock your head off of your fricking neck! I am one of the best pro wrestler in this building right now and I don't care who is out there with more title wins than me, with more accolades than me, I seriously don't care. All I care for is that I'm the absolute best and I DON'T need a title to prove that.

First of all, I would like to say how great it is to be back... RIGHT HERE in /asp/!

*applause*

That's right, because the sooner I get here, the sooner I can get out of this pathetic excuse for a board!

You see, all you fat slobs do is get into heated debates over fake fighting shows made for children. I would be lying if I said that isn't the saddest thing I've ever heard. You know who else likes to debate childrens shows? /mlp/! But at least they can admit they're autists. You people don't even realize how pitiful you really are. I genuinely feel sorry for anyone that takes time out of their day to engage in discussion for a product that isn't even real, and isn't targeted for you anyways! Now excuse me as I go back to /fit/, a REAL board which we discuss how to improve ourselves, something that all of you should really look into before you end up with diabetes.

Have a bath, hit the gym, take a hint.

Anyone knows what happened to Shelton Benjamin? Wasn't he returning?

>>2788328
He didn't sign. Failed a physical

>>2788333
So he will never return?

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apparently like Kenny Omega he loves boipussi

The state of gookmura