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HELLO, I'M PAUL LEVESQUE, THE C.O.O OF THE WWE 2016-08-26 17:57:05 Post No.1665245
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HELLO, I'M PAUL LEVESQUE, THE C.O.O OF THE WWE
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2016-08-26 17:57:05
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My co-worker intruduced me to this site. Pretty cool. Me and my wife browse it together before we go to sleep every night. Anyways, I thought I'd have an AMA right now, so Ask Me Anything
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What does Asuka smell like after a match
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>>1665245
How big is batista's dick?
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>Nikki Bella. I'm not a foot fetishist, I just want to break all her toes beyond repair so she can never compete again.
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Dean:
>beat Roman with just ONE dirty deeds
>beat Rollins TWO times with just ONE dirty daeds
>beat Ziggler with just ONE dirty deeds
>beat Jericho with just ONE dirty deeds
>beat HHH with just ONE dirty deeds
And he will bury that midget Styles with just ONE dirty deeds. Now can ya dig that suckas
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>tfw he kicks out
And Dean's finisher is alright. But it's too showy. Foley has had one of the best double arm DDTS. Where the style and finesse is how quick and abrupt it is.
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>>1665319
His Dirty Deeds against HHH is one of my favorites.
>He just spent a bunch of time killing HHH with the leg holds.
>HHH barely gets out, gets out of the ring.
>INSTANTLY dropped with Dirty Deeds, HHH sells it like a gunshot to the head.
It looked like Dean had fucking killed him out of nowhere.
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>>1665319
He does it quick as fuck. I swear dean is the only wrestler i see that gets nit picked for every little thing by neckbeards. The fact is hes the only one with psychology on the roster, and doesn't need to have shittu finisher spam matches like cena with every indy darling that enters the company to be over. Can't wait till Dean goes heel and all these fickle faggots jump back on his nuts
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This is the best tag team in wrestling /asp/, right?
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>>1665098
I was really drunk last night and I pissed the bed... I washed the sheets but still can't get rid of the smell of piss... Is there any way I can get rid of it?
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>>1665098
Go hommu
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Literally who?
You get 60 minutes alone time with the feet of ONE WWE Diva, past or present (although if you choose "past" you get them as they are now, not in their prime).
You can do whatever you want to them. You cannot ever have this experience again but you will remember it perfecty for the rest of your life.
Who do you choose?
My choice is obvious.
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Emma
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Feet are disgusting, whats wrong with ya nigga
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Asuka
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Who's Winning?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11085034
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I hope its Based Fatass so we can get a goat feud with Jericho
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Have a daydream
Hit the weights
Get a clue
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Rollins or Owens
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ITT: we rebook this PPV 2016-08-26 17:04:34 Post No.1664974
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Scott Steiner vs CM Punk as main event
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>Rock comes out
>Cena sneaks up behind him and pulls down his pants
>Cena then strips nude himself
>they both crawl to the ring like finn balor
>get in the ring and start doing jumping jacks
>vince comes out
>hes outraged
>the rock kisses him and say everything will be alright
>vince is convinced
>he strips naked too
>all three continue doing jumping jacks in the ring with their dicks swinging side to side
>cena gets tired
>the rock covers him for the pin and wins
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>>1664974
Sure.
Cena (c) v Orton - WWE Title
Undertaker v Triple H - Iron Man match
The Rock v Fandango
Triple H v Kane
Daniel Bryan (c) v Big Show - IC Title
Brock Lesnar v Mark Henry
The Shield v The Miz, Del Rio & Sheamus
Barrett v Jericho - Kiss My Ass match
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What's their fucking problem?
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>>1664943
They're FAT
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>>1664943
>entitlement
To the point where they would rather get themselves over then the wrestling exhibition.
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>>1664943
they were bullied in high school and now see getting themselves over at small developmental wrestling shows as their last chance to be "somebody."
HEY PHIL
15 MORE DAYS
UNTIL YOU DIE
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>>1664892
Pssshhhhh, there aren't any ropes to break a submission hold. Punk victory by Annaconda Vice.
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>>1664902
Hey Phil, shouldn't you be training?
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>>1664892
mark my words. punk will hit him with a go to sleep and climb the cage and leave the arena. crowd will go nuts and this thing was a big promotion just so punk can get the hype to win the world championship at wrestlemania.
Which of these men had the best chemistry with BMJ?
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CM Punk. No question.
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Phil > AJ > KO > Bryan
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Phil.
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How do you go from this?
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to what?
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>>1664797
to this
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>>1664800
Matt Hardy is a literal cuck
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>>1664753
yeah it's pretty disgusting
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Have a daydream
Hit the weights
Get a clue
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>>1664753
Hhngh
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how should he turn face? 2016-08-26 15:58:41 Post No.1664733
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how should he turn face? 2016-08-26 15:58:41 Post No.1664733
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By leaving the company and taking the other shield faggots with him
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He already turned when he came back.
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>>1664733
protege vs mentor feud with triple h
which is next wrestlemania
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It's 2017: the day after the Royal Rumble.
Brock Lesnar earned his title shot at Wrestlemania, having entered at number one, and cleared out every other competitor in turn. In an event Dave Meltzer describes as "The worst Royal Rumble in history", there was never more than Brock, and one other wrestler, in the ring at any one time. It is however a new record, as Lesnar becomes the first man to eliminate 29 competitors in a Royal Rumble.
>MEANWHILE
Elsewhere, Hulk Hogan has taken his Gawker Gold and become America's richest man by placing the entire fortune on the outcome of the CM Punk Mickey Gall UFC match (he correctly predicted that Punk would both piss himself AND cry as Gall popped his clavical clean in two).
Hogan has used the winnings to buy a controlling 51% share of WWE's publicly traded stock.
Hogan has awarded himself a lucrative contract with complete creative control
It is his decision that he will fight in the main event of Wrestlemania 33 - as the champion - and retain the title.
It is your job, as the hapless booker, to make this happen.
What do you do to stop Brock pulling Hogan's geriatric arms off? How do you prevent Hogan from ruining your promotion as he has ruined every other promotion in history?
tl;dr: Book A Hogan (c) Vs Lesnar main event for WM33, where Hogan wins.
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>>1664709
Yeesh brother
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>>1664709
Fingerpoke of Doom 2.0
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>In an event Dave Meltzer describes as "The worst Royal Rumble in history"
That sounds like the best RR in history actually. Brock just stiffing the fuck out of every manlet on the roster 1 by 1
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>when it's twenty to one and you realise it's time to run
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>When his height starts with 5 and you won't let him leave alive
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Seth "If he wears face paint, leaving in one piece he ain't" Rollins
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Seth "leaving little bitches with stitches" Rollins
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What was the GOAT Wrestlemania entrance?
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>>1664273
Rusev in the tank
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>>1664275
THIS!
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EDGE Wrestlemania 25 entrance was simple but awesome