Smackdown Tag: **3/4
Zayn/Neville vs. Dudleys **
Jeircho/Owens vs. Enzo/Cass **3/4
Charlotte vs. Sasha **3/4
Miz vs. Crews **
Styles vs. Cena ****1/2
Club vs. New Day **
Ambrose vs. Ziggler **3/4
Smackdown Womens Tag **
Balor vs. Rollins ****
Orton vs. Lesnar ***
>BMJ and AJ have MOTN as usual
Who?
>>1659640
>Ambrose vs. Ziggler **3/4
Sloppy Dean BTFO
the state of wwe
everything sucks
>stone cold? easily better than hulk hogan
>>1659611
He is though, by every conceivable metric.
>>1659712
>physique
LOLNO
>in-ring
maybe, but not in relation to the size
>charisma
Hogan all the way
>mic work
when it comes to long promos in front of the crowd Austin was probably better, when it comes to short promos like they used to do it in the old days Hogan was way better
>person
both are asshole but at least Hogan never beat a woman
You just know this guy wouldn't speak but rather just point to the meme that best reflected what he wanted to say. Also, I bet he's a Rawtist.
>Addressing his box office drawing power, McMahon and former WWE executives Jim Ross and Paul Heyman have declared Austin to be the most profitable wrestler in the history of the organization. Ross asserted: "Nobody touches Austin... No-one generated more cash in the length of their WWE career". Industry veterans and multiple-time WWE Champions Ric Flair, John Cena and CM Punk have each named Austin as the biggest star in WWE history, and, along with McMahon, have stressed that he surpassed the popularity of Hulk Hogan.
>rewriting history because hogan said some racist shit
no one touches what hogan did in the 80s.
>>1659586
Vince said Austin was the bigger draw in 2002 on off the record
Stone Cold > Hulk Hogan > The Rock > Cena
Who would be the next six?
This is slowly becoming my favourite wrestling podcast. Disco, Juventud and Konnan are hilarious together. And they don't like what smarks, anti-smarks or what marks like, they just like and put over whoever is entertaining.
>>1659573
>hey don't like what smarks, anti-smarks or what marks like, they just like and put over whoever is entertaining.
Konnan is a mark for LU.
Call in and tell Konnan LU is shit, Broken Matt is GOAT and TNA is better. 100% certain you'll work him.
>>1659573
Do they talk about WWE stuff or just outlaw wrasslin?
STEVE HERE
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
LOOK INTO THESE EYES THEN YOU'LL SEE THE SIZE OF THE FLAME
>>1659519
WHAT!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY YOU'RE GONNA PAY
YOU'RE GONNA PAY YOU'RE GONNA PAY
>VACANT finally getting another main-event push
>is now the longest-reigning Universal Champion of all time
Absolutely based.
You deserve it!
VACANT has been knocking on the main event scene for as long as I can remember. So many transitional reigns to put over other guys, but finally gets a proper title run. Let's hope for a really dominant reign to prove that WWE's office is full of VACANT guys!
>>1659501
>3 years for Big Dogg to get the belt
>Finn get's it in 3 matches
>Vacant gets it in 24 hours
>fatass smarks will defend this
How the fuck does Punk plan on winning his fight? I watched his mini documentary and as a former amature boxer I think his boxing looked like shit especially his defense.
I don't know anything about grappling but his sparring partner completely wrestlefucked him when the fight went to the ground
He's pretty green, it's kinda funny actually
Punk is going to get the shit kicked out of him. I'm a fan of Punk and I'm absolutely certain of this. Even he doesn't seem to think he can win, he just wants to try it because he'll regret it if he doesn't.
If even an egomaniac like Punk has doubts, he's already done.
Punk is going to get the shit kicked out of him and it's going to be glorious.
Afterwards he will either go crawling to the WWE or kill himself and AJ
ITT Wrestlers who look cool but suck in the ring
Seth rollins
>>1659421
She doesn't look cool.
ok. Skateboarding. Summer Olympics. Japan. 2020.
what does /asp/ think?
some questions to get you started:
what will the uniforms be? Monster/Red Bull/Rockstar/Nike/Adidas everywhere on everybody? or will the IOC limit sponsor branding on uniforms?
will there be any countries competing besides USA and Brazil?
Will top pros be able to pass a drug test?
Will the women's competition totally suck compared to the men's or will the ladies step up their game?
Will the Olympics ruin skateboarding, or will skateboarding ruin the Olympics?
Will skateboarding being an Olympic sport lose skateboarding the "alternative" sport title?
in the future, will skaters be sponsored on their ability to conform to the Olympic scoring system, and their ability to pass the drug test?
>uniforms
>spandex
>Leticia Bufoni competing for Brazil
make
this
happen
>park and street events
>80 skaters
>40 men
>40 women
no vert?!
and will they even be able to find 40 women to skate?
USA's in, captain obvious
Brazil
Japan because they are hosting the games
Colombia?
UK
Germany
Scandinavia
who else?
Will China and Russia just find some random skaters and say hey you're gonna be in the Olympics?
You guys DO realize this is all just a happy accident, right?
Finn is out for some time, long enough for the heat surrounding the Universal Title to die down and not have his win tarnish his image as a massively pushed corporate champ like Roman.
Come RR2017, who's that surprise last entrant? Oh, it's Finn Balor. He proceeds to enter to a COLOSSAL pop, clear out the ring, square off against whatever upper midcarder is hot at the moment, go over him, and set himself up for a title shot.
He gets over, the title gets over, the fans love it, marks accept him, smarks accept him, we finally have a new top dog that everybody agrees on.
A masterstroke of cosmic luck. Based Finn, based our guy.
>>1659372
>rawtist seething
>implying they're ever going to push this midget again
Another over-pushed manlet faggot who gets injured immediately and comes back for a boring telegraphed push. Seems like this has been happening for 2 or 3 years straight now. He sucks, he just fucking sucks.
Why are butthurt neckbeard smarks getting worked so easily these days?
>worked by bork in summerslam
>worked by cena aj promo
>worked by miz and dbry promo
Don't you idiots know that if it was a shoot it wouldn't be on the fucking network?
IT'S REAL TO ME DAMN IT
Which Cena/AJ promo looked like a shoot to anyone?
>>1659362
>thinking not being worked makes you smart
>not wanting to have fun
tip harder
>I talked to Vince about it like a dozen times but he never changed his mind ... the guy's been on the roster for a month and they already strapped a rocket on his back? ... And now they were gonna put the belt on 'em? ... I talked to <unintelligible> and the boys and they all said someone's gotta do it, so I said fuck it, I'll try and injure him, wrist or neck or somethin' ...
What did Sethetty "3 inches hard" Rollins mean in this secretly recorded phone call following SummerSlam?
>>1659321
BASED ROLLINS NOW A HITMAN
Shits about to get real
Based worked shoots saving not only the company but kayfabe aswell
Thank you Vince.
>in car with my family
>just listening to WWE music trough my headphones
>my 6-years old spoiled af sister keeps screaming and being the annoying little bitch that she is
>I decide that I need to do something
"hey sis, I have a lullaby for you"
>remove headphones
>activates Bray Wyatt's edgy theme "Broken Out in Love" (or "Live in Fear" if you prefer)
>starts singing the whole song with a sad and creepy voice
>tfw
>as soon as I say "he's broken out in love" my sister starts crying
"that's too sad, why did you do this?"
>my mother gets pretty fucking pissed
>mfw
>the only thing I say is "FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!"
>mum complaining about Wyatt trough the rest of the trip
>the Eater of Worlds just ate another child's feelings
>>1659316
18+
Have Sex
Get a Clue
>>1659324
>buried by tailsenetty
Wow
So, now that he's no longer ''the guy'', what's the gimmick of this retard?
The Crowd Killer?
Because half of NXT and half of the women get better reactions than him.
>>1659308
I can't believe he's half Italian.
>>1659308
let him be a gigalo that sleeps with all of the divas and the godfather can be his manager
His gimmick should be being a monster heel like Rusev. Instead it's being a boring heel because they think he's not a heel and so wont let him do fun heel things.
>EIGHTEEN (18) SECONDS
>ONE (1) BROGUE KICK
Ironically this is what got him over, poor vince
>>1659243
more like the chant YES YES YES
>>1659235
Holy shit He is so pale