Don't worry Phil, leave Mickey Gall to me

I'm straight but I'd let that dude slime me. Damn.

>>2047002
Then you're not straight.

>>2047002
M'Carter.

>>2047002
lmao look @ this fag

>>2047002
>>2046985
>posting 24 hours on this board for months. Posts on Reddit, Roblox and /woo/ side by side
>talks to himself on /asp/

Jesus christ, get a life or a boyfriend carter

You are now realizing his face looks exactly like Tom Brady

>>2047018
>>2047019
>>2047020
>>2047022
Based Carter working the Marks.

>>2047025
You are now realizing his body looks exactly like Zyzz.

>>2047025
Kek

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>>2046985
Oh thank god.

>>2050219
Leave AJ to me as well

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Is Big Dick Mick a draw?

Why is he being demoted to fight on non-ppv cards?

>>2050553
After he loses to Sage he'll be a literal who

>>2050553
Sage is more famous than Gall. That aside, I'm picking Sage by 1st round KO.

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Why do you fucking assholes keep making fun of one of the literal GOAT? Hes 10x better than most of the meathead bodybuilders that Vince jerks his dick to. CM Punk is one the best if not THE best on the mic. Stop being jealous of guys that are more successful than you. Pipebomb.

>>2047022
Fedoramen you are just as bad as him

>>2050553
All three of his fights were against guys having their first fight

The most impressive thing he's done is win his first fight

so Sage's curriculum looks more impressive, he's also younger but they are both really young

he has less reach and less ground fighting but his kicks and punches look terrific

Gall has a chance if he can grapple, otherwise he'll lose to punches

also looking at Sage's loss against Barbarena, he clearly lacks the grappling

he absolutely devastated Barbarena the whole match, made him to a pulp, one mistake and lost, part is inexperience, part result of a training too focused on strikes

his strikes also focus too much on quantity over quality, most guys would win with the amount he delivers

What do I have to do to be like Northcutt? How the fuck does anyone looks this chiseled at age 20?

>>2052263

roids

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>>2046985
Dem cum gutter.
And I'd pay to see Gall calling him daddy and kiss him on the mouth.

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>>2052263
Dude has been training since he was like 4 years old.

I think he's natty. Testosterone levels come in at it's highest peaks during puberty in your teenage years, so he took advantage of that.

>>2051473

It's hilarious how you manchildren used to love CM Punk, then he quits and calls mandrama what it is, a fake show for children and you all hate him for it as if what he's saying isn't the truth.

It's a fake show with fake belts for kids and manchildren.

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>tfw you're so Natty, you work the USADA

>>2052938
Hey Phil

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>>2052938
Hola Philcuck

>>2052942
haha

>>2051569
[citation needed]

Do you think CM Punk will live tweet as he usually does with Mickey on the card?

>>2052925
What the fuck

>>2053237
I can imagine him celebrating when Mickey loses. Or saying something salty at least.

Wonder what he would say if Mickey won. Probably something like
>Y-Yeah, see? I'm not a bad fighter, Mickey is just that damn good.

>>2050553
Because the only reason he was on ppv anyways was cuck man Phil

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This is called good sportsman ship, Phil. You will look like less of an ass when you lose next time if you do this.

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
PHIL CRIES, HYPE CROWD

>>2056920
In a good way or bad way?

>>2058515
Doesn't matter AJ is going to get fucked by a black guy tonight while Philip watches.

>>2058531
>AJ complains to Phil to come in bed and forget about UFC for one night
>"NO AJ, I'M ONE OF THE GUYS! I NEED TO TWEET DURING THE EVENTS"

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>>2046985
>OP

>>2046985
APOLOGIZE

>>2051555
>>2051555

what did I tell you?

also didn't notice, my trips speak clearly

Sage can't grapple for shit, one takedown and he's done for

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>>2047002
>I'd let that dude slime me.

>>2052938
Because aspies can't take their role model quitting his job.

>>2051255
>>2051285

Hi Phil!

why did sage fail?

>>2060254

CM Phil mentored him.

>>2060254
California surfer gay gay faggot