HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES, LIKE OPEN DOORS
>>1664723
LEADING YOU DOWN INTO MY CORE
WHERE I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, WITHOUT A SOUL
MY SPIRIT'S SLEEPING SOMEWHERE COLD
Or are pinfalls and submissions going to be legal. Kinda new to this UFC thing, but it IS a traditional cage match, right?
>>1664643
no, every 5 minutes a new fighter enters the cage
>>1664643
>Kinda new to this UFC thing, but it IS a traditional cage match, right?
are you attempting to be funny?
>>1664643
>>1664648
FUCKING KEK
Does anyone else ever play WWE 2K16 as pic related and spend hours killing wrestlers under 6ft?
>>1664509
The smaller guys are way more fun to play as in games. Only Taker was great to play as because of that running DDT that would get the opponents bloody.
Yeah, I'm sure there's quite a few other insecure manlets on /asp/ for you to bond with OP
>>1664517
I'm 6'5 manlet
>July 2015 - Breaks John Cena's nose
>September 2015 - Ends Sting's career
>November 2015 - Hurts his knee, has to give up title
>November 2015 - May 2016 - out with said knee injury
>August 2016 - Injures Finn Balor, causing him to give up the title
>People still defend him and call Bret Hart bitter for criticizing him
How does he do it?
>>1664482
He's the architect
Bálor fucked up the bump and Sting's career was over for years before that.
>Bryan
>samoa joe
>cm punk
>rollins
All these people have hurt themselves and others non stop.
Reckon Vince and trips have ever talked about the indy style meme and how these guys dont work?
I can imagine them laughing about it during dinner.
How do I explain to my normie UFC watching friends that I want Punk to win so he can btfo an online community of unwashed manlet fatasses?
>>1664461
Just tell them up-front. Amiibos and bodypillows don't judge.
>>1664462
>>1664461
Ask them to stop fucking your girlfriend first
>You see randy... I will fued with you for no reason and still lose
>FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS
Now, what THE HELL did HE MEAN by THAT?
I'd feel bad for Bray being such a work horse jobber but then I remember how much he gets paid and how much of a neckbeard elitist he actually is irl
>>1664437
Name an elitist neckbeard opinion he has
>>1664440
Follow his twitter
If you could say anything to this man right now what would you say?
Your advice really helped me
>>1664374
Shower
Weights
Dimes
Clue
QUADS
11% think CM Punk is Bisexual
>>1664238
Should be 100% tbqhwyfam
>Yes, as far as we know, CM Punk is still alive
>>1664221
Take a shower
>>1664222
Hit the weights
>>1664226
Get a clue
Why haven't you pre ordered wwe 2k17 yet?
>>1664174
More excited for other games.
Persona 5, Pokemon Sun and Moon, The Legend of Zelda:Breath of the Wild,Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney:Spirits of Justice, etc.
>>1664180
18+
Because the graphics are shit. Why can games like UFC and TNA have such good graphics and WWE who gets the chance to make a game every single year, can never do it?
You hit these yet?
>>1664097
Yes I hit them and broke my hand why did you do this Nash.
I have to take a shower first
You took a shower first?
You got this yet?
Reminder: September Jani and Mod rights get revoked, and Jani's email and IP will be posted as a Sticky, tweeted by Hiro
>>1664072
Keep the discussion relevant please.
>Worked Marks
>Worked Smarks
>Worked Anti-Smarks
>Worked Vince McMahon multiple times
>Worked Eric Bischoff multiple times
>Worked Dixie Carter
>Worked Gawker
>Worked the FBI
>Worked Macho Man to the grave
>Worked Warrior until the day before he died, Warrior was so happy that he stopped getting worked he passed away
>Worked Shawn Michaels into losing a backstage politic war for the first time
>Worked Stone Cold into declining a match with him at 18, something that by his own admission he still regrets.
>Worked me by typing this
>Worked (You) by reading this
>>1663989
Hulk HoGOAT
>>1663989
>has worked everyone that has even heard of him into a shoot
>never jobbed to any fucker and always got the win back
Is he the greatest American to ever live?
>>1664111
>took down some shitty 'journalism' site
nobody can stop Hulkamania
he truly is a real American
Is there a better heel in the business than pic related?
He works the marks by his mere presence
>>1663972
Thugger is the GOAT though
>>1663974
This. One of the best heels of all time.
>>1663972
Slime Season is one of his best promos.
>>1663960
source?
>>1663962
the meltz
>>1663960
>The same fanbase he behind the scenes has no respect for
Get worked.