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>>1661015
too bad he never drew a dime

based rocky

>>1661018
please have sex

They're so cringe worthy

Triple H ruined the tag team division by viewing it only as a way of getting individual guys over with protection

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>I'm white and I cheer for the New Day

Who

>>1660934
>Did one slightly amusing segment
>Immediately ran the joke into the ground
They're /asp/ incarnate.

Doctor.

>>1660898
i love seeing that bitch cry

NXMeme womyns title doesn't count.

S-she'll w-win the Smackdown title. Then w-who's laughing??

>>1660862
Gross. Keep ya interspecies fetishes to ya self.

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>>1660866
Sasha has ugly face, but ya high if ya deny ya wouldnt go balls deep inside her petite lil ass if given the chance ya nerd.

>>1660862
Na nobody wants to catch botchitis from here

>>1660869
>Smackdown's one glaring weakness

How long until Smackdown becomes the eternal ace brand when AJ "The Ace that beat the face that runs the place because he's based" Styles wins the title?

>>1660876
RAW out of business by Christmas?
RAW out of business by Christmas!

>>1660799
The verdict is in: Lose Weight.

I had it lower at 4 stars, it was just a lot of finisher spam at the half point but I enjoyed it a lot

Based bmj and bmaj

Based Roman working the smarks

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>>1660758

>>1660758
I'm begging you to seek sunlight.

>>1660757
He mocked OP

>>1660757
Hi Phil!

>>1660757
>Believing Phil's lies

Look at based Ryback and then look at Phil.

You honestly think that skinny fat manlet would say that shit to based Ryan Reeves?

Phil is getting sued right now for lying on that fag's podcast trying to look cool.

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>>1660697
>John Cena
>real name is John Cena

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>Jack Swagger
>Not given MAGA mexican hating gimmick and crushing luchadores every week for major heat

>>1660697
>Kana
>Real name is Kanako Urai

>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>>1660681
he isnt friends with colt anymore...but good copypasta carter

>>1660688
Bullshit

Not really

>>1660612
rekt

>>1660612

$hit son what Bully D been up to?

You know he would have been a good bodyguard type or even another Wyatt. But he's got an everyman shlub quality but not in a bad way at all. I mean you could introduce the guy as a total jobber and he would get over on the natural empathy of the crowd. He's endearing, and I think WWE really missed out.

Bull, if your reading this please try to find a home on either PGW or WCPW. I think you'd fit in best there and have decent exposure.

Sheep and bikes

>>1660557
Like, which they prefer to ride?

>>1660548

Corbin saw the sheep scalp and asked Rowan for advice coping with hair loss.

What

literally what

>>1660560
>>1660584
I assume OP is talking about Maffew's constant use of Simpson clips in his BotchaMania videos.

Never

>>1660508
when he stops paying his exwife to fuck jeff jarrett

>>1660508

He's with WCPW for a match with Cody Rhodes. There's also some battle royale happening with the winner facing KA.