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GOAT

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>multiple world championships
>great heel or face
>great talker
>great gimmick
>has had sex
>tall
>hot wife
>rich
>has his own show
>btfo'd the wwe
>cucked lethal
>has had 5 star matches
>fucked maria in her prime
>good looking
>great head of hair
>great finisher

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GOAT I know it, you know it, Austin knows it, rock knows it, hulk knows it, Vince knows it, hhh knows it, hbk knows it everybody knows it.

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>One day there was a man.
>This man was a dude.
>This dudes name was Chis Jericho and was WCW's most charismatic star.

During the peak of the Monday Night Wars, WWE bought Jericho from WCW and it was the greatest shit of all time.

>Here is a link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsBRImD0po [Embed]

See how great that was?
Jericho was WCW's Rock.
Jericho was as big if not BIGGER than said Rock.

The Rock was losing out to Jericho on Monday nights, and that's why Vince hired Jericho to go head to head with the Rock.

Anyway - Chris Jericho cut his hair and now sucks.

Everyone with long hair to have ever cut their hair off - have turned into shit.

>Metallica now sucks.
>Kevin Nash now sucks.
>Lenny Kravitz now sucks (although some say he always has)
>Miley Cyrus now sucks n looks like the beebz.
>Kurt Angle works for TNA (or did), etc...

Literally the only example of somebody cutting their hair off after it was long - and being successful - is stone cold.

Do not debate me.

All persons with short hair suck.

Jericho has not been popular since the day he cut his hair off.
Wtf was he even thinking?
The dude is in a band - a rock band of sorts.
The dude NEEDS long hair - it's not like he was goin bald.

So - Chris Jericho singlehandedly ruined his future by cutting his lochs off and being shit.
He lost 30% of his fans - the good fans - and only kept faggot kids around who don't know any better.

Chris Jericho looks like Bon fucking Jovi now.
In fact - he looks like Gordon Ramsey.

Gordon Ramsey is great.

Fuck Chris Jericho.

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Is Goldust one of the most underappreciated wrestlers ever? He has a fantastic moveset which bridges power and flippy shit well, is great on the mic and had one of the most unique gimmicks in the business when he was laying the transexual shit on thick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4z0-CNaJs

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He had a thousand rest holds

never drew one dime

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ITT: draws.

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Now that AJ Styles, Samoe Joe, and Shinsuke Nakamura are in WWE, who is the biggest star to never wrestle in the WWE?

My vote is Kurt Angle. I'd love to see him step foot in a WWE ring one day

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If you're asking who's that girl, it's Stephanie Mcmahon

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Daily reminder that BMJ has created more stars than anyone, including Vince and the writers themselves.

Superstars that Cena created:
Edge
CM Punk
AJ Styles
Rusev
Bray Wyatt
Randy Orton
Daniel Bryan
Cesaro
Kevin Owens
Seth Rollins
RVD
Bad News Barrett
The Miz
The Rock

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At what age do wrestlers specifically hit their prime? I know there's others factors like as in how long they've been performing but just asking in general

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Oh shit, I'm sorry Phil. April said that you were still pretend training.

Don't worry we won't take too long.

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>NO MR. /asp/ PLEASE NOT ANOTHER SMARKCRUSHER I SWEAR I'LL BE MORE HUMBLER FROM NOW ON

What did "Mr. Ego" CM Punk mean by this?

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For anyone wondering why these matches were shit

It's because Ambrose is gonna retire Jericho in about a year so they're saving all the cool spots for that match