Time for a Miz TV segment
>WWE is currently taping tonight's SmackDown from Washington, DC. It will air on a slight tape delay due to the Tribute to The Troops tapings. Below are live spoilers:
>* SmackDown opens with James Ellsworth, Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon backstage
>* WWE Champion AJ Styles is out for MizTV. Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler both interrupt. Miz lays out Ziggler with a Skull Crushing Finale. Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Miz. Luke Harper is out next. He drops Ambrose and stares Styles down. A Fatal 4 Way elimination match is announced with the winner facing AJ on December 27th
>* Carmella defeated Natalya with a small package. Nikki Bella was on commentary
>* Zack Ryder wins the #1 contenders battle royal for his team. Heath Slater accidentally eliminated Rhyno at one point
>* SmackDown Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. enhancement talent never happens because Bliss is above this. Becky Lynch comes out and wants her rematch. Shane McMahon makes the match for right now
First for Based AJ
>>2047213
inb4 rawtist janitor deletes the thread
>>2047213
fuck the jannies
CRINGE opening segment, and aj vs ellsworth postponed.
Well lads RAM wins this week.
AJ's hair is too long now
AJ and Miz tag title run when?
>smackdown wins again
send it back to fridays already
I'm at SD now, crowd just booed the shit out of Deanetty when he pinned Harper
>2047225
>>2047216
RAM was good last night but it seems Smackdown still wins again!
>>2047220
>>2047221
wtf is their prob?
.
Anyway, i didnt realize green shirt front row man is at smackdowns too? does this man never stop? wtf
Remember when AJ knocked the Miz's tooth out
miz and aj being friends is so cute
Crowd is dead
>>2047225
this
That moron announcer spoiled the entire main event by saying there will be a battle royal tonight for the #1 contender spot hahahahaha
>>2047242
oh yeah
Holy shit we have a real dead crowd again
>Miz vs. AJ
Oh ho ho ho
>dem thigh-high boots on Maryse
>>2047243
Smacks 2 best.
if harper joined this segment, i could go to bed early
Based Miz Dog working the hicks
>>2047238
>RAM was good last night
wipe your butt stinko
>>2047225
Being this mad
Universal and US title in one match, and now this. SMACKDOWNS CONFIRMED COPY CATS
BMAJ vs BMM
>>2047238
>RAM was good last night
I skimmed through it looked garbage
>I'm above it
>stands up
>literally
ITS THE LUNATIC MAGGLE
NO I ENJOYED THEM BEING FRIENDS
>Deannetty
fuck off already
Come out and superkick Dean
FUCK
OFF
DEAN
>I'm gonna make the WWE World Championship Great Again
MAD MAN
A
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M
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N
>paper champions
I don't think Ziggler know what that means
I was counting down the days for Ambrose to debut on wwe. I watched all the Moxley promos and was super hyped. When he came out with the Shield I marked so hard.
But he fucking suuuuucks so bad now. Anyone w me
>Deanetty
>Miz
Come on, Smack, don't do this to us
>TLC was supposed to end the feud between Dolph and Miz
lol jk
Is "paper champion" the new meme?
>>2047238
>giving RAM any benefit of the doubt
You're not a broski.
>Deanetty
>Dolphetty
SJWdown ruined already. Raw wins this week.
based DEANO
>paper champions
Dolph, stop using words when you don't know what they mean
HARPGOAT
>Wyatts in the title picture
ITS HABBENING
OH SHIT HARPGOAT AS WWE CHAMPION
NOW HOLD UP PLAYA
IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN LIKE DAT
WE ARE GONNA HAVE A TAG TEAM MATCH TONIGHT
MIZ AND AJ VS DEAN AMBROSE AND DOLPH ZIGGLER
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
>>2047253
you got your wish
I would not mind Harper taking the title desu
BASED HARPGOD
>>2047253
RU U A WIZARD
>RAM
>>2047286
Which one, WWE or IC?
>new Wyatt cutoff
>HarpGOAT going for the WWE World Championship
Hold me.
>HARPGOAT SAVING THE SEGMENT
>HARPGOAT SAVING THE SEGMENT
>HARPGOAT SAVING THE SEGMENT
>HARPGOAT SAVING THE SEGMENT
>Ziggler buried hard
>Rivalry for the ages
>end of the line
TOP KEK Stop lying wwe
>good opening segment
>based AJ and Miz being bros
>Deano comes out
>starts ripping shit up
>fucking Dolph ruins it
>>>>BASED MIZZO BURIES THAT BOY INTO THE DIRT
IS HE
DARE I SAY
/OUR A-LISTER/?
>>2047253
Goodnight
Fucking Ziggler came down and got his ass beat in 4 seconds
Why the fuck does anyone care about him anymore jej
>MUH HISTORY interrupting Smackdown now
>>2047290
both
>>2047276
>IRONWOMEN MATCH
>>2047276
>rawtists are this thirsty for a W
get a grip loser take your L and go home
>>2047296
Yes
where my /a-listers/ at
haven't watched wrestling for 15 years
anyone else think the music they're using these days is a little too poppy (the smackdown theme and ziggler's theme for example)?
i can't imagine anyone getting pumped listening to this music
i like sheamus' theme, though
>>2047292
legit who
>>2047293
This
Fuck WWE creative
Why wasn't that Bray? They're defending freebird, right? Bray should be the one going for the world championship.
When will Raw realize no one likes Charlotte or Banks? Will they ever?
>>2047285
>>2047288
>>2047297
Well shit..
No worries I'm staying bros. Too hyped for sleep now
Miz is unironically OUR GUY
>>2047295
Oh good. i wasn't the only one laughing at that. We all know Charlotte is going to win, then lose it in a week or so.
>>2047276
You automatically lose a month every time womens """""wrestling""""" main events raw
>Suicide Squadetty
>>2047306
wrestling as you know it is very dead
What the fuck? I thought this Miz vs Ziggler feud was over.
>>2047306
Probably
They need more variety to their themes. We'll never get something like this today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYPVRgyw1A
>>2047312
>has sex
>has a clue
>hits the weights
literally couldn't be further from /ourguy/
>Trump rally and Smack on the same time
ultra comfy right now
>>2047310
Let me rephrase when will "Mick" realize this?
AJ probably isn't wrestling tonight.
>>2047321
Woah woah woah man. Agree to disagree.
>>2047324
he shouldn't have been wrestling every week anyways
overexposed champs has been an issue for years
>>2047276
How desperate are you faggots?
I wish Wyatts go the Ministry of Darkness route and conquer all the titles
Big Laff Bryan
A CONDOM JOKE, REALLY DANIEL?
>>2047327
I think he might still be injured or they're being very cautious.
>>2047307
18+
Please have sex.
THATS NOT PG DANIEL
>Daniel Bryan with a condom joke
Harper vs AJ for WWE title
PLEASE WWE
>>2047216
>A Fatal 4 Way elimination match is announced with the winner facing AJ on December 27th
Better not be fucking Ambrose again
BASED PRINCESS OF STATEN ISLAND TIME
GET HYPE MY BROS
Who is pushing for all of these Divas matches?
THICC NATTIE
>A
>FUCKING
>PINK
>LEAF
Do washington government officials watch wwe
Finally biig pops Carmella
>dead fucking silence EVERY time Carmela is in the ring
How many weeks do we have to suffer this talentless hack until she's released?
I know the charisma bar for the Hart family is pretty low, but Nattie takes it to a new level with her acting and promo skills.
Say it with me, now
HOLY
What is carmellas gimmick intendd to be?
>that silence whenever Carmella comes out
fire this cunt already
>that condom joke
bryan's still got it
>>2047348
Librarian
So Dean won't because ellsworth right? There is no way he can be going against AJ again right?
>>2047343
They will now with Based Trump in the office
>>2047348
guido
>Carmella
>Literally zero pop
>tfw Deanetty is gonna win that Four-way
I like carmella
>>2047337
I'd be so torn.
I'd want them to feud for a year
>carmellanetty literally no crowd reaction again
>>2047347
FUCKING
>>2047338
Who's facing Miz? I'd love Harpgoat to have a run with the intercontinental belt again but they won't have heel vs heel
oh my fuuuuuuuck I do not care about this thicci vs carls jrella. bullshit
>>2047341
Alright I'm not the only one who noticed
>>2047337
Don't get my hopes up anon.
>yfw Cena is revealed as the person who attacked Nikki
>>2047348
Smack talker moon walker
>>2047359
...why
the wyatts are so fucking boring
>>2047348
A man with a plan
-Carmella
+EVA Marie
>>2047361
YUUUUUMMMMM
>>2047348
mtf tranny
>The main event of SS featured two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order
Feels good to be a RAWlpha
>>2047369
Harper is fucking wild though, anon.
The guy could shine on his own
>>2047348
But they're 6 years too late
#EqualPay
Smokers should be allowed to make as much as non smokers
>>2047375
>RAWlpha
You automatically lose if you use that word
>>2047375
>ywn be this mad
Feels good.
>>2047375
>>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order
But the Raw tag titles are Bronze
>>2047381
fuck off cuckter
>>2047378
wtf i hate coorporations now
>>2047375
>>2047377
Who the fuck is that ugly bitch in the middle. I don't remember her.
>nonsmokers earn more money
>therefore if you quit smoking you'll make more money
are these commercials for retards
>>2047253
Meme magic! Sleep well!
>>2047375
Nice to see you don't have a brain so you are able to accommodate the entire SmackDown roster in your head rent free
>>2047375
>30 minute ironwoman match
>>2047381
Pungent
>>2047388
Deena
by the time she joined the mod on /sp/ stopped letting us have jersey shore gamethreads
I wonder if Carmella's a liar.
>>2047389
with my not smoking and white male privilege I should be able to walk into any financial office building and get 300K starting easily right?
Mauro please
Which brand of cigarettes do you boys prefer.
>>2047348
they realized they hadn't milked the jersey shore long enough to just make you hate the bellas, so they gave you carmella as an extra
>>2047396
She is
sauce- natty
>>2047399
I prefer vaping
If this is how Carmella screams now, I hate to be Cass during sex
>>2047367
>dry snitch
Otunga has no idea what dry snitching is
>>2047401
I wonder if Carmella's pathetic.
>>2047399
Whatever JBL is smoking
>carmella dry snitching
>she literally straight snitched
get this byron saxton ass nigga outta here
>Nikki commentating the match
>Carmella's screams are still louder
>>2047399
all damn night
Damn that was some nice bouncing
Has there ever been a wrestler that did a military press michinoku driver?
>>2047401
Really? When did she say that?
>>2047410
What's the difference between the regular and the X-tra brands?
>Carmella wins
Does that mean that she's telling the truth?
>natty losing somehow discredits her story
a woman must write for the diva shit
>yfw eva marie attacked nikki just to tear the division apart
SHE IS THE MASTER PLANNER
Tranny wins
>>2047417
The rate at which the cancer develops
>>2047418
They're gonna have a lie-der match to decide who was telling the truth
>>2047420
Where the fuck is she
>>2047420
Lord I hope so
>Based Breezango will never get the push they deserve
Life is suffering.
>>2047417
X-tra is marketed towards the Monster guzzling kiddies
What if Brie attacked Nikki so she can keep her lonely ass company at home
I really want a Gay Coppers vs Brayy Snek feud
>>2047417
The xtra is usually cheaper for one.
and the taste is noticeably different. The regular mint sort of has a flat mint taste, while xtra has more...idk of a "wintermint" kind of taste.
>>2047424
SECURITY FOOTAGE ON A POLE MATCH
>>2047428
This but Ascension
>>2047420
BASED EVA DOES IT AGAIN
>>2047435
Lie detector strap match
>>2047436
Ascension got a video package last week
Their time is coming
>>2047431
could be funny if they did a callback to that time Nikki said
>I WISH YOU DIED IN THE WOOOOOMB
>>2047428
Breeze deserves a push off of a fucking skyscraper. Fandango is pretty based tho desu.
>>2047428
>tfw Breezango mark
>tfw Hype Bros mark
>tfw Ascension mark
>tfw one-half of the Vaudevillians mark
>>2047420
>Doesn't wrestle a match
>Schemes a way to the championship
book it
>>2047444
Which half
>>2047447
Aiden EnGOAT
>>2047444
Don't worry mate, Hype Bros got it tonight
>>2047439
eh I wouldn't say MORE. It could be, it's just a bit of a different flavor. It's almost like a wintergreen-mint to me. It does seem to have more flavor, so could be though.
sexy cops is the best gimmick in wwe history
Who's the jannety? Fandango or Breeze?
>Using the undercarder to sell WWE network
Way to lose subs
>Taker gong
Fuck you for making me mark
>>2047449
This, they going to win this.
Screencap this lads. :^)
What if it turns out that natty was actually telling the truth and it ended up being Asuka or Mikie James?
>>2047452
Fandango has a victory at Wrestlemania
>>2047454
Cancelling my subscription as we speak
>>2047452
Breeze but not by much
Fandango has a win over Jericho for some reason
tom is the cutest
Why is Tom here for fucks sake
>>2047460
>Over Jericho
What a strange ride
What if Nikki attacked herself?
Don't trust anybody, not even yourself.
Why is the Navy sitting behind the commentators
>>2047470
Tribute to the Troops
>>2047452
I used to think fandango had charisma. He did ok as...whoever his gimick was in nxt.
but they literally seem to both be janettys.
Fandango literally came from some trailor park in maine in the middle of nowhere. Should have been some factory worker and just drove to some wrestling school and did well. Kind of a cool story.
.
.
also
>advertising cenas return.
well there goes any surprise
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
:D
That Geralt costume fits Cena almost perfectly to be honest
That Leslie Gorilla is disgusting, And why does she move her head so much?
Not even BMJ could save SNL
>le fat gay comedian
Who's this fat spic?
>>2047468
At that same Wrestlemania Mark Henry went over Ryback
DUDE MEXICANS LMAO
:D
BIG MATCH JOHN SOON BROS
Fug
:DDDDD
Kassius Ohno got so fat
>Leslie Jones
>gabriel
It's over Raw won
Holy fuck Carter is on SmackDown
Gabriel Iglesias is not the way to save Apollo Crews, Creative.
>uranus
>what are you 12
based fucking miz working the fat dorks
Oh shit did miz just say the F word?
did miz say fucking
BASED MIZ BTFO FATSO
That wasn't as bad as I expected
>Cenaetty
Smackdown ratings about to plummet.
>>2047490
KEK
>>2047491
Give him this theme, that's how we'll save him
https://youtu.be/VUBJzbyD2tE
Miz is my favourite wrestler right now
>>2047486
Thinner than he used to be, though.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED 4 MOTHERFUCKERS ON COMMENTARY NOW REEEEEEEEEEE
>>2047213
>iglesias trying to barter with Trump's friends to arrange a deal to save his ass from the Wall
Topkek
just got here
what I miss
pretty good segment desu
HYPE
>>2047490
Savage
>carter on smackdown
>>2047505
Auska was the one that attacked Nikki
>>2047508
Saved, thank you
>>2047367
That explains why we couldn't see it.
The Hype Bros is gayer than a gay cop duo gimmick. Who approved of this dumbass idea?
Ryders tagalong seems decent too, what a shame
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>>2047499
>>2047508
>laughing a-listers
Miz got fucked idk what show you guys are watching
>>2047500
>he wasnt a miz fan during real world/road rules times
fuck off the bandwagon jimmy comelately
So which one of you was that guy trying to get into Maryse's house?
>>2047518
Everyone gets to enjoy the same segment
How does Smackdown do it
>>2047518
>This guy though Uranus was a quality joke
Poor kid
>>2047520
;)
>>2047522
Ziggler
He just wants to touch the title again
>>2047522
>implying that it was real
So, I'm watching Smackdown on fox sports 3 in my country
>all these racing ads
jesus, I didn't realize how much apathy I had for this stuff until now
>>2047522
Morrison he wants revenge against Mike for janettying him
>>2047508
kek
>>2047527
you misspelled "titties"
>>2047527
>Being such a faggot he wants a piece of plaster over that Quebec prime pussy
It fits
>>2047522
I don't watch reality shows marketed to women please kill yourself cuck
>>2047526
This is how I know you are cuckter
>>2047522
Me, I want to tell Maryse how I feel, but I'm too autistic to go to a live event
BASED SEXY COPS
>>2047526
post micropenis Cuckter
fuck rhyno is fat as fuck now
>>2047522
>>2047504
pls respond
BASED
GAY
ROZZERS
Why does Zack have matching gear with AA?
Also Based Mojo Removing Gotchetty
wtf is this mess?
Damn, Gotch STILL getting punished
Oh Gotch
>Gotchetty eliminated first
How long will he be punished for fighting with Sin Cara?
>the state of simon gotch
BMJ coming to Smack on DEC 27th lads!
>>2047531
/cabalga/?
YOU TALK AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE BUT THE BRAGGING NEVER ENDS
Poor Gotch.
Even the both of the fucking Ascension lasted longer.
>>2047557
CABALLLLLGA
>Gotch buried while I was taking a piss, apparently?
what the fuck did simon gotch do
Gotch already eliminated.
Damn,
why no uce tho
I thought Alpha guy was throwing out his partner
>Gotch
>Catch 22
I really need to read this book
>>2047565
no one wants to see them
>>2047565
jimmy´s injured
>>2047561
Got his ass kicked by Sin Cara
Viktor and Aiden English should team up seeing as they're both the Michaels of their team.
They also both come from legendary wrestling families
>>2047560
>lo eliminaron mientras escribía el comentario
> r.i.p Vaudevillians y Ascension
>>2047556
Nah, he's too busy with fucking pistachio commercials and snl.
Broski is bullying Tyler Breeze a lot tonight
This is too much of a cluster fuck, they need to pick up the pace, at least the guys who aren't going out soon.
>that WHIFFED punch from Viktor to Heath Slater
jesus, he doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?
James Wyatt when?
>>2047573
>Viktor
What family?
>>2047561
>>2047584
He's the son Neidhart's never had
Last graduate of the Hart dungeon
This is the closest the Ascension will ever get to the rumble
This is an absolute trainwreck.
Why do these commercials give a fuck if tobacco companies make money? why do they hate so much?
hard fuckin dubstep tho
>>2047605
Cancer is retarded bro. Get over it.