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Is luchaqueer going to be the first /lgbt/ wrestler?
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>>1657172
Watch those q-bombs please
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>>1657172
>I cucked my friend's gf
>tripcode was literally "dicks"
>constantly thinks about cocks in his ass
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>>1657188
sorry dean chad, i won't do it next time.
>I think the WWE womens division is ready for live farting contests
what did he mean by this?
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>FARTFAG SEETHING
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WHAT A FREAK
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>>1657155
As pathetic and scummy as fartfag is at least he has come up with some amusing and original posts, unlike you deanspic
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>Close friends in real life
>Letting each other poke at legit sore spots they have about their careers to get some heat.
>Put on the promo of the year
>Working all the marks
>Even have people talking about an unretirement for Bryan.
Was there ever a more based duo?
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>>1657138
It's an unlikely but understandable friendship when you think about it.
Bryan is a huge, huge, huge fan of professional wrestling. In all its shapes and forms. And that includes the WWE.
Which wrestler is the most definitive WWE wrestler working today?
It's Miz of course. No other guy embodies what the WWE is, for the good or the bad, more than Miz. And for Bryan that's simply fascinating.
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>>1657138
Literally fucking who?
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>>1657167
It's the miz and some bingo hall guy
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>ITT: Wrestlers who never drew a dime. Not one.
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>>1657098
>Miztake SEETHING
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>>1657098
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>>1657098
Reminder Miz has never drawn a SINGLE SOLITARY dime whereas Bryan carried WM30.
Miz wishes he was anywhere near half the wrestler Bryan is. Bryan has a legacy of classic matches. Miz has literally none (zero). Show me a good Miz match? You can't. It's impossible. Because it doesn't exist.
>inb4 le worked by based Miz xd
Miz has never worked anyone. He is pure trash. A C player at best that should really be in TNA jobbing. The only heat he has ever got is 'why is this guy who can't wrestle still on my TV screen' heat.
The Yes movement was the biggest thing in wrestling in the past 10 years. The only movement Miz has inspired is people picking up their remote to change the channel when his music hits.
Bryan is right. If you're a real wrestling fan you wouldn't respect the Miz either. Fuck Miz and fuck the ironic 'le Miz is based' shitposters.
>inb4 please have sex
>inb4 worked
>in4 seething
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>>1657019
>HE'S ABSOLUTELY FUMING MAGGLE
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Don't you have better things to be doing Brian? Miz is awesome, and you just can't handle the bantz.
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Daniel in denial.
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RAW Cruiserweight Division 2016-08-24 19:04:01 Post No.1657004
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So based The Kendrick will be the first ever Cruiserweight Champion right?
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>>1657004
>Noam Dar
I'm really glad they signed the guy who has been in the tournament's two worst matches so far.
I'm betting Neville or the winner of the CWC if it's a signee.
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>>1657007
Winner of the CWC will get the cup and the medal not the title
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>>1657004
No. It will be Neville or Sami. Probably Neville. For the first few RAWS i can see neville completely burying all the new cw's
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Best mic workers in the business 2016-08-24 18:54:21 Post No.1656979
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Best mic workers in the business
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Best top 10 mic skillz in the business
1-The Rock
2-Paul Heyman
3-CM Punk
4-Jericho
5-Michael Cole
6-Cena
7-Rollins
8-Ambrose
9-Enzo
10-The Miz
What's your list?
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You included CM Punk so I assume you mean top mic workers of all time. In that case, obviously Michael Cole, Rollins, Ambrose and Enzo shouldn't be there.
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1. Scott Steiner
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2. CM Punk
GOAT
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>>1656968
based felipe
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Pls come back
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The evolution of Phile
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Another week, another time to be suffering as a smackuck when does it get better lads?
>Losing ratings war
>Manlet GM
>Bad camera angles
>American nu-males and boo-sos are our top tag teams
>Becketty and Carmella aka the cringe and puke connection regularly on TV
>Eva Marie suspended
>Deanetty on commentary with his awful raspy voice when he's not wrestling a botch-fest match
>Mojo Rawley
>David Otunga and JBL on commentary instead of based Corey
Please is it too late to become a Rawchad? I wanna drink it in mannnn with based Jerigoat and the big dog. I don't want to be a smackdownie anymore.
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>>1656954
>Rawtist attempt at damage control
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>>1656954
ya absolutely seething
a few pieces of advice for ya:
>gain a little height
>lose a little weight
>seek a little sunlight
>have a lotta sex
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>RAWTIST SEETHING
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Wait, if the Miz-Bryan segment was a worked shoot, was this a work, too?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDZsMGMaqp0
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>turn her heel b/c she gets no response
Why wasn't she just added to the Raw roster to begin with?
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>>1656943
Everything on talking smack is a work
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>Daniel Bryan doesn't help his sister in law
What a shit boyfriend
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When did this board get so over-run by mandrama manchildren?
What happened to all the martial arts threads?
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Summerslam, UFC 202, NXT takeover and RAW/Smackdown happened. 5 days of wrestling including an MMA event over the weekend.
It should cooldown by thursday
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>>1656922
MMAutists mad as fucc kek
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>>1656922
why would i want to read a bunch of fascist guys talking about martial arts in /pol/ style? le bullied in school kids are autistic as fuck.
at least the wrestling shitposting is fun.
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>we're good athletes but way too green to be on TV let alone anywhere near the tag titles
what did they mean by this?
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they just put on a great match with fucking Breezango. they'll be good tag team champs
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>>1656914
>implying based Breeze didn't carry these marks after they hit their 4 choreographed spots
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Fuck I wish anyone but then would win those belts
Why did WWE give the literal GOAT them song on such a short-lived and forgettable tag team?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWni-5S6Yrk
Did Jim Johnson just make a 50s rock & roll song in his spare time and they made a tag team so they had a reason to use the song?
Also: GOAT themes.
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every wrestling theme from the 80's can be slowed down and turned to vaporwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDer2pIPBAQ
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>>1656883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch1YTXYTVqM
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http://youtu.be/a-0UjmyvmKw
>he's dead
>dead
>they're all dead!
Fuckin a this was JBL's peak on commentary.
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Would you look in his eyes?
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>>1656685
What would you see?
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No I'm autistic
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>>1656685
>Balding
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Why Does /asp/ Watch Pro Wrestling? 2016-08-24 17:22:45 Post No.1656677
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What do ya'll get out of it?
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Its fun sometimes
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Shitpost material
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>>1656677
I like watching... BIG, SWEATY, MEN