>Interviewer: Are you still in touch with Punk today?
>Swoggle: "No I am not... I tried to be"
>Interviewer: You did something wrong didn't you?
>Swoggle: "I did, I offended him"
>Interviewer: What could you have possibly done to offend someone so flexible, without rigid rules about life like him?
>Swoggle: "I asked for one of our friends phone numbers..."
>Interviewer: A mutual friend of yours and Punks?
>Swoggle: "Yeah that he introduced me to"
>Interviewer: You said "Hey listen can I get this persons number?"
>Swoggle: "Yeah, I got a new phone and said "Hey can I get this number?"
>Interviewer: Why would you do that?
>Swoggle: "I don't know what I was thinking"
>Interviewer: Was it someone he didn't like or-
>Swoggle: "No, it's someone hes still best friends with to this day"
>Interviewer: Maybe he was trying to protect the other guy but didn't like you?
>Swoggle: "No, he saw it as me using him"
>Interviewer: Using Punk? He thinks you're entire friendship had been predicated on you getting this phone number?
>Swoggle: "Yeah, we were best friends, best friends. We rode together for years"
>Interviewer: You know what, when a friendship is that much work, fuck it.
>Swoggle: "Hardest man to be friends with..."
So whos number was it?
>>1657409
AJ's bull.
>>1657409
Jay Lethal
>>1657409
Kane
>>1657409
Vince McMahon
>>1657401
Not a secret Phil is an egomaniac piece of shit
>>1657409
>No, it's someone hes still best friends with to this day
Probably Colt Cabana.
>>1657409
Paul Heyman
>>1657498
Yeah no one should be surprised by a story like this. I have no problem with the guy but it's no secret he is an asshole who puts him self before others in 99% of situations.
>>1657505
But didn't Colt and Phil break up and block eachother on twitter?
>>1657515
Jesus Christ, is Phil on a quest to actively alienate everything and everyone from his life before committing suicide by MMA fight?
>>1657507
I too think it was SeƱor Heyman
>>1657533
Their fight was a long time ago I think. Ironically it was about the podcast Colt Cabana released where Punk came out about the WWE.
>>1657409
Ryback
I remember in a shoot interview, someone, I think Paul London, mentioned people in the indies called CM Punk the triple H of the indies.
Let that sink in.
CM Cuck seems like a miserable man.
>>1657568
>mr. 'pedigree off the top ropes' being a political guy in the outlaws
ya don't say
>>1657401
Hornswoggle is a known douchebag. I wouldn't believe a word he says
>>1657592
Hi Phil!
>>1657592
Shouldn't you be training to fight in 15 days?
>>1657574
it's just like with Penn, it's almost unthinkable to look as bad and worn out as he does without drinking/smoking/recovering from some kind of debilitating illness
"harder to deal with than HBK on drugs" VKM
>>1657409
Punk's father
>>1658124
KEK
>>1658039
his weight loss didn't help either apparently, goddamn
>>1657401
Yea this story is funny and all but not as funny as OP typing all of this garbage out
>>1657409
Kofi maybe
>>1657401
There's gotta be another side to this story. Very interesting...
>>1659070
Hi Phil!
>>1657409
Joey Mercury?
>>1659055
False
Oh, hey, let me get something straight
Let me tell you a personal story about Phillip Jack Brooks.
Whatever, Punk still has a hotter wife.
>>1659936
Hi Phil!