How do you go from this...
To this?
>>1663492
TO THIS!!!
>>1663495
That one looks good, senpai
Is this kino?
>>1663418
Wtf does kino even mean. Are you a weeb as well as an unemployed mexican dwarf
>>1663422
Im employed with WWE nerd. Watch ya mouth.
>>1663430
Fuck off Carter
What did he mean by this?
He's lost it after Emma dumped him
>>1663241
He has patrician taste in comedy kino
What did she mean by this?
What did she mean by this?
>>1663031
>>1663031
She likes to blaze it
Perfect heels don't exi......
Lawler and this guy are literally working the fuck out of self declared "Smarks" each and every day and it makes me laugh all the time
Also a perfect babyface
>>1662974
whoops forgot pic
These are allowed here right?
Just got this little badass for my birthday, yoyo thread.
This happened and we can't forget.
https://youtu.be/a_KnVHulnss
>Yo-Yoing
>sport
>alternative sport
How lo can we go as to defining what is a sport? Can't wait to see Hacky Sack generals, Competitive Roofing threads, maybe we might get to see some "watching paint dry" generals
>>1662964
>/asp/
>Literally Apspergers: The Board
I think Yo-Yoing is allowed here.
>>1662972
It's literally just moving your arms. At least with Skateboarder fags you get them doing some hops and shit, and with WWE fags they have to lift eachother up with their dicks in their mouths
How do you go from this...
>>1662922
>>1662922
To THIS?
>>1662922
To this...?
GLEN GILBERNETTI WALKS IN AS CHAMP
GLEN GILBERNETTI WALKS OUT AS CHAMP
underrated guy
>>1662909
>Have sex faggot
Jesus Christ. Does Carter seriously just sit here all day long getting butthurt at shit that people say and then making these cringey threads about it? And then spamming it in other threads too? The fuck? And I swear to god, everytime I'm here I see you sperging out over some off-hand comment that triggered you.
Okay, let's get this started.
Lift a shower.
Fuck a clue.
Get a weights.
Take a woman.
Lose height.
Gain weight.
And most importantly, kill yourself.
>>>/wew/
Why would he kill himself after taking all those steps to improve his life?
>>>/wew/
>>>/r/eddit
The pop when she returns will be loud, ugly, and highly undeserved.
>>1662792
No
Yes
Yes
>>1662799
It's GOING to be loud, which is why it's gonna be undeserved
>>1662792
it'll probably be a reddit crowd too
Benoit had the better matches and career but Angle was a better character
>>1662791
Benoit
>>1662791
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jy0pv_chris-benoit-vs-kurt-angle-royal-rumble-2003_sport
(You) decide.
1. Your cunt
2. How many pennies did he draw
>usa
>none
>>1662758
In english this time
>China
>drewr arbourt tree fiddy
Back in 2009 Smackdown was in town and my buddies and I ended up taking a little trip up to Rockford from Champaign to attend the festivities.
After a great show we decided to hit the bars and ended up at a little place where a bunch of the superstars were hanging out, namely Chris Jericho and a few midcard guys that had matches that night. Now I've been a Jericho mark since his days in Japan, even used to have his personal website/blog bookmarked and read it every week, so to me this was like meeting the president.
I went up and introduced myself, we shook hands and chatted for a while. He seemed pretty impressed with how much I knew about his career. After about 10 minutes I was getting ready to excuse myself because I didn't want to be annoying, when these two rats approached us. Now, these were real, hardbody rats, miniskirts, big fake bolt-ons, three pounds of makeup between the two of them. They recognized Jericho from the show and started trying to chat us up.
Now, I should mention that I'm 6'3" and by that time I'd been hitting the gym religiously for years, so I definitely had the physique of a wrestler, and these dumb rats didn't know any better and probably assumed I was also with the E.
Anyway, Jericho caught on real quick and started talking me up something fierce. I'd never been wingmanned like that before but he had these rats slipping and sliding telling them how I was just signed and "the next big thing," how I'd be debuting next week and this was "their chance" before I became a big time superstar. Needless to say the two rats ate it up and I ended up renting a room at Motel 6 where I banged both of them at the same time. Now that's what I call getting put over.
seek vitamin d
>>1662722
You forgot to add the part where ya woke up.
Damn. Triple H would probably snitch and tell them the truth
WWE's had eight 4.5 star matches this year. Let's talk about them.
>Fastlane: Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar
>NXT Takeover Dallas: Sami Zayn vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
>Extreme Rules: The Miz vs. Cesaro vs. Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens
>Extreme Rules: AJ Styles vs. Roman Reigns
>Cruiserweight Classic: Kota Ibushi vs. Cedric Alexander
>Battleground: Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens
>NXT Takeover Brooklyn II: Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder vs. Johnny Gargano and Tamaso Ciampa
>Summerslam: AJ Styles vs. John Cena
How do you rank them? What's your favorite one? Least favorite? Any deserve to be higher? Any deserve to be lower?
None deserve a rating that high except maybe Nakamura vs Zayn. They were all really good matches though
>m-m-m-muh m-meltzer
back to /wooo/
>>1662709
Not even AJ/Cena? Might just be cause it's new but I feel like that's the best singles match of the year.
ITT: Finish this Sentence _________ will be the next _________
Tye Dillinger will be the next Miz.
Dean Ambrose will be the next Stone Cold
Sasha will be the next Rock
Apollo Creed will be the next Titus