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ITT: wrestling commentators you hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury
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>>2790957
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>not liking Based Tom
kys OP
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So "its not paranoia" and the Big Cass turn are my candidates for Promo of the Year.
WWE is not about match quality but rather promos, entrances, characters and angles which begs the question;
what are some great 2017 promos outside of WWE?
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Found Carter's new gimmick.
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Kenny's after the G-1
Pentagon Dark's at ultima lucha dos with him licking Vampiro's blood off his hand
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If I wanted to watch wrestling for the dramatic "promos" and "characters", i'd watch a real fucking drama show with actual good writers.
I watch wrestling for the WRESTLING you retarded faggot.
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Why is Wrestling so obsessed with judging what's best on what makes the most money? No other form of entertainment thinks this way.
Matthew Stafford is going to become the highest paid player on NFL history, yet he isn't even close to the best player in the league now. Avatar had the highest box office ever, and nearly everyone knows it was a forgettable move that was average at best.
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>Matthew Stafford is going to become the highest paid player on NFL history, yet he isn't even close to the best player in the league now.
That's a flaw in the markets, not a legitimate strategy.
>Avatar had the highest box office ever, and nearly everyone knows it was a forgettable move that was average at best.
It had a ton of hype surrounding it -- only after the fact did people realize it was ass.
In short: shut the fuck up, mark.
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>No other form of entertainment thinks this way.
Boxing and UFC
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>Matthew Stafford is going to become the highest paid player on NFL history, yet he isn't even close to the best player in the league now.
HE FUCKING COULD BE IF THEY WOULD BUILD THIS OFFENSIVE LINE WORTH HALF A SHIT AND THEY DIDN'T RUN OFF MEGATRON GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM
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So is Kenny a heel? It seems like the New Japan fans pretty much love the guy. I watched Dominion on the Japanese commentary and besides the really obvious ones like Suzuki-gun and LIJ, it was really hard to pick out the heel/face dynamics.
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face-heel doesn't really matter anymore since if you're cool you get cheered even if you're supposed to be the bad guy
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Yes, Kenny is supposed to be a heel
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>>2790610
He's basically the new japan equivalent of James Ellsworth.
They see him in big matches and cheer "ha ha go comedy geek go!" but if he actually won they'd be mad as fuck
When will he be finished with Roman?
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when will roman stop living in his head rent free?
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Braun and Roman will feud until Reign's gives his HOF speech in 30 years, wherein Braun will assault him on stage.
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>>2790583
>Tall
>Former power lifter
>Former strongman
>Great look
>Classic Vince's guy
Vince continues to push Reigns while Braun gets more over than ever by completely destroying Reigns at every turn. Vince continues to play 40d chess with all of us.
>hardly ever watch 205 Live, but was bored so put it on in the background
>wife, who doesn't watch wrestling and only occasionally listens to me talk about, walks by and asks "why are you watching the vanilla midgets?"
that's a shoot, manlets BTFO
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She was obviously just parroting a phrase she heard her man muttering all those times you furiously typed away on 4chan as the smell of Cheeto dust and body odor filled the air.
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>wife
name a better physique in the history of wwe.
pro tip - you literally can not.
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>>2790462
John Morrison.
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Did any heel before Corporate Rock do the "sit in on commentary during your own match" thing? It's a great idea
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>>2790449
Pretty sure it was done in ECW first, like almost everything WWE did.
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Corporate Rock was great, he should have had a better run. He was only heel for like 5 months. It's like they created Corporate Rock JUST to feed to Austin at Mania.
If they had set up someone else as the proxy for Vince to feed to Austin at Mania, then Rock could have turned heel afterwards and they could have had a longer and better feud.
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>>2791228
Rock turned babyface 'cause he was so fucking over.
>If they had set up someone else as the proxy for Vince to feed to Austin at Mania
Who else could've been The Corporation's guy?
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>Vince hates what wwe has become: a haven for uninspiring indiefag vanilla midgets who don't draw any dimes and pretentious over-analytical dweebs who don't know what it's like to have fun
>That's why he's intentionally trying to bury the company. It's Vince's way of saying "fuck you" before he dies to Gaytch (someone he always secretly hated) and smarks for turning wwe into what it is today - a shell of its former self and laughing stock no longer relevant in mainstream culture. He wants his company to die with him
Do you agree with this statement?
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>OP is a fag.
Do you agree with this statement?
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>>2790413
>You're an impressionable faggot who liked CM Punk's pipebomb two weeks ago until you discovered /asp/ and meanies made you change your opinion
>That's why you created this gay thread filled with overused meme words to try and fit in
Do you agree with this statement?
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>>2790416
Kek
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>THE ICON IS STALKING THE BEAST INCARNATE
This is an actual line said by this asshole during Lesnar vs Goldberg. Is the praise for his commentary the biggest meme in wrestling?
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What a weird line to focus on.
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>>2790374
People praise his commentary? I assumed everybody thought he sucked.
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>>2790375
It's such a Michael Cole-esque "please put this sound bite in future video packages" line.
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You guys told me that AJ Styles is a good Christian boy devoted only to his wife. Why are adult film stars taking pictures of him?
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Lol I screenshot this too.
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This kind of degeneracy is to be expected from someone like Phil, but not AJ Styles.
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>>2790382
Didn't Lexi get fat :(
>He took her name
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>he posted it again
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>>2790285
>he
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>>2790288
>TOOK
These 2 are by far the best promos in the WWE right now. Prove me wrong. pro tip
ya can't
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>>2790247
duh
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>>2790247
>enjoying a living meme
When will summer reddit leave asp?
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>>2790247
>HUG
>YOURSELF
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So can we all agree that Vince is senile?
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>>2790195
They wrote this last year and now they uploaded a video about referees being in compromising situations, shoving wrestlers like it's nothing or actually kicking CM Phil's ass
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>>2790195
Vincent K Meekmahan needs to retire
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>>2790204
>actually kicking CM Phil's ass
Vid? I took a break when CM Brookes was on
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>Jinder being WWE Champion means he won't have the lowest overall in WWE2k18
Absolutely based
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>>2790172
He's going to have a 90+ rating overall..
So murder suicide pact then?
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>>2790172
The only person who cares about WWE game stat overalls is Brett Hart
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>>2790211
and HHH