SMACKDOWN not-Live GAME THREAD 2: KNOW YOUR ROLE

why did you steal a tripfags name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E66dVx9LbrA

What do you lads think of Carter's budding musical career?

>RHYNO ELIMINATED BY SLATER

RIP

GO SEXY COPS

GO SEXY COPS

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>Slyno break up imminent

Rhyno looks weird as fuck without his spicstache

RIP Gable

LOL HAHAHA HEATH THE SILLY GOOSE JUST ELIMINATED HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER!!!

BOTH THE GAY COPS ARE STILL IN.
PLEASE WWE

BMJ coming to Smack Dec. 27th lads. Record HIGHS incoming.

>>2047564
bump limit isn't 300 anymore, kiddo

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>>2047564
SLATER ELIMINATED RHYNO
SLYNO BTFO

Say it with me lads
GAY COPS
A
Y

C
O
P
S

>Gay Cops vs Wyatts

Hmmm

Would phil murphy be a good NJ governor?

Who are the gay cops? I barely watch wrestling anymore.

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FASHION POLICE FOR CHAMPS

HYPE BROS GOING TO WINS THIS AND YOU KNOW IT

SCREENCAP THIS :DDDD

>>2047608
they fashion police nigga

home advisor advert milf looks yummy

>>2047607
Vincent Curatola for NJ Governor.

>>2047608
they are WWEPD officers who also are attracted to men

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WE ARE ACHIEVING NEW LEVELS OF CLUSTERFUCKERY

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NOOOO, NOT MY BOY MOJO. IN HIS HOMETOWN NO LESS

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>>2047610
we've all seen the spoilers, broski

>Konnor is still in
Wew

SAVE
US
BREEZE

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https://discord.gg/YDd55

>>2047624
>now

no one will ever care about american alpha

>>2047629
Kurt Angle coming back to the WWE and he will team up with them to be the leader.

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>>2047619
First the tag titles then the World Championship soon.

MEME MAGIC WILL HAPPEN

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vaudevillains didn't stand a chance

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Breeze is so based fuck vince for not liking him

if carter and bretcuck were in a team they'd be called Un-American Beta

Raw vs smackdown,who may win the royal rumble
strawpoll.me/11871742

>All these "literally who" tag teams.

Youre deluded or retarded if you dont admit raw has the better tag team division

did konnor actually just get some heat

Ascension looking strong, really

>>2047629
Melzer is seething

What would /asp/ name a Breeze and Konnor tag team?

THE ASCENSION PLS WIN
JUST ONE PLEASE

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>Konnor looking this strong

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>2047635
Is that Gallagher,

>>2047640
>literally just the new day

what's the name of the gay cop tag team?

>>2047631
people will care about kurt, not american alpha.

>>2047624
kitty kat seems cute do they have a discord bf or erp partner?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2047649
Downtown Pounders

>>2047649
WWEPD

>>2047651
PHG is their bf

BREEZE IS GORGEOUS

HYPE

>>2047649
I think it's literally Fashion Police

>>2047649
American Alpha

WOO
WOO
WOO

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Imagine how much better that would have felt if Zack's theme played instead of the Hype Bros noise.

BULLSHIT

GAY COPS DESERVED THIS

FUCKING PREDICTABLE SHIT

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WOO WOO WOO

>>2047649
The Ascension

>Hype bros beat Wyatt's

MUH DICK
THAT JEWISH VAG WILL BE MINE

The biggest problem with Smackdown is that I like almost everyone so I can never decide who to root for

Belt looks good on Bliss desu

>>2047644
Hottie and the Nottie

>>2047663
Ohhhh radio

That was a clusterfuck, but still pretty entertaining. Better finish than this year's RR

NO SPOILERS PLS

>still no Bliss shirt

How am i suppose to let these females throwing themselves at me that my heart belong to another.

JEW
E
W

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>>2047663

>>2047676
>WWE is currently taping tonight's SmackDown from Washington, DC. It will air on a slight tape delay due to the Tribute to The Troops tapings. Below are live spoilers:

>* SmackDown opens with James Ellsworth, Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon backstage

>* WWE Champion AJ Styles is out for MizTV. Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler both interrupt. Miz lays out Ziggler with a Skull Crushing Finale. Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Miz. Luke Harper is out next. He drops Ambrose and stares Styles down. A Fatal 4 Way elimination match is announced with the winner facing AJ on December 27th

>* Carmella defeated Natalya with a small package. Nikki Bella was on commentary

>* Zack Ryder wins the #1 contenders battle royal for his team. Heath Slater accidentally eliminated Rhyno at one point

>* SmackDown Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. enhancement talent never happens because Bliss is above this. Becky Lynch comes out and wants her rematch. Shane McMahon makes the match for right now

>>2047670
Just root for the show, fuck the rawtist scum

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>>2047663
Ryder's theme is the best thing about him, both versions. Mojo can fuck off.

The belt doesn't even fit on the midget...

>>2047647

nope

B E E F
E
E
F

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>>2047663
>Get a revamped theme just for Mojo to come and ruin it

>>2047666

TRIPS CHECKED

KEK WILLS IT

MEME MAGIC LADS

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>>2047663
Are we going to make it broskis?

What happens when Hype meets Fear?

Ryder is clearly the Janetty of the Hype Bros

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>>2047666
>Satan trips
This can't be.

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>>2047692
woo woo woo


You know it.

>>2047695
This Mojo carries the team literally

>>2047693

you get a theme park ride

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>>2047692
no

>>2047677
kek very good post

>>2047693
Hype feeds fear until rumble or mania nad american alpha takes the belts

RAH RAH UH UH AHHH

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>>2047666
>666

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Who /spiteful/ here?

>>2047704
NFL is almost over, they might push Mojo just to get Gronk to do an appearence

What does everybody want?
What does everybody need?

>>2047708
Sorry, i'm not a Jew.

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> A SINGING COMPETITION

Smackdown has a lot of zoo themed people

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>>2047692

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>>2047693
Post yfw they do a segment where Bray is afraid of Mojo because he's too hype to be scared

>They're still trying to shill Aron Corbi

TURN OFF THE OVEN
THIS JEW IS OKAY

BIG
BANTZ
BARON

>This Corbin vignette
BASED
A
S
E
D

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAHAAHAH

reminder baron corbin has a minion tattooed on his foot

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>>2047692
Yes

Who''s that semen demon?

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>>2047716

>btfoing my boy Greg

wtf I love Alexa now

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>>2047716

Is that the autistic nxt womyn?

Weekly reminder that shadow the hedgehog won the Andre the giant memorial

Jane Ellsworth is fucking hot!

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>>2047716

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>tfw working everyone with your high brow next gen commentary
RAW commentary team put on notice

>>2047714
Zoopholia

HAPPY
HANUKKAH

>>2047725
deonna purazzo

>Jane Ellworth

Based Bliss burying local jobbers

Is that the Deona chick?

>>2047725
Jane Elsworth

>>2047724
He should have won it back... Feels bad

AlexGOAT

Deonna is cute!

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Bliss v Hendrix fucking WHEN?

Psssshhh....Nothin Personnel… Kid

>>2047704
This, it'll actually be fair to be upset at American Alphas lack of a push if they don't

>>2047708
Why is she such a womanlet?

Ellsworth is better with long hair

Alexa is the best heel promo right now

>Becketty

just get a fucking career ending injury already

alexa bliss is fuckin fat

disgusting fat midget

SPEAK ENGLISH POTATO NIGGER

INAUDIBILITY
INTENSIFIES

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>>2047740
He'll be back. Give it time.

BASED BEX

Potato vs. Oven

NEVER LET BECKY TALK

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

My god this autism

>>2047757
Baked potatoes

>fucking potato nigger on mic

based alexa telling the fat smarks to shut the fuck up

>shane
OH SHIT

>becketty with a mic

OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Which one has more beef?

So the only heels in the company that can get boos are Miz and Bliss. GOATS!

post a pepe plz

Anyone here find becky's accent kinda nerdy and cute

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>dat scared look on alexa's face

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>>2047743
pls

MONEY
O
N
E
Y

>dis cutie in the crowd

wierd al yankovic staring at the camera rn

kike btfo

am I crazy or is alexa getting a gut?

ALEX ALOOKS LIKES A FUCKING KID

AND THSI IS CHAMPION O

HAHAHHAHA STATE OF KEKDOWN HOLY FAG

SHES PROBABLY SMALLER THAN ELLSWORTH

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>>2047767

Fuck off Shane that's not fair, the way you speak to the champ, fuck off cunt!!! this will be her 2nd match and she's nto ready, just cause beckky wants her match now u have to give it to her?? getfo thefuck out of her bshane

>>2047765
Carter stop your forced meme

KNACK IS BACK

>you made a mokery of the cell

That was Botcha and Charles, mick

Time to bury Potato once and for all

>that poor excuse of a Shane dance by Becky Lynch

I used to find her hot until I heard her speak for the first time ever last week and my boner just keeps getting flaccid every time I see her

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>>2047767

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>rematch already
>didn't even bother to give alexa title plates

fuck me

Shane and Daniel Bryan are more heel GMs than the fuckin authority

>>2047780
>Uses the carter meme
>Doesn't like beef

You really are the worst kind of person faggot

Were you framed /asp/?

You kids know this is all fake right?

I DID NOT RKO THE PRESIDENT

>try to watch raw
>fall asleep within 30 mins
>watch smack
>time is flying while im thoroughly entertained
how can RAW be so bad? at first I thought they were doing it to get SD some ratings after the brand split but this is just embarrassing at this point.

>>2047788
This made me laugh more than it should.

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thank you shane

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>>2047767

>>2047792

I spent a night in jail once for something I didn't do so kinda

>>2047795
>45 minutes left
Fuck

>>2047791
>getting triggered
This is why carter you are a cancer and need to take your meds

>>2047793
Bitch the news isn't even real the fuck are you on about

>>2047767

We dont post hate symbols here

>>2047801
At least it isnt raw, it would be 1:45

Sailor Venus gimmick for Alexa when?

Guiness is disgusting

>>2047793
If my president thinks it's real then so do I

>>2047792

Fortunately it hasn't happened yet

>>2047793
Holy fuck, you might be on to something, Call the news.

>Lady Gaga in 2016
Am I supposed to to high school tomorrow

>>2047790
Smackdownie face GMs are more heelish than Raw's tweener GMs

BASED HONKY

>womens """"""""""wrestling"""""""""""""

>>2047811
No, you're still in middle school.
18+

>scurry
Is that a rat joke Mauro

Hopefully this match wont last 30 minutes

I love when there's two hot, white women wrestling.

>>2047821
>Becky
>white

>>2047821

>Jews
>white

>>2047821
>Bliss
>White
pick one

>>2047821
Me too nigga

>>2047787
Dawg her accent just makes her that much sexier how can you say that.

>>2047821
>He doesn't feel the glow
The state of you

>>2047818
Well Alexa does have a rat face

>>2047822
>>2047824
The fuck did they mean by this?

God I would rape Alexas tiny body so hard and fast

>>2047821
>Potato nigger
>White

You may not pick both.

Which show has Balor?

>>2047812
is it a work or sheer incompetence?

>>2047821
>Women
>White

>>2047835
A physical therapy center in Alabama

>>2047835
NJPW

>>2047835

LEGO Ninjago

Jesus Christ they can't wrestle

>>2047829
Beef > Face

>>2047835
Injure reserved

>>2047835
RAM

Why?

>>2047834
Whiter than most americans who are mutts.

Stay retarded.

>>2047824
>>2047825
Goyim SEETHING

I wonder how bad their wrestling gear smells. Beckys tights must smell like rotten fish and sweaty armpit.

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>>2047835

The B show.

How much until Asuka comes and demolish both Raw and SD Women's division?

>>2047619
that was a based moment

BECKY WINS BECKY WINS!!!!!

>>2047846
>He thinks the Irish are white

WE WANT EVA

>>2047835

raw, he's still out on injury

>>2047835
TNA

>Becky does not get out of the ring to break the count
Fucking retard

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>becky attacking alexa

you let her get counted out

>Becky attacks an injured midget
How is Alexa the heel?

Womens """"wrestling"""" is not a draw

>>2047859
She's Irish, so it fits her character

>>2047859
I know like WTF.

God, I want to rub Alexa's stubby legs

>>2047835
General Hospital

>>2047795
Nah besides the Miz segments and Bliss, this hasn't been the best SD, The tag team contender battle royal was an absolutely a cluster fuck and felt so slow, only picked up a bit after Rhyno got eliminated. I found Raw last night to be fairly good especially the 1st hour, it just dragged down by dabman and man with a plan, and shitty Bayley and Fox.

>>2047851
never, she is going to be the face of NXT womens division until she retires

>>2047839
under
rated

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/asp/, can you imagine if Ziggler wins that fatal four way?

That'd be ridiculous.

Ya nerds do realize Total Divas is a work right?

Holy shit, I'm on TV!

This SD has been meh. HarpGOD better save this

>>2047768
Me. At TLC she asked Alexa if she was ready for a move she was gonna do. It was goddamn adorable

>tfw HarpGOAT is gonna make this match amazing but Deanetty or Dolphetty will win

Is KFC the Janetty to Popeye's Michaels?

Smackdown Live has got to be the worst programming in WWE history

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>>2047852
NEVER FORGET

>>2047824
>>2047825
Jews are white.

>>2047883
>Eating fast food.

>manchester by the sea

never visit that place

>>2047832
You don't even have the upper body strength to get out of bed you fat fuck

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>tfw to intelligent to watch cruiserweights """wrestling""""

>>2047883
Not in China it's not

>>2047888
holy fuck that actually made me laugh

>>2047883
No KFC is an international draw where as popeye's is the Jannetty

>>2047883
Yes. No question about it

KURT ANGLE SIGHTING

HE'S COMING BACK

>>2047888

They're literally Arabs

>>2047894
Why does this man have a giant ball sack on his back?

>>2047893
Ya mad
>Ya mad

Ya SEETHING
>Ya SEETHING

Ya angered
>Ya angered

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Who's the jannetty?

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https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/808859706794143744

>rawcucks

I miss Cena. Come back.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

>>2047904
Ya got a tiny dick

>>2047906
The entire movie

>Orton plays a SEAL
Wasn't he dishonorably discharged from the military

John Cena is winning royal rumble screencap this.

oh hey it's black doctor from House

>>2047913
delete this

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>>2047904
>Cuckter can't spell
>Canadas public education failed him

I
DID
NOT
RKO
THE
PRESIDENT

>>2047913
The Muh reens

>>2047901
I really was just thinking this, i think thats the first time they've acknowledged him on tv in in old footage in years

>>2047907
BBEWTP

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>>2047907

On 1-10 rate Gabriel Iglesias on Smack tonight

>>2047910
Bigger than yas

>>2047907
>black champions

no thank you

>>2047907
>new day
>black

>>2047910
clean behind your ears ya dirtbag

holy shit randall is tall

>>2047925
>Bigger than yas

???

>>2047907
4 Gorillas and a Horse
Is this some new sitcom on Fox?

>Those two deanfags wearing the sae exact outfit
jesus christ

>Randy in Shooter

did...did Orton just work us into a shoot?

I haven't given a shit about Tribute to The Troops since they stopped going overseas

>>2047907
So much darkness (literally) in one photo

Ambrose hasn't said a word all night, is he in the dog house? What'd he do?

>>2047917
I dropped out in grade 10 to become a wrestler and it has worked well for me ya lil dwarf. Ya probably work at McDonald's ya dweeb

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Shooter would be a 10/10 if they used this flag instead of the generic one.

>>2047907
if you bleach your skin you give up your black privilege. sasha is not black.

>>2047939
Probably for injuring AJ

>>2047925
>>2047928
>it's a cuckter samefags episode
Benoit yourself

>>2047936
I got worked

Somebody told me Randy had already showed up and died on Shooter

>>2047907
>kofi kingston
>black
He is pajeet retard

>Dat red carpet graphic
Based Miz

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>no pop ziggletty

Does that guy in the green shirt who attends every other show even have a job?

>>2047944
Didn't AJ injure himself?

>>2047944
Aj is injured?

>>2047939
Same thing last week

>>2047946
Oh hey I remember that too

>>2047907
>Horse
>Black
Shes whiter than Shaun King

>>2047950
his job is literally working smarks

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>>2047939
He's been put to shit ever since failing the Austin interview test
.
tfw based harper

HOLY FUCK HARPGOAT'S BASED THEME IS PLAYING

>>2047945
Oh ya so mad right now. Ya could say ya >SEETHING

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Who HARPGOAT here?

>Luke Harper labeled "the dark horse"

IS IT FUCKING HAPPENING LADS? ALL THREE WYATTS WITH BELTS?

Smell the fucking swamp gas

It's Tuesday. You know what that means.

BASED HARPER MAH BOY

>>2047945
pls go to church and acquire faith ya godless heathen

>>2047924
when did he come out?

>maryse wearing pants now with her outfit
>cameraman purposefully zooming in so we cant see her ass

state of this faggot show

ALL-POWERFUL KEK, MAY YOUR WILL BE DONE AND MAKE MIZ CHAMPION

Why luke why not bray or randy? I get it's to keep those two looking strong but still, kayfabe wise, wouldn't he be one of the last picks for a #1 contenders match?

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>>2047940
>Deancuck dropped out of high school
>No ones heard of his wrestling """"career""""

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>no pop for Luke

I thought the dark Horse was in the Iron Man match

>KO is actually last in that advert
Are they turning around Raw lads?

>>2047970
NO HARPGOAT

>>2047952
AJ has a messed up ankle currently.
hence not wrestling last week and this week. It's nothing too major. Memesworth isn't actually sick, this is all to buy some time

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>>2047966
oh shit

>>2047966
I swear this better lead to some joke or I will be very disappointed

>>2047963
BASED

>>2047962
>He can't greentext
Lurk moar fag

New
>>2047977
>>2047977
>>2047977
NEW

>>2047977
>>2047977
>>2047977
NEW

>>2047907
Sasha looks like Eminem

she is probably 80% European gentically

>>2047963
Here

I miss Harpers old titantron

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>>2047963
right
fucking
here

>>2047962
>The state of (you)

>>2047988
The eyes were great.

>>2047963

Here m8

I coined the HarpGOAT term

>>2047995
His titantron when he fought randy orton was based.

>>2048000
With those trips that confirms it.

HARPGOAT HARPGOAT HARPGOAT HARPGOAT