SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

>muh history
So when are Sasha and Charlotte fighting in an Inferno match then?

>smackdown live

>not even live

what did they mean by this

>>2047977
post ya micropenis bitch tits

I have not been paying much attention to this SD tbdesu with you lads
too
much
divashit
fourway should be legit tho

>>2047989
I'm waiting for a Buried Alive or a History on a Pole match

the entrance of HARPGOAT an the entrance of THE LONELY WOLF are similar or not?

It's Tuesday, that better mean Harper is going over.

Still waiting for a Bliss shirt wwe

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>tfw someone is SEETHING near me

>>2047977
Ziggler's gonna win this match.
Screencap this.

>kofi kingston
>black
He is pajeet

Why can't I have a qt. hick chick, /asp/?

>>2048005
Nope. Kek wills the Miz to win

Fatass BTFO for using a dating app
Based Farmers Only

>Uce on Talking Smack
This might be good

>>2048005
>i can read spoilers

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Nice to see mah boy Luke Harper looking strong

Miz just chillin

Based Fucking HarpGOD

They're still advertising a triple threat between Dean, Cena, and AJ with Ellsworth as a special guest referee in about a weak at my local coliseum.

I thought AJ was hurt, though?

>>2048011
Do you post on /soc/

>>2048008
Cuz you don't want none.

BASED HARPER CLEANING HOUSE

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>Miz's face

Please somebody screen cap that.

TOPE
SUICIDA

>>2047999
>History on a Pole match
Book it

>That dropkick
HARPGOAT

>>2048008

you need to be more country

>>2048021
Haha Vince worked ya kiddo. Ya got robbed. Ya got hoodwinked. Ya got fooled.

Based HarpGOAT, who the fuck /swamp/ here???

>JBL rigging on Jennifer Husband again
This will never get old

>>2048008
You will never have a Marie Kanker gf

>>2048021
he'll probably make it to that show

Tonight, AJ had to be taken off the show due to his ankle

>>2048008
same senpai

>>2048036
Only the OG posters from /wwe/sp/ would be /swamp/ here.

top fucking lel

nice bump harper!

>>2048021
Tweaked his ankle. He's been doing shows and live events since the rumble so he needs to rest. Besides remember all the clusterfuck that was WM32?

>>2048038
Marie hardly counts as a hick
she's barely a redneck

If Dubs based HarpGOAT will win WWE title

>>2048045
Get rekt faggot. My dean is winning

>>2048045
Fucking Useless

Miz always miss the last kick

HARPER AND DEANETTY HAVE THE SAME ATTIRE.

WTF I HATE LUKE HARPER NOW

>that big boot

nice

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>>2048045
>off by one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you had 1 fucking job

>>2048044
fuck you mate you took away HarpGOAT's chances of winning

DEAN MARK

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Is the Miz stealing Daniel Bryan's moves going to pan out into a feud or is this just a really really long cocktease for nothing?

>>2048046
Where did you go?

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>>2048045

DELETE THIS!

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>>2048036

I am one with the green

>>2048046
Only thing that jobber is winning is a trip to the midcard

>>2048052
if you can't score the dubs, leave it to someone who can, scrub

so what's the deal with ambrose? i get that his character is "unstable," but that would only be intimidating if he was 7 feet tall and muscular, or if his character had some unnatural element to him (like undertaker or sting or something), but he's just a regular dude, so he ends up seeming to be more of a creepy guy on the bus or something. why did they decide this was a good character for him to take on?

>>2048055
I was at your side all along.

>>2048054
They have been "feuding" moron.

terrible match

deannetty ruining another match yet again

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>>2048045
Come again?

>>2048058
Ya couldn't win the toy out of a cereal box because of ya pig trotter hands

harper is so fucking based
/ourguy/ for damn sure

Harper carrying this all the way or what guys damn

>>2048066
Jesus fucking christ

How tall are you and your gf /asp/

dead crowd

can hear a pin drop

Hahaha Miz got played

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>mfw Orton comes out and helps HARPGOAT win

AH LOVE IT

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REEEEEEEEE FUCK DEAN

>>2048073
6'7" me
5'4" her

Fuck I thought Dean won for a moment

>>2048060
it worked when he was heel in shitty bingo halls.
not like this. guy just cant hang, at least like this

>>2048044
Okay white trash then

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>>2048073

I'm 5'7". She's 5'11"

>>2048066
SAVED

>>2048073

6'0" me
5'6" her

Fill me in on what has happened so far lads

>>2048066
REDEMPTION DUBZ

>>2048081
*4'7"

>>2048073
Me - 5'9
Her - 0'0

>>2048073
6"10 me
5"0 her

>>2048088
willing to bet 60 bucks that you're 5'11"

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>>2048089

>>2048073
5'7" me
5'5" her

>>2048092
Manlet seething

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>>2048093
Are you me?

Kayfabe height 7'0"
Shoot height 5'1"

>>2048100
>EXPOSED

>>2048073
Me 6'1"
She 5'4"

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>>2048066

Of my boy Luke wins the belt I'll cum tribute him. Screencap this

Is Luke the GOAT getting over??? Why is SD so based???

>>2048066
ONE MORE TIME. HARPGOAT WINS IT

>>2048073
I'm 5'8". She's 5'11".
It's cool though cause all her male friends are tall too. Like 6'4" or something.

>marines
>army
>air force

Who is the Janetty?

>>2048094
Thats a pretty big hand you got there pal. You from Chernobyl or something?

>>2048073
5'11" me
5'8" her

>>2048089
Ellsworth fucked Maryse's asspussy while they both interfered in the match. Then Bray and Orton came out and ran a train on Ellsworth. SmackGOAT.

>>2048073
I'm 5'8" she's nonexistent

Is based HarpGOAT finally getting pushed or is he gonna do a filler feud with Deanetty?

>>2048073
5'2" me
5'4" her

>>2047977
Alan Thicke has died bros. Also I learned that Boner died years ago and his body was found raped in Stanley Park in Vancouver

>>2048112
Chair force by far

dean is getting btfo by ziggler and will never be in the world title picture again

>>2048109
GET IT TOGETHER ANON

>>2048112
Navy

deannetty is about to get fired

When did AJ face Dolph?

>>2048118
>>2048109
Let's push the mememagic. HarpGOAT needs it.

>>2048073
5'10" me
6'4" him

Dolph wins btw

>>2048129
S M A C K D O W N
A
C
K
D
O
W
N

>>2048129
Stop compensating for your small dick. This is an SD thread faggot. HarpGOAT is making wrestling great again.

I thought they were gonna do the Doomsday Device

>>2048119

That's cute, as long as you aren't both fat fucks.

>>2048127
For a title oportunitie or something like that in sd

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>>2048129
Are you "her"?

>>2048118
>>2048123
>>2048128
KEK WILLS A HARPGOAT CHAMPION

>>2048120

Boner was on a podcast for awhile too and was GOAT

>>2048112
coast guard

that was the gayest sequence of pins I've witnessed recently

>Malfunction at the junction
Mauro pls

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thoughts on this waifu

>>2048131
I'd fucking hate it if he did

Luke Harper is carrying this match holy shit

HARP THE FUCKING GOAT

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

C'mon HarpGOAT. Make me believe in this again.

BOTCH
BOTCH
BOTCH

>>2048146
:+)

>people booing dean for kicking out

BTFO

>>2048139
HE WILLS IT

gay predictable ziggler victory boring..

where was spoopy wyatts

HARPGOAT OVER AS FUCK

Well shit

>>2048155
MEME MAGIC, GIVE US HARPGOAT

unironically rooting for ziggler so there's no more elllsworth shit

I really don't want to watch Dean or Ziggler V AJ again.
Raw won

FUCK
NO
THIS IS GAY
I HATE THIS SHIT

I'm out

>>2048136
we are both super tiny, my mom calls us pixies

FUCKING WHY
FUCK DEANNETTY AND DOLPHNETTY

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR MATES

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A-at least they made GOAT look strong r-right??

REMOV JEANS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2048145
isn't that the goth from Danny Phantom?

>ziggler or dean
>again

THE SHOW OF OPPORTUNITY

this fucking joke

fuck em both

Now watching, gonna recap later.

What's the stip and what's the actual match? Is Luke "Our Guy" Harper finally getting pushed?

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>match ruined
Should've been Ziggler eliminated 2nd.

NO FASHION POLICE
NO HARPGOD
NO NOTHING

Crowd ded since Harpgoat out.

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FUCKING JUST FUCK YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE DEAN THIS RIGHT HERE WAS YOUR ONLY GOOD MOMENT

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This shit again.

Rooting for Ziggles.

Time to cancel that wwe subscription

Mam Mia!!

Based harpgoat putting over fresh new talent

>>2048176

Number one contender

GOAT carried all of these plebs

Based Dean working the fatties

Dean needs to stay off the turnbuckle

Unless the opponent is on the ground and he's doing an elbow drop, he needs to stop trying

what fucking retard books smackdown lmao

You can see that the public died when Harper left
they are bored of Dean / Ziggler / AJ formula

In the long term I'd rather Dolph lose a throwaway feud than HarpGOAT

It's just wasting time until Styles feuds with Taker or Cena

Hopefully Harper can take the belt off of Cena, those two always have great matches

cuckter BTFO

>>2048190
Vince McMahon

Based Miz saving us from more Deanetty

BOOOOORING
BOOOOOORING
BOOOOORING

>>2048190
ITS ME /ASP/

FUCK I'M SO TIRED OF ZIGGLER

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WE DID IT ZIGGLERBROS

>>2048053
Jewbacca my nigga hows it been

>>2048195
this

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>YFW

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>HarpGOD eliminated
>Dean eliminated
Rate this Smackdown lads.

lol... never watching smackdown ever again

Ziggler seemed the obvious win.

There weren't gonna give us AJ/Dean again, were they?

>ziggler
aj/miz title for title would've been GOAT

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>>2048202
>there's noone around

on the bright side, bmj is coming back soon

>>2048207
"You get nothing! You lose!"/10

>>2048202
I'm sure all five of you are so excited.

>>2048207
Where's the kiwi?

7/10

btw lince dorado vs mustafa ali is pretty lit on 205 live tonight

short but good

I'm glad if wasn't Dean. Tired of seeing that dude.

literally why did they give that retard swann the cw title

>>2048207
First 1:30 8/10
last 30 mins 3/10

Based Ziggles

>>2048210
Fucking this, why can't they have two heels go at it?

>>2048207
Ziggler vs AJ again is an automatic Raw wins/10

>>2048207
5
Better than RAM, but that's obvious. Not good, though.

That's fine. It's just wasting time until Undertaker/Cena come back.

Give HarpGOAT his time when it's right.

>>2048203
We need to finna take back /wwe/ from tripneet and bretslime baka

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>>2048215
This?

Wanted to use a new bird gif.

5/10. American Alphas and Harper losing ruined it for ne

>>2048221
Smackdown is getting away with enough shit as is. If they go any further Vince is gonna clamp down

On the plus side, Ziggles and Styles for the title is going to be a fantastic match.

>>2048231
It's already been done and was actually pretty boring.

>>2048230
Over Miz VS BMAJ? get the fuck outta here, the build up and wants would be top tier

Vince is a fucking idiot

>>2048226
This, those dwarfs are obsolete compared to us.

>>2048218
>"sir people are getting tired of TJ vs brian and 6 man tag teams"
>"who else is known in the cruiserweights?"
>"just that black guy with the catchy theme"

>>2048202
Yeah
Fuck the rest of /asp/ honestly

>>2048234
*Bants

>>2048221
the miz already has a fucking title

he shouldn't have been in the match to begin with

>number one contender and a confirmed alpha Chad trump supporter
Could ziggler be, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>2048240
>implying he couldn't have both
>implying it hasn't been done before

BASED MIZ DESERVES HIS SHOT

I'm really tired of Ziggler to be honest. He's still trying to be a knockoff Shawn Michaels

>have to wait till raws failed manlet division is finished for talking smack
FUCKING PUT THESE LITTLE TWERPS BACK ON MONDAYS

>>2048235
We should call em out kek

>Jack Gallagher
Only reason I bother with 205

>>2048245
no he definitely does deserve a shot but he's busy right now

>>2048255
BUSY WITH WHAT? GETTING SCREWED BY BRYAN?

it's disgusting the way dean is being buried, he's so obviously the future of the company that I must think something else is going on

>>2048258
Have sex pinhead

>>2048258
>Getting worked by Talking Smack

So I just started to watch wrestling again after being away for a month. Could someone tell me why cruiserweights have their own show now?

>>2048260
Screw off Cuckter

>>2048263
Get a clue doofus

>>2048264
HE'S GETTIMG SCREWED

>>2048265
more network views

based tajiri

>Tajiri soon

Based

How many Daivari are there in this business

lince dorito vs gran metalik when

>Mustafa Ali has a SJW gimmick

BASED TAJIRI

Is /asp/ just 2-3 guys samefagging with different vpns.

It seems suddenly everyone leaves the moment smackdown ends.

>This is how Rocky 2 ended

that headscissors was real nice

>Noam shorter than Alicia

THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS MANLET

>>2048317
He's like a male Alexa, only less fuckable

Is Jack Gallagher one of the only reasons to watch 205Live?

>>2048322
Lince and Metalik whenever he shows up

Tozawa and Taijiri can be fun if they can pair with people who matches their style

Kendrick for his Miz impressions


So yes, Gallagher is the only worthwhile one

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I'm just going to leave this here

Honestly the more I see Rich Swann the more I like him. Brian Kendrick is also worth seeing

>Scottish
>Jewish
>manlet

Why hasn't he killed himself?

>>2048328
Broken Matt Hardetty wouldn't work in WWE

>>2048337

Why haven't you killed yourself?

>Kendrick with that shit eating grin
He's the only good talker and only good heel in this "division"

>>2048337
post micropenis you cuckold

>>2048339
Ya mess with one of us you mess with all of us
don't mess with deangod or ya gonna get hit

>>2048347

FILTERED
I
L
T
E
R
E
D

>bought a 4k TV
>WWE Network doesn't have native 4k
welp at leas it looks a bit better

>>2048359
How much are they? Looking to upgrade sometime in the future

>>2048361
google.com

>205 got cut down
Talking Smack time

>>2048330
Rich Swann is quickly becoming my favorite desu senpai

>>2048361
got a 50" LG for 400 bucks on bestbuy, it was on sale tho

Daniel Bryan: "Man Smackdown really into fisting"

-dead silence-

Renee's sex hair...

>>2048361
Don't listen to him >>2048362
Use bing.com

>>2048370
>Dean took out his frustration out on her pussy instead of beating her like Austin would have

Not sure if based or not

>>2048372
Bill please

>>2048370
Dean railed her after he lost. Probably opens every time

Renee can't spell opportunity,does she have speech problem.

Dean confirmed not cute

James Ellsworth vs. AJ styles for the WWE championship at mania mark my words

Based GOAT putting over HarpGOAT

>>2048380
She has a lisp so that doesn't help

>>2048380
No but ya have a height problem ya vertically challenged doofus

Is Dean on Total Divas?

Is talking smack always so awkward?

he brought up jannetty

>Michaels
>Janetty
Uce please

Based USOS

>>2048392
He will be on tomorrow

DEAN KEKED AGAIN

>Broski injured
FUCK
U
C
K

>Bryan straight up forgeting VaudeVillains
The state of these two poor bastards

So Renee leaving WWE ? it's her last talking smack

>Jordan got tased
lolwot

>>2048411
If that's not a sign of things to come i don't know what is

Does Alexa have side plates or not? It doesn't look like she does

>>2048422
Transitional champ

>>2048418
https://www.instagram.com/p/BN-GM3ijvQ7/

just found it

>>2048426
Pretty based

Fuck Ryder's injured.

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>>2048447
Fuuuck I thought that might have happened because he seemed pissed off after Mojo came down to congratulate him.

>>2048347
post your tiny cut kike micropenis

>>2048195

>John Cena
>Losing to Luke Harper

Not in this universe