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He worked cm phil too.

Cm phil got so angry when miz chad got to main event wm and not him

I'd say fucking your girlfriend, but you never peel away from your wretched computer chair to get one

>>1655873
>SEETHING

Adding (You) to the list of people Miz has worked

>>1655856
Fuck off idiot - take your fat chimp woman with you!

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>>1655860
Okay then seeya

>>1655856
>help
Kill yourself

He was never over

>>1655855
Is OP a fagget?

>>1655855
He couldn't even get over in the AE.

>>1655799
I was surprised when he ran in at Summerslam.

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>>1655799
he's a legit beast and seems like a swell guy, glad to see him dominating

>>1655821
B L A C K E D

Wyatt push to nothing #99

>>1655767
No dude. Orton gotta look strong after his defeat to Lesnar and Cena bailing.

>>1655803
Orton's got nothing to prove, he already did through out his carrer, now they gotta make The wyatts look strong

>>1655765
he didn't hit the weights

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>>1655765

>>1655765
Never drew a penny

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>Chiseled body
>'Money maker' good looks
>God tier mic worker
>Great actor
>Married Maryse
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college.

>one of the longest wwe title reigns ever
>millionaire
>wife is maryse
>probably has threesomes with another hot bitch on the reg because wife thinks that's an American custom

How mad are you that you're not the miz

>>1655751
Based Miz working the marks, smarks and bingo hall shitters.

>>1655726
He's always been pretty big for his height. Without being under wwes watch he can roid fulltime like he wants

>>1655726
He will die within 6 months. That is a unhealthy body.

Should reunite the spirit squad desu

Vince really enjoys torturing him

>'I started as a male cheerleader'

and now he's just a nobody

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to this...

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>>1655641
...to this?

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to THIS?

wtf i hate the miz now

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>>1655630
>i browse reddit

wtf i hate miz now

Ever since Punk's "simply epic" pipebomb, they've been trying to make more and more work shoots because they think they can get lightning to strike twice

>>1655625
Do you guys ever think it's kind of sad that the things that get the most attention in a fake sport are when the fans think something is real?

>>1655642
Well it's like getting people out of their comfort zone or something like that

Not only that, but he's OUR guy.

>>1655594

and why would i want him?

>>1655597
>A failure at life is our guy

>big based dog
>no homo

I've had sexual thoughts about seth rubbing his dick on my ass.

the boos are over

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or live long enough to become Cena

epic thread archive this shit instant classic OMG BTFO how can the internet ever recover

also, sage.

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>>1655523

>also, sage