Jesus Christ. Does Carter seriously just sit here all day long getting butthurt at shit that people say and then making these cringey threads about it? And then spamming it in other threads too? The fuck? And I swear to god, everytime I'm here I see you sperging out over some off-hand comment that triggered you.
Okay, let's get this started.
Lift a shower.
Fuck a clue.
Get a weights.
Take a woman.
Lose height.
Gain weight.
And most importantly, kill yourself.
>>>/wew/
Why would he kill himself after taking all those steps to improve his life?
>>>/wew/
>>>/r/eddit
>>1662798
begging ya to seek female contact
>>1662798
It's ok lil guy, ya just needa gain some height
>>1662798
Don't worry his fuckboi ambrose is getting pinned by based styles.
He will commit suicide after Backslash
Bretcum literally can't stop getting worked by Deanbuddy
>>1662823
BRET KEK BTFO BY BASED DEAN MARK
>>1662823
hey now, DeanBruh isn't responsible for every shitpost on this board, give the random anons some credit.
>>1662798
>Getting this butthurt cause of based Carter
How can someone be so fucking based?
Isn't Carter the one Hispanic poacher that gets stomped by a T Rex in The Lost World?
>>1662798
based deanboss working the reddit neckbeards
>>1662798
I'm totally a hot young female and uh, I'm just saying, like I'd let Carter have sex with me anywhere, anytime. Just saying. He makes me super wet... in my pussy.
It's got to the point that I sort of prefer the idea that he is a severely crippled guy, and is like strapped in a chair all day, every day. If that's the deal, then I feel cosy for the guy that he is finding ways to follow his interests and connect with people.
Because he is here every day, around the clock. If he is just some dude, then his blood pressure and cholesterol must be off the charts, that level of inactivity is not sustainable.
>>1662806
Did you even read them? None of those things will improve his life