>Jinder Mahal is in the ring >Cutting a promo after re

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>Jinder Mahal is in the ring
>Cutting a promo after retaining his WWE Championship
>Starts roasting the American Audience
"I am a man of Culture! A man of Power! You Americans would no nothing of that!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0
>Confused Boos/Cheers
>Jinder claps and happily lets him in the ring.
>Hassan begins to Pummel Jinder until Jinder rolls out of the ring
>"Jinder... Twelve years ago. I spoke my grievances of this Nation's hatred towards Arab Americans. But I will not stand idle as you insult my homeland!"
>Cheers increase in volume
>"No matter how cold the people can be to someone who looks the way I do, I CALL AMERICA MY HOME!"
>"AND I LOVE! THIS! COUNTRY!"
>Crowd accepts the Arab American as the Patriotic Babyface
>"I didn't come here just to say that... Jinder."
>He points to Mahal's title belt.
>"I want that Championship, Mahal. And I can only hope that these FINE AMERICAN PEOPLE will let me represent them, DESPITE our differences."
>Another pop.
>American vs. Foreigner angle again
>But in this one, they're both Brown

How hard would you mark.