ITT: Post wrestlers with GOAT entrances and themes
I'll start
>Bobby Roode
>Asuka
>Nakamura
>Bray Wyatt
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>Asuka
It's great but I don't think it's quite GOAT tier. Maybe if she brings back the spoopy paint
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Undertaker
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Obvious. There will never again be an entrance like his.
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A viewing of the UFC: Evolution of Punk 2016-08-26 00:44:43 Post No.1662403
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A viewing of the UFC: Evolution of Punk
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>be me 23 year old Chicago native
>decide to watch CM Punk's documentary "The Evolution of Punk"
>quickly realize it's not a documentary but some sort of reality TV thing like The Hills
>instantly start seething
>CM Punk struggles in training because he can't pick up on the techniques properly
>they immediately then have him have his first real practice fight
>gets rekt by an actual fighter who looked like he had to painfully hold back the whole time
>bunch of editing aswell to not show how CM Punk got taken down when he was just standing up or when they had to break the guy away
>they continue these practice fights in which he continues to lose
>Punk then eats donuts and stuff's himself in some steakhouse
>he then complains about being fat
>workout_montage.mp4
>AJ Lee does nothing but starts giving Punk compliments anytime the camera is on her
>really this is all she does
>Punk now calls generic bro stock character Dana White
>Dana tells how everyone has Punk's respect and that he knows he's working hard
>Punk replies about how he hasn't been going to training that much because he's so far away
>audience_laugh_track.mp3
>Punk then moves a new apartment to be closer to training but with some uninspired shenanigans including a stuck moving truck and some playful banter between AJ and Phil
>episode ends with Punk's dog leaving a huge endless streak of piss all over their new place while Punk just wipes it with his foot and some towel
Your thoughts on this "Documentary"
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tl;dr
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I kinda think CM Punk's fight is going to expose the UFC as fixed, something tells me the ending will be botched and people will notice it's fixed
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Phil is a mess.
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/bex/ - Becky Lynch General 2016-08-25 23:50:33 Post No.1662168
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New Gear Edition
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>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+
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>>1662168
So ugly
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AL SNOW ON WRESTLEMANIA 3 2016-08-25 23:46:11 Post No.1662159
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AL SNOW ON WRESTLEMANIA 3
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>Snow: "Wrestlemania 3, who had the best match?"
>Interviewer: Savage and Steamboat
>Snow: "No they didn't dumbshit! And that is the problem. Everyone says Steamboat and Savage had the best match on the show, they did not. Who sold the most tickets?"
>Interviewer: Hogan and Andre
>Snow: "Oh wow, 93 thousand people paid to see Hogan/Andre. 93 thousand people as great as they were, did not pay to see Savage/Steamboat. Therefore who had the best match on the show?
>Interviewer: Well they had the most important match
>Snow: "No they [Hogan/Andre] had the best fucking match because if they hadn't had that match their wouldn't be a business for me and you to talk about and thats the truth. 93 thousand people paid to see them, that makes it unequivocally the best match.
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Is he right?
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>>1662163
No, it's a case of "eat shit, millions of flies can't be wrong". Rock and Cena was the draw at mania, but Punk and Taker carried the show.
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>>1662159
Al Snow is one of the smartest people in the business even though he wasn't main-eventer tier. He also looks like he takes showers, hits weights, got some clues, and has sex on the regular now-a-days. I recommend watching his Hannibal TV shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv9GCaLlgl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8tCwiOWS2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buR-d4x0-no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHhWGe02EeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEeu3QIlv1I
>>1662163
Yes.
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Which female wrestler would be the biggest draw if they did porn? 2016-08-25 15:26:19 Post No.1660338
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Which female wrestler would be the biggest draw if they did porn?
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the little Indian boy
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I think Paige, but I would like to see Nikki
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Was he a draw?
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>>1660042
No. Xbox heat.
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>Sean Waltman was part of the Kliq because he was the gatekeeper who was a safe worker to wrestle with Scott Hall / Nash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL93wN2Q7W4
How much of a betafag is X-Pac?
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So his issues were like 99% in the gimmick right?
He moved to WCW and NWO and joined with the faction hanger-on gimmick. Then he returned to WWF and joined DX with the hanger-on gimmick. And then he RETAINED the faction hanger-on gimmick for the rest of his career there despite the faction turning on him and breaking up after a year or two. Why the fuck would you remain as X-Pac after DX breaks up? Why the fuck would you let your identity be tied to a faction to begin with?
Should have changed names and gimmicks post-DX. Maybe be some kind of handler / Paul Bearer type for Kane during the Kane & X-Pac days.
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The "where is Jinxy" Edition
I don't have all the links of the old pk threads, so post them if you have them.
Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EemFtE9V0R4
Wall-Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNNEhjxg-w0
Basic Landing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBs4NABgR6U
Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQSyEwQ-j3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuruwazmpI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNdVJABkc3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlAl0TVrsE
Also general freerunning and tricking thread
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I like this thread.
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Make /asp/ great again. Fuck all the wrestling fake threads
What is the fokus on your training atm guys?
I'm trying to practise my vaults and my roll to get better flow and my wall-up to get up higher obstacles.
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sorry man, not a lot of the old guard left
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TAKE
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A
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>>1658109
CLUE
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TRUMP 2016
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What is the best finisher?
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Razor's edge or Last Ride
Actual power moves, not this
>Let me do a triple corkscrew then flop right on your belly
type of shit
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Dirty deeds
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I think the Pedigree is pretty cool in concept, even though most people refuse to take it right.
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How is she so good?
>no botches
>best kicks in WWE
>great storylines with barely no talking
>the best NXT women's champion of all time
>charisma pouring out of her vagina
>best looking woman in pro wrestling
>probably strong foot game
B A S E D A S U K A
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>>1657352
>no botches
She wrestles like once every 2 months so plenty of rehearsal time
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>No botches
It's easy to look good in NXT when you're given the opportunity to rehearse your matches. Look at what happened with the NXT divas when they got called up
>Best looking woman in pro wrestling
Dumb weeb
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>>1657352
The only woman in the company that can actually wrestle, fact
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>1656345
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
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>>1656345
>PLEASE DON'T GIVE MY INDIE BRAIN ANOTHER CONCUSSION MIZ
What did he mean by this?
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Miz is going to feel really bad when he finds Josie in the enclosed pool area.
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Seth Rollins, you say you're a man who's injured 1,000 opponents
But you have actually injured 1,004
1. Sting
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2. Yourself
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3. John Cena
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4. Finn Balor
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/eternal skateboarding general/- sickcunt edition 2016-08-20 16:32:12 Post No.1622218
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>>1622218
> le autistic OP yet again
So fucking criingeworthy
You obviously have less of a life thsn the wresslefags
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>>1622218
WHOA SICKKKKK DOOOOD
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>>1622269
SHAKA BREH
GOAT
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>>1665081
I was really drunk last night and I pissed the bed... I washed the sheets but still can't get rid of the smell of piss... Is there any way I can get rid of it?
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>>1665097
fight it with a stronger smell
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>first fifteen minutes are boring back-and-forth moves
>obligatory crash through cage wall
>obligatory weapon spot
>Shane jumps
>match ends
Did anyone else find this match completely boring? It was just 30 minutes of fake looking fighting building up to one cool spot
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>>1664926
>i have the same opinion about this match as everyone else
good thread
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>>1664926
Shane has never been a pro wrestler but the boss' son trying to be a wrestling and Taker is old af and way past it, of course it wasn't a good match.
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>>1664926
Yeah it was shit.
Should've brought back some acceptable legend to win and legit retire Taker because that was the best place to do it.
>guaranteed a pop and happy ending despite retiring Taker because it ushers in the N E W E R A
>biggest Mania ever
>Shane takes control sensibly and not just "you're in control now despite losing"