I'll start with an easy one
>>2784489
>hippy vegan baby
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes it was quite weird actually. Jimmy hit Dan with a good truthful roast and Dan could only respond with threatening to punch someone who is clearly incapable of defending himself against someone of the calibre of Dan. Dan came off as a hothead bully. Use your words
>>2785294
He is the anti sjw hero we need
BASED AS FUCK
don't like Paul?
get in here
Gaytch BTFO
>>2784442
Gaytch always liked vanilla midgets
HhH literally created NXT so he could tell midget cucks what to do and position himself better within the company that he's actively asphyxiating. None of them will ever question his genius. and if they don't get over on the main roster it's their fault for not grabbing the brass ring.
it's a no win situation.
>AJ Styles vs Eddie Guerrero
Pegasus Kid vs American Dragon
El Generico vs Mr.America
>>2784416
Benoit vs AJ Styles vs Guerrero vs Kurt Angle vs Daniel Bryan in a MitB match
Pegasus Kid vs Owen Ha....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_md33CpkXJA
>Ratings in free fall
>Smackdown getting smacked down
>Raw getting it raw dog
>Vince has lost it
>Shane is out
>Daniel Bryan BTFO
>New leadership for Smackdown
>Show opens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
Would you mark?
Only if he immediately books Big E vs. Bliss in a breeding match
Break up the entire roster into 4 factions, each led by either Kanye, Obama, Trump or the Pope/McMahon alliance.
Trump can have short via satellite promos since he has presidential duties to attend to most of the day. Kanye should actually be an active manager and interfere in matches and yell shit at his opponents.
Of course I would, but this wouldn't affect the ratings.. they need better writers
ITT: We post perfect 10's
I'll start..
>>2784351
yummy
More 10's
I know there's gonna be a lot of shitposting about who's a midcarder or not but who are your favorites
Kofi
Miz
Sheamus
Luke Harper
Elias Samson
Deanetty fits the midcard very well
The best and ONLY answer.
>>2784347
He fits well but I'm not a fan of anything he does in-ring, everything looks weak and sloppy
Why?
inb4 Stephanie tweet
>>2784335
He's a Zayn fan
>>2784221
>nice job almost dying as a result of your people's social cowardice and horrible foreign policy
>have a replica of an award that nobody except a handful of nerd losers thinks is important
Dick is diamonds
>watching 3 empty headed bimbos try to have a conversation for half an hour
State of you
>>2784214
Watching 15 hours of mandrama a week without any hot bitches.
t. literal faggot
>>2784238
I watch half an hour tops
>b-b-b-but New Japanetty doesn't dr-draw crowds
>b-b-bingo halls! Y-you are the b-bingo halls, no-not us!
Why haven't you made the switch to NJPW yet? Judging by today's crowd size, it seems that the great people of Dayton, Ohio have moved onto far superior promotions, instead choosing to spend their hard earned money and time on the likes of Okada, Omega, Tanahashi, Hiromu, Naito and the Young Bucks. WWE will be plagued by images like these the longer the lackluster and uninspired shows keep on going. Can you imagine how Kevin Owens and AJ Styles feel upon signing with the WWE, under the impression that they finally made it, they're finally in "the big leagues" only to come out, look at the crowd size and realize they never left the Indies?
yeah we know gooks like nakamura are huge anti draws
Reminds me of the 2001 Nitro's.
>>2784200
>it's the NJPWfag posts pictures FROM THE PURPOSELY MADE EMPTY SIDE AGAIN BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE FUCKING CAMERA IS
fucking idiot
As we all know the big dog is winning the universal championship at summerslam and defending it against big match john at wm 34 reaching a whole new powerlevel. So the face of the women's division has to do something big at the ultimate thirllride.
There are three options for blissfu at next year's WrestleMania.
First option: Unification
Alexa Bliss has been dominating the raw womens division and wants more at the showcase of inmortals, the smackdown womens champion(either charGOAT or becketty, i hope it's becketty so blissfu can squash her) accepts the challenge and bliss goes ever.
Second option: The legend killer
Lexi beats Nia at summerslam defending her title and after that some superstars from the past come back to make her look strong for 'mania.. AJ Lee, Paige, Layla, Melina, Kelly Kelly all of them will be pinned by sexy lexi. After fastlane she cuts a promo about how there is nobody from the present or the past that can beat her and then Lita makes her return and challengers her for the championship, Alexa pins Lita in a 6 stars match.
Third option: The conqueror
This is not only my favorite but is also the best for lexi and the most realistic one.
Nia Jax beats Alexa Bliss and wins the raw womens championship, bliss gets injured(could be kayfabe, summer vacations for lexi=pics of her feet) and leaves until the royal rumble, meanwhile Asuka debuts on raw after survivor series and at the royal rumble she wins the title from Nia .
For the first time ever there is a womens royal rumble match and Bliss makes her return winning the match.
At WrestleMania Asuka and Alexa Bliss collides in an epic showdown for the raw womens championship, Lexi destroys the gook in the same night that the big dog beats the face of wwe.
Imagine all the smark tears that WrestleMania will give us. I CAN'T WAIT.
>>2784154
Noone cares. kys.
>>2784154
Sqaushes Asuka in 1:90 using her own finisher on her
>>2784154
>Kiss My Foot Match between her and me
>I put her over
He cucked Roman again.
Daily reminder that when asked who they wanted on the cover, WWE certainly replied Roman, but THQ said no because he drives away customers, no matter how much WWE denies it.
So they went again for the B plan, Rollins.
"There's always a Plan B..."
>>2784121
>THQ
Ding-Dong Diddlyhuh?
>>2784121
WWE has the final say. The devs once requested CM Phil for WWE 13 and WWE told them it was Sheamus or nothing.
BASED HHH shoot destroying Sami Zayn:
https://streamable.com/07b2c
this is funny I promise guise
>>2784094
WWE needs to make a product your not embarrassed to watch around other human beings
Top kek
Looks like he's never coming back lads
SAVE_US.RUSEV
>>2784046
Good. He's a fat fuck that produces shitty cringe "comedy" and his wrestling is average at best. /asp/ only likes him because "le ebin /ourguy/" meme and because he isn't that popular with normies.
>>2784046
well, shane doesn't want to give him a title shot so based ruru has better things to do than being on cuckdown
Did he?
>>2783805
>>2783805
don't do drugs, kids
>>2783805
Yes , jimmy ocean talked about it in his shoot