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Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history 2016-12-18 12:44:26 Post No.2059705
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Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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2016-12-18 12:44:26
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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felipe BTFO
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>>2059705
Hey Phil!
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>>2059705
add a few more
>Got killed by /ourguy/ Mickey "Meme Killer" Gall in his only UFC fight
>Also got cauliflower ear
>Even Dana White doesn't want him back for a second fight
Name a better toy.
Pro-tip you can't.
That's right, when you put Vince's foot on the ramp it actually played his music like magic. I felt like Based Bucky Beaver Motherfucker.
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>playing with wrestling toys
what are you some kine of faggot?
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>>2059711
>being a kid
>not having toys to play with
Wow. What was poverty like?
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>>2059704
got a video or something? That recent toy which was based of the dusty rhodes tag team classic match was stupid
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Alright /asp/ies. I didn't have the time to watch WWF programming in the late 90s so I'm gonna marathon some Attitude Era matches. What should I expect?
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18+
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Boring brawls
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>>2059654
You want to start at the raw on march 17th 1997. That was the date that Bret Hart started the Attitude Era and saved professional wrestling
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T minus 18 hours
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Kek reigns panders so much to kids you can even recolor his attire like in a childrens book kekek.
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>>2059622
Not happening
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>Based Redneck Owens losing to a tropical nigger
XD
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What went wrong?
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apparently he was a dick and an unsafe worker
doesn't stop Seth Rollins though
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First he got hurt, then he got suspended, then Randy Orton and John Cena buried him to Vince. Unlucky bastard
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Back tattoo
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>>2059505
Huge forehead
Ridiculous hair color
Shit skin
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>>2059505
She isnt that bad
If i met her in a club i would try my hardest to bang her, shes pretty nice desu
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>>2059505
Because you're looking at a shop. In unshopped pics she is the most beautiful angel in the world.
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He is not /ourguy/
We are a pro-wrestling board, not an MMA board. Why is it whenever someone from the UFC trashes Pro-wrestling you guys hop on their dicks?
CM Punk (a hot topic of discussion who a good majority of us rooted for) loses to some nobody and all of a sudden he is our guy? Beating CM Punk made him our guy? Nah, thats pathetic.
Same thing goes for Conor when he called WWE stars pussies. You guys are pathetic and should stand up for pro-wrestling
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>>2059468
Please
Have
Sex
PLEASE!!
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>>2059468
*gallops towards you*
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>>2059468
>We are a pro-wrestling board
Factually incorrect.
Find clues.
This guy is mocking you and has removed the corner turnbuckle pad
what do?
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who is this faggot?
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>>2059422
Let him fuck my wife
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>>2059422
shit on his dvd
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By 2018 these two will be signed to WWE and Adam Cole will become huge.
Screencap this.
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WWE hasn't made a mainstream star since John Cena and it took nearly a decade to do that, why will this guy become "huge"
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>Kyle O'Utlaw and Adam Coutlaw being huge
"no"
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>>2059405
Vince will leave the company soon and give it to his kids and Hunter. By that time WWE will be getting record low ratings and will try desperately to try to get someone over and it will be Adam Cole.
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I'm going to a Smackdown Live! Event on Tuesday, what should my sign say?
Gif unrelated.
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>>2059382
"Security didn't confiscate my sign"
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>>2059382
" Hi /asp/ "
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>Who was the Jannetty?
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If WWE and Vince had any balls left they'd resign Ryback and have him win the Royal Rumble and main event Wrestlemania this year. He's one of the very few men left in the business with a personality.
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>literally can only get hired by the most podunk of literally who indies
It's ovah Feed-Me-Morons.
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Cryin' Ryan needs to stop making up stories to get interviewers and hit the bingo halls
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>>2059344
He doesn't get hired by them because his booking fee is too large. He is holding out on a resign because working bingo halls would poison his reputation and make it seem like WWE won.
This is all really obvious. Come on /asp/ don't be STUPID
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Ruthless Aggression recommendations 2016-12-18 05:39:37 Post No.2059287
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Ruthless Aggression recommendations
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Watched a shit ton of Attitude era shit and was bored fucking silly, give me some actually decent RA Era shit to watch please. Preferably GOAT Matches but whatever.
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angle vs lesnar smackdown iron man match
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>>2059296
Watched it and I love that shit. I love those guys and cannot stand watching guys like Triple H and Shawn Michaels in the ring.
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>>2059287
>Cena vs JBL - Judgement Day 2005
>Cena vs RVD - ECW One Night Stand 2006
>Cena vs HBK vs Edge vs Orton - Backlash 2007
>Edge vs Mick Foley - WM 22
>HBK vs Hogan - WM - Summerslam 2005
>Cena vs Edge TLC - Unforgiven 2006
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>Ladies man so alpha
>Cucked Jay lethal
>Made AJ lee quit wrasling
>Straight edge role model
>First /asp/ hall of fame inductee.
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>>2059262
Why do people think CM Phil is vegan? They literally showed him eating a rack of ribs on that ufc documentary thing
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>>2059307
Cause he's straight edge but drinks pepsi
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Is he, and I'm going to take as much time as I can here because it's a huge risk for both the perception of me and this board in saying this, /ourguy/?
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>>2059324
Phil SEETHING
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>>2059327
Half of /ourguy/ is the /our part
You can't be anyone's guy/ unless you encompass some of their ideals
All Gall has done is beat up Phil, and that's only a big deal because /asp/ has abandonment issues
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brute strength in wrestling 2016-12-18 04:40:17 Post No.2059207
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brute strength in wrestling
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2016-12-18 04:40:17
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Post some strength moments by wrestlers like Cesaro, Mark Henry, Neville etc.
I love seeing moves done by Cesaro where he pretty much reverses the momentum of an airborne wrestlers and turns it into a back breaker
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also 4mb max file for gif? what's up with that
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guess i'll have to link gifs like a fucking animal
http://imgur.com/BPZofcq
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>>2059225
Looks dumb as fuck