Reminder that NXT is shit
>average NXMeme fan
>memeXT fans actually think their show is awesome
W E W
>AYYYYYYYY WE WANT SUM BAYLEEYYY
>people unironically think this dwarf stands the slightest chance against Dean
>People unironically think Dean is a good champion
Top kek
Seek height
>>1657570
>athletic af guy who can do everything vs sloppy weakling
Yes.
>>1657570
he's so fucking cute though and dean is so meh
Would you enjoy a Brock vs Senor Joe?
An actual wrestling match between the two, yes. Immensely.
A boring meme squash, no.
I actually want this to be booked, and Joe to go over brock, for him to be built as a monster once Lesnar fucks off
>>1657566
Yes
Hopefully brock would snap that fat sloppy shitskin's back as revenge for factman
Who was in the right here?
Cena. Rock is a part time jabroni who thinks he can come back whenever he feels like and take the main event spot.
>>1657453
that's basically Cena right now as well
at least Cena gives a shit though
>>1657442
>le fruity pebble jabroni negroid.
>being right.
>not even once.
We will never have a wife as supportive as AJ Lee.
Why live, /asp/?
GOAT
>>1657410
You will never be close with a girl, even if you leave the basement pinhead
>Interviewer: Are you still in touch with Punk today?
>Swoggle: "No I am not... I tried to be"
>Interviewer: You did something wrong didn't you?
>Swoggle: "I did, I offended him"
>Interviewer: What could you have possibly done to offend someone so flexible, without rigid rules about life like him?
>Swoggle: "I asked for one of our friends phone numbers..."
>Interviewer: A mutual friend of yours and Punks?
>Swoggle: "Yeah that he introduced me to"
>Interviewer: You said "Hey listen can I get this persons number?"
>Swoggle: "Yeah, I got a new phone and said "Hey can I get this number?"
>Interviewer: Why would you do that?
>Swoggle: "I don't know what I was thinking"
>Interviewer: Was it someone he didn't like or-
>Swoggle: "No, it's someone hes still best friends with to this day"
>Interviewer: Maybe he was trying to protect the other guy but didn't like you?
>Swoggle: "No, he saw it as me using him"
>Interviewer: Using Punk? He thinks you're entire friendship had been predicated on you getting this phone number?
>Swoggle: "Yeah, we were best friends, best friends. We rode together for years"
>Interviewer: You know what, when a friendship is that much work, fuck it.
>Swoggle: "Hardest man to be friends with..."
So whos number was it?
>>1657409
AJ's bull.
>>1657409
Jay Lethal
Can we just stop and show some love for this guy?
>invented modern tag teams
>hall of fame
>one of the greatest draws of all time
>excellent worker
>excellent booker
>worked Jericho into a shoot
>worked Vince McMahon into a shoot
>is a "good ol' southern boy"
>puts people over constantly
>locker room leader
>earned his veteran status
>revolutionized the business with his gimmick
>is Stone Cold's favorite wrestler
>inspired Stone Cold
>worked "The Beast" Brock Lesnar into a shoot
>gets blow jobs
>not shy to be a freebird
Should Vince give him one more run with the strap?
>>1657396
>is Stone Cold's favorite wrestler
That's Flair by the way.
>>1657396
Based P.S.
>>1657396
You forgot
>almost pissed on Linda McMahon
Why is DBry the most BASED GM? He is way better than le creepy women's """""wrestling""""" fan boi Dick Foley.
Hi, Daniel!
>DBry says 5 words and then walks off camera.
>All of /asp/ gets worked.
How does he do it so easily?
>>1657394
Because he is so BASED.
W E W
>inb4 Cuckter gets triggered and starts spamming anti-Dean posts
>>1657361
Indy vanilla manlets need to fuck off.
I audibly laughed
I knew THE GAY COMMUNITY is a manlet, but it's a whole different thing to witness it
>>1657361
Yet still he is 10 times the wrestler Dean is and a bigger draw too.
Why should I, as a fan, give a fuck over how safe someone is?
>I wrestle like a boring turd so I can keep doing it for years
Oh, wow, I feel so sorry for you, Miz.
Quality > Quantity. Daniel Bryan had considerably more classic matches in his short career than The Miz ever will have in his 30 years of mediocrity.
>There will be anti-smarks in this very thread that will actually claim Miz had better matches
Can't wait
>>1657303
>Daniel Bryan had considerably more classic matches in his short career than The Miz ever will have in his 30 years of mediocrity.
Name 5 nerd
Here's your (you), now go wipe your tears because your fragile hobbit is never wrestling again.
So Smackdown is without a doubt the better show at this point right?
Indie manlets like Daniel Bryan get buried on smackdown unlike Raw which was actually going to have Balorina on top
Ya
he's way shorter than 5'8
Maryse is prime wife material
Why would I hit the showers BEFORE I hit the weights?
So ya can wash off ya beta scent
You are supposed to literally hit people in the shower who are exhausted from working out.
Incoming samefagging
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/747439-bret-hart-comments-on-balors-getting-injured-in-match-w-rollins-i-take-no-great-pleasure-in-saying-i-told-you-so-but
>I take no great pleasure in saying “I told you so,” but if you’re a professional wrestler and you keep hurting opponents and or yourself, clearly you’re doing it wrong. I wrestled a very realistic and physical style and not once in 23 yrs did I ever hurt one opponent ever. Seth Rollins needs to improve his technique and become the safest wrestler in the business. I have great respect for Seth. I believe he’ll improve and hopefully stop hurting the talent before someone gets killed.
>I saw this coming, if anything WWE producers are negligent for not speaking up about it to him already, instead they’re probably gushing with joy, slapping him on the back telling him “great job!” Bill Goldberg was similar. When I think of Samoa Joe nearly killing Tyson Kidd, then see him continuing to use that deadly finish of his, I just shake my head. It’s not real, it’s only supposed to look real, wrestlers are not crash test dummies!
Apologize
>>1657208
based bret
B A S E D BRET
Best taunts
>>1657201
You go first
>>1657204
epic fbpb :^ )
>>1657201
Easily one of the best heels ever
How is this draft pick turning out? In hindsight, was it a bust?
Jasethy being a literal death trap is the bust
Vince was probably pissed that he went through the trouble to give him the biggest push ever just for it to immediately fall apart
>>1657193
>top 5 pick
>can't cut a promo
>small
>fragile
>no reactions
what did he mean by this?