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>6 foot plus
>200+ lbs
>ripped as fuck
>handsome but attainable – a female Bayley. but not as masculine
>carried green-ass shawn "who"chels to being one of the greatest midcarders of that era
>GOAT IC Champion
>best member of the Rockers
>took the most memorable bump in History
>put over an entire era of talent
>works needles into his arm
>blows Steph out on Twitter
>didn't take Vince's shit
>drew dimes whilst he was over
>left when he realized HBK was going to kill the business to disassociate himself with such michaels
>forever coined the phrase "He was the Marty Janetty", meaning the successful member of the team
>everyone now refers to the lesser members as "The Michaels" (i.e, Romichaels, Xavier Woodicheals"
O U R G U Y
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>>2058550
Hey Marty.
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>>2058550
Based. HBGay btfo
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>>2058550
>>left when he realized HBK was going to kill the business to disassociate himself with such michaels
kek
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Would you?
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>>2058497
If it means I get to be part of Eddies legacy
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>>2058497
Gladly
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Not attracted to her but would most likely anyway, especially if she agreed to be loud
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What are some times when the guy who was clearly the Janetty ended up becoming the Shawn Michaels of the team?
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>>2058449
Shawn himself
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>>2058449
When Nintendo beat SEGA in the 90s
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Miz and Morrison. Only an edgelord would say they thought Miz was going to be the bigger of the two.
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>Watching sports entertainment for anything other than the promos, entrances, and endings of matches
No one here actually enjoys wrestling, right? Like, you know it's fucking fake, right?
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>>2058439
correct.
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>>2058439
No its not
Explain to me how they bleed then?
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You guys.
/outguy/ Mickey fights tonight
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Mickey getting rocked by sage tonight would make punk look even worse
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Gonna get BTFO by baseed Sage
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excuse me but you seem to be mistaken
thyme westslice is our guy
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Rock-bottom Ratings Roman at it again 2016-12-17 10:03:22 Post No.2058327
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Rock-bottom Ratings Roman at it again
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Ticket sales for Roadblock are incredibly low.
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/810170741266194432
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JUST END THE SHIELDETTY EXPERIMENT ALREADY
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>>2058327
Owensetty is the champ
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>>2058327
Was this the peak of /asp/?
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Biggest draw in wrestling history
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The Rock (1997-2004) was a big draw, but mostly always behind Austin. Still, drew big money
Dwayne Johnson (2011-present) is a mega draw and drew the biggest buyrate in WM history, but he's a celebrity now in the same way that Trump was the draw for 23. If WWE brought in Justin Bieber or Leonardo DiCaprio, they'd do big business too. I don't count this part of his career
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>>2058326
t. Insecure Austincuck mad that his childhood hero is completely irrelevant
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>>2058326
Based Rock had the highest drawing year tho
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Realistically who do you think will get released next year?
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>>2058276
Becky Lynch
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>>2058276
Dana
Rowan
Tamina
The shining stars
Hideo (due to imjury)
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>>2058276
Cuck Hawkins
Emma
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WWE cringe thread 2016-12-17 08:58:02 Post No.2058188
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WWE cringe thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP6V4g2OBhE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4igheaGlyg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an4655IhWCE
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>>2058192
Kek
embarrassing match, definition of "mandrama"
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People with unironically zero talent 2016-12-17 08:48:32 Post No.2058166
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People with unironically zero talent
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If you give any meme answers (Shieldshitter, Hogan, Triple H, Kuck Angle, New Day member) you are officially seething
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>cuckterposting
Anyway here we go
>Jasethy
>CM Phil
>Barrett
>Gaymus
>Ziggler
>Cryan Bryan
>Fandango
>Alberto Dorito
and the biggest one
>Undercarder
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>>2058166
Her talent is being "gettable" to smelly people
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>>2058175
>unironically lists some of the most talented wrassler of all tI'm
TOPKEKK ebin meem xdxdxd
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She's beautiful and I hope she gets her life in order soon. My favorite wrestler of all time (man or woman) and she seems like a great person inside and out.
I hope when she dumps Del Rio she takes some time to reflect and realize that these jacked up bad boys aren't the key to happiness. She needs a nice, sweet, caring guy to balance her out. If WWE lets her return (they should, her return match would make a shitload of cash) I hope to see her in my city soon and maybe be that lucky guy to help her out.
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>>2058080
Ugh
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This bait has some potential but as of right now its too obvious
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she's a dumb slag from norwich and she always will be
Wrestling Guilty Pleasure: The Show
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>>2058034
she can be really insufferable. really gossipy and shady
nikki is my favorite and lana is growing on me, her voice is annoying though. paige is a total sloot but i cant argue with results
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>>2058034
>fat
12+
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Last episode was fucking GOAT
>Dean making a Titty Master reference
>Rusev's theme literally played when his mom showed up
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What's next for Uncle Deano now that he's probably out of the world title scene until Mania? Who's he gonna feud with for the Rumble? Who's he gonna feud with for Mania?
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>>2057984
Ambrose is shit in the ring
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>>2057984
Just dick around
Probably feud with Ellsworth if he turns
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Until Mania? He should never go near the title picture again. Future endeavor this piece of shit
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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
Why hello there young man, how are you today?
Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.
You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that is my gold plated "personal guarantee"
But only if you do the simple task.....
It seems Big Show is being a naughty boy and isn't wiping his botty after making, so you will have to do it for him, even although he knows how and is old enough to do it himself.
Simply type in here *WIPES BIG SHOW'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed
just type in *WIPES BIG SHOW'S BOTTOM* and you lonely days are over - you will be approached by "her" - she will do all the talking and asking and will never hurt, betray or leave you.
I wish you both happiness in your life together.
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>>2057861
haven't seen this in ages kek
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*WIPES BIG SHOW'S BOTTOM*
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What the fuck is this shit
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Is he getting both titles this sunday?
is he the savior monday night RAM needs?
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I hope so, then I hope the new day talk shit and him and Rollins become Tag champs as well.
BASED TRIPLE DOG
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Yes, Based Big Dog deserves it
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Well /asp/ i'm out till carter leaves again lol what a faggot