I'll start
GOAT jobber
>>1651471
Good guy mick
Jack swagger
Tyler breeze before febreze tag team
Curtis axel
Bo Dallas
Primo/epico
Mark Henry
Big show
To name a few
the answer is pretty obvious.
>>1651464
I'd have breakfast with Eva, feed her eggs and get a whiff of them fartskis.
>>1651464
anything with bekkers but nothing sexual because shes too innocent OwO
Beach with Becky. Nikki and Eva are retarded and I'd never be able to listen to them talk. They have that airhead voice that I hate. Plus beaches are nice.
post you're squad
>>1651436
>>1651440
weak ass squads
>>1651449
is that fuckin' /pol/ meetup or somethin?
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
>>1651333
THIS FIRE BURNS, ALWAAAAAAAAAAYS
Goddamn, every time I hear that I'm reminded of MITB 2011
special times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wroqcQVcoIg
GOAT entrance
i think he should be the next IC champion
Have a king of the ring with both brands, one or two indie guys and NXT guys, Heath can enter because it's not just for one brand then wins it.
I think he should have the IC title. Give him a decent or above average moveset, not have him get thrown all around the ring, and I think he would benefit from a submission finisher more than a slam or something.
>>1652610
Actually if Heath were to have a non submission move it should be a spinebuster
>People want X-Division in WWE
>People want cruiserweights to be focused on again
You people realize the WHOLE WWE ROSTER is made up of cruiserweights yes?
Seth Rollins for example is 5'11" and 190lbs.
>Beefcake was 5'11 and 190lbs when he was 17 years old.
Finn Balor is 5'11 and 190lbs.
>Beefcake's dog is half as tall and weighs half as much :/
>Shinsuke Nakamura is 6'2", and weighs 220lbs, but looks smaller than Finn.
Shinsuke is great by the way - don't know why he is included here.
Anyway, the whole roster is filled with small Superstars and is a farcry from the days of old, where each Superstar was an awesome specimen and incredible muscular god - compared to the lesser man.
>Today, your father or big brother - perhaps your uncle - is bigger than your favorite Superstar. This is whack.
>Back in the 80's and 90's, NOBODY was bigger than a major star in real life.
Nobody was bigger than Nash, Hogan, Steiner, and so on.
Wrestling was amazing back in the day.... Sigh...
>Beefcake wishes you people could have been there.
Todays wrestlers are like ballerina's compared to yesterdays Superstars.
It is a shame to see what WWE has become in the past 15 or so years, compared to where it was actually heading.
>With Steph in charge, WWE is becoming a sunday morning kids TV show, politically correct, in favor of raging homosexuals, supporting "womens rights" nonsense as well as turning a whole ring PINK every year for a month to support some scammers 'cancer' research company.
They should have split Raw and Smackdown, and made one show 18+, and one show for the kiddies who love PG era wrestlers, instead of proper Superstars like Steiner, Nash, Hall, Xpac, Vader, Stiener, Bam Bam, Warrior, and so on.
The current brand split means nothing - and both shows are still the same.
WWE IS filled with cruiserweights (as the main stars), and the big guys are taking a slower role as all the kids today are scared of Beefy musclemen.
The end.
Autism
Beefcake was full of steroids
>Seth is not
>>1651306
seek sunlight
>Dirtsheets said Vince was more hands off with Raw in the weeks following the draft to focus on building the Smackdown brand.
>Raw has seen HHH favourites like Finn and Sasha get hotshotted title wins
Thats why Smackdown is so much better, right? Raw is the HHH show, and Smackdown is the based Vinny Mac show.
Whatever brand HHH and Stephanie are on, you don't watch.
Whatever brand Vince is on, you watch.
But NXT shits on both brands and it's a HHH show
I guess so.
RAW has been shit. Confirms Hatich isn't the genius smarks think he is.
Did they?
>>1651245
Yes, Haitch likes them manly.
No, she's not manly enough
>>1651245
No bayley is pure
Thoughts? I think he's right about 99% of the time.
>>1651213
Can keep his opinions to himself and I think he's a cuck for deleting comments.
isn't he a literal autist?
>>1651213
A better 'worker' than 90% of those on the scene today. Has all the tools of that would make him a great heel.
>nWo Souled Out 1997 was actually a pretty good idea with the set and the overall atmosphere to match, but was marred with a horrible execution
>had he been booked correctly and had the guy who played the gimmick been more charismatic, Mordecai would've been Undertaker levels of badass
>I find celebrity cameos in WWE to be pretty entertaining in a "why the fuck are they here" kind of way
>Sting should've taken The Streak
>>1651201
was 97 the one with the fat girl and meth head beauty pagent?
inb4 a thread of safe opinions that are fairly popular
>>1651215
Yep. The one where (then) Based Bischoff made out with that old bag
Where are all these Jasethy fans coming from?
Are they all Cuckter?
>>1651181
lmao is that a picture of you and ya wife's son
>>1651186
Ah so it is
2(TWO).(POINT)4(FOUR)
>>1651186
lmfao SAVAGE
> According to ‘Da Belt Guy’ (aka dvizzle) who is a noted belt collector / maker on BeltTalk.com and Reddit forums, the new women’s championship will be similar to the existing RAW Women’s title in design, with a white leather strap with blue backing and accents, and posted a mockup here.
> Additionally, it was said that while the tag team titles are scheduled to be introduced and will have a new design, they will not be debuting tonight and will be seen at a later time. Instead, it was noted that Dean Ambrose will get a new Smackdown-branded WWE World Heavyweight Championship, featuring a black leather strap with a blue backed center plate with a blue jeweled logo slash.
> On a related note, it was said in another post that RAW was supposed to get this black leather / red backing design for the WWE Universal Championship, but the argument was made and later decided to use an all red belt.
I want off this ride Mr Helmsley!
>>1651175
Hopefully the tag belts are new, at least.
I can understand them doing this for the Pooniversal and both divashit belts, because they want equality and to make them all look like top titles.
But for fucks sakes, if the new tag belts are a redesign, that's just gonna kick the door open for everything to be a homogenized palette-swap.
aztec gold shits on all these belts.
>>1651182
Thing is, I totally understood making the Women's Championship look similar to the WWE World Championship as it implies sense that it's on the same level and treated with the same respect (in b4 neckbeards break their shift and 2 keys). But that was before the brand split and everything. There's no reason for the Universal belt to look so similar, or any other for that matter.
Bryan Alverez made the best point, who would ever want to buy these belts as merch when they all look exactly the same. Say what you will about the last brand split but the belts all looked unique.
there hasnt been a Phil thread lately so lets get going
what are you doing to prepare for Phil's UFC fight? Im currently reading all about starting a fighting career as a beginner and shit
listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BJmp319ctI
Phil threads are getting really stale desu
>Phil is a crybaby manlet cuck quitter
>falseflagger says something like "STOP CALLING HIM PHIL YOU DON'T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY REEE"
>LEL PHIL IS SEETHING BTFO XDDD
hopefully the threads die out a week or so after his fight
>CM Punk: BTFO WWE on Colt Cabana's podcast, and exposes the company for the pile of shit it is. He then goes on to wreck shit in the UFC.
>Rycuck: Leaves WWE because the big meanies won't pay him the salary the botch machine thinks he deserves. Goes on a rant on his Tumblr(kek), and now fights Jap midgets in Japan.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEE!?!?!??!
the chad who worked ay es pee
>>1651127
why does every UFC guy work /asp/ hard?
conor, phil and brock. goddamn
a chad and a manlet nerd
>Almost kills Sting in the ring
>Breaks BMJ nose
>Dislocates Finns shoulder sidelining him
Why does he get so much praise when he is an unsafe worker.
>>1651083
>Dislocates Finns shoulder sidelining him
Answered your own question to be honest family.
>>1651083
He doesn't get praise. Not sure why you think this. And, frankly, caring about how ''safe'' a wrestler works is about as cucked as it can get. Only faggots care.
>>1651083
Finn fucked himself over by twisting his body.