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>>1655062
More alpha than Deancuck who got scared shitless during the Austin Podcast

>>1655065
True, dean the cuck was pissing his pants in front of stone cold

>AJ is almost 10 years older than Deanetty
>Dean is the one going bald first
JUST

>>1655028
Smackdown: 5

Raw: 1

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How will they ever recover?

We have
>Dean
>Cena
>Styles
>Orton
>Slater

Raw has
>Babby dick rollins
>injured Manlet King
>Ric Flairs tranny """""daughter""""
>flippyshit
>A FUCKING """""UNIVERSAL"""""" CHAMPIONSHIP

>>1655019
No

>>1655024
Why not?

Why does a male autist like Mojo not get over but Bayley (female autist) is apparently the greatest?

First for beat Boreman Reigns

Based Big Dog BTFO of this fat manlet jobber

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>>1655003
>he actually thinks this

>>1654918
The 'No Flips, Only Fists' Revival getting called up

>>1654918
Not Ascension and Breezango

Probably Hype Bros

>>1654918
get any two random guys not being used and stick them together.
Like Corbin and Kalisto. they could get too preoccupied with their own feud and lose the match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAGaZwVAzFs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZKZvo98Uk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtuDunAIpks

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>>1654902
Sorry bud, but the real champion will be crowned soon.

The age of Fatass is upon us.

Based big dog is the only saviour of raw, after sethetty and baloretty almost drove it into the ground

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>>1654940

Team Shane v.s. Team Brock

Team Shane is 5 of the best upper card workers on SD

Team Brock is just Brock

Brock's dates are up until the Rumble.

Big Match AJ will beat both Brock and Deanetty on the same night now that he absorbed BMJ's powers

When a wrestler shits on you in the locker and then beats u in the main event I'm going to go with yes. He will probably become a murderer like his brother.

Yes

Thank god, he should've never been dug back up

nah he's the upper midcard face and main event gatekeeper

>>1654824
Seff

A+

>>1654824

DeanChad is king of /asp/


All hail carter

indy jabroni
never worked anybody in his whole life

Daniel Cryan literally walked away SEETHING though

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>>1654859
HA Cryan, Thats gold

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Too big and the weight of carrying the Smackdown roster on his back each week is heavy enough.

>>1654817
He is bald

>>1654829
So that's why he's losing his hair

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>>1654779
he had one like 10 years ago...he stuttered

Who?

Matt Morgan is based, did the big guy thing well and left on good terms.

>>1654786
Get some height

>literally making a joke of ziggler so he would ask for release

Kek

>>1654709
holy shit I did not notice the Cena bandana the first time around

What happened in this segment

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>>1654701
>I like the overrated gay Jap

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>>1654701

>>1654701

Start with the NXT Takeover where Neville won the champion off Bo Dallas, that one will be a little meh but it's important that you know Bo Dallas is a real deal wrestler. Then watch every Takeover from then until now. Watch smaller NXT episodes whenever your interested in a certain character.