>Balor gets injured by Seth doing their stupid unsafe indie bullshit and is relinquished from the title at the worst possible time
>Daniel Bryan calls Miz a coward for his WWE patented safe work in the ring the next day
What's his problem? Seriously screw this obnoxious hipster
>>1658180
mfw Daniel kicks off Smackdown Live as Broken Bryan Danielson
Am I just supposed to forget that, besides Y2J, Miz was the first wrestlers to jump in the ring with AJ and that it legit cost him a tooth because AJ still had to shake the Japanese style out of himself?
The Miz might not do a lot of moves, but The Miz takes a lot of moves. I'm sure there were a few guys in the locker room feeling nervous about the Styles Clash until they saw Miz take one safely.
Aren't Bryan and Miz friends in real life?
You wake up champion tomorrow, which belt do you choose?
>Stuck on Raw
Kill myself
>>1658164
This choice is 2obvious
Make it hard
Like:
>You're a talent getting a push, Steph has poured all her creativity into the bottom belt, and presents you both to choose, expecting you fully to opt for the Universal
>Do you spit in her face and go for Gold, or cuck yourself out to an ugly belt for security
>>1658164
>WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING CHAMPION
>""""universal"""" cuck
Are you > 6'2? If so thoughts on CM Phil
5'5"
GOAT
6'2.5''
He was great
>>1658112
10'12"
Best in the world. Can't wait till he wins his ufc fight and /asp/ pretends they liked him all along.
>Jericho gets worked to oblivion, punked by Brock
>Balor's career ended before it even began
>Bryan gets buried by Miz
>Ziggler's career is finished
>AJ is saving this company all by himself
>>1658115
He's about to get buried by ONE dirty deeds
>>1658129
No way, he's going to pick up the title so Cena can come back and win it to become a 16 time champ.
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE
>>1657991
N I CANT ALLOWWWWW
>>1657986
Done what?
Presumably if this match happens it'll be tag match since Vin Diesel can't work. So who he should be each man's partner?
>>1657980
Sami Zayn, he has that racecar driver gimmick
>>1658029
He's like a cab driver from NY mixed with Spark Plug Holly
Perfect for the match, book it Haitch
Jericho
https://youtu.be/u61t5My3hTw
This was seriously one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile, everything that could have gone wrong did
>Titus fumbling through his promo
>crowd completely dead
>Backlund missing his cue
The perfect mixture of awkwardness, thanks for giving me and my roommate a laugh WWE
>>1657962
They should've just fired the fucking nig-nog
Black Sid
Supposed to be tough and intimidation, but just comes off like a bumbling retard
>>1657962
It was so bad I actually felt awful for him. Imagine fucking up a promo that hard on national TV.
Poor bloke.
http://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/smackdown-ratings-no-olympic-competition-219356
>SmackDown scored its second biggest TV audience since the live draft special, garnering 2.714 million viewers on USA Tuesday night.
>The number was up 10% from last week and was the highest number the show has done since July 25th.
BASED A BRAND DOES IT AGAIN
It's not too late, rawtists.
>this mom is gonna be the face of the company
>>1657902
based.
Aj=Ratings
>Brock is working the marks at CNN, BBC and the NZ Herald
https://archive.is/Rv8B5
They needed to capitalize on this angle better
shoulda been a huge worked shoot with Brock going full UFC on randy
>marks
A lot of these news sites know it's scripted and are just upholding kayfabe. Mainstream outlets covering WWE like a real sport is pretty surreal.
>>1657876
pretty cool desu but when mobas are on espn this shit is actually a respectable sport in comparison once you understand wrestling
everyone knows its scripted now
but we all enjoy it like a condensed fantasy universe
>Kofi usually traveled with me an AJ
What did Phillip mean by this?
Punk was straightedge so would be the designated driver as Kofi and April drunkenly fucked like rabbits in the back seat
>>1657807
Straight cuck society
Good ol' traditional American spitroasting.
>Looks like a homeless person
>Balding and shamelessly tries to hide it
>Talks like Dave Meltzer in interviews
>Literal charisma vacuum
>Whenever he's on commentary he makes matches drastically worse
>Shitty moveset
>Shitty selling
>Annoying theme
How did this faggot ever go over with smarks?
Why are you still falseflagging cuckter?
Only the shittiest of shit get over with smarks
>>1657707
>>Whenever he's on commentary he makes matches drastically worse
I have noticed this.
He seems like one of those guys that can really produce gold when he gets rolling in-character, and commentary is the perfect place for that.
Why does he suck there so much?
Is JBL fucking him?
TICK TOCK CM PHIL. ON SEPTEMBER 10TH, YOU WILL BE UTTERLY ANNIHILATED BY THE ANGLO GALL.
I hope Phil has enough WWE money saved up for dem hospital bills
>yfw Phillip crawls back to wwe
I'm 99% sure he'll be back in time for WM34
I'll start with an easy one
The human spider
How has CM Punk's incredible transition from WWE to UFC inspired you?
Because of Punk, I decided to start lifting weights and getting fit.
Thank you Punk for the motivation.
he inspires me to keep shit posting
Memes aside for a moment
While I'm not sure he'll win, I fully respect him for wanting to do what he wants
Especially something like this where his opponents have been training for years while he has no prior experience
If he wins it'd be pretty inspiring to the talentless and people who haven't been training since childhood
>>1657584
It hasn't.
Remember me?
who?
>>1657594
current UFC Heavyweight Champ in a parallel universe
>the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen
>having a speech impediment