Do you care about this match?
>>2060841
I don't care about any of the matches on the card.
>>2060852
Why?...
>>2060841
It's going to be right before the main event as a pissbreak match
Who's going over tonight?
seriously? >>2060753
>>2060753
Me. Because I'm at my upper limit of these fucking bi-weekly ppvs, I'm over this shit.
>>2060753
The Humongous Hound.
>"Austin surpassed all of Hogan's records... in terms of merchandising and licensing, and pay-per-view and live events. Without question the most popular performer we've ever had." - Vince McMahon, Owner of WWE.
>>2060737
Austin is the GOAT.
He meant what he said you spastic
He meant stevetty is never as big as Hoganetty.
This narcissistic bitch seriously has paintings of herself in her home
>>2060676
Based as fuck Eva working marks with her beauty
>>2060676
When ya good looking ya can do that. Something ya will never know about ya jealous vertically challenged doofus
>yassss
Does anyone else have more fun watching UFC events than WWE events lately?
>>2060521
I definitely prefer the UFC's women's matches.
>>2060521
I have more fun taking a piss break during Raw than I have watching the show
Does it upset any of you martial arts/MMA guys about the direction of this board?
I think most of us would agree that we don't mind pro-wrestling at all, but when it is completely over saturated on /asp/ it gets to be a serious annoyance.
With the daily rant about the board out of the way, any of you guys train any koryu arts? Do you think they would be more effective in a no holds barred fight?
>>2060339
/asp/ has become a containment board for /sp/ to keep wrestling fags shitposting among themselves.
We have to deal with it and bear it.
*puts on fedora*
On behalf of the wrestling fans here, I apologize for you having to deal with our bullshit.
>>2060339
I'm pretty sure most of the martial arts/more esoteric sports guys left with the influx of wrestling shitposting
> be Bautista
> return after 4 years
> babyface return welcomed by top heels on RAW
> wear skinnyjeans
> win Rumble
> be Bootista
> get del rio mega over
> main event wrestlemania
> tap clean to a midget
> turn heel
> be bluetista
> return of Evolution
> lose all matches
> annihilated by ramen repeadtedly
> pinned clean by seth
> cry a river about wwe fans
> leave
>be big dave
>in the biggest movie of the summer as his first main character
>in the biggest bond movie as the villain
>be more successful than any wwe superstar minus the rock
>>2060317
Everything after the rumble was smark pandering because smelly beards couldn't hack dbry looking like a shitter.
Dbry buried Roman and batista just with his presence at the rumble.
>>2060348
Then buried himself with his glass body
What a delusional delusional man. My favorite part of this whole thing is that he actually thought he was going to win. The amount of people falling for his bullshit 'I'm just following my dream' charade are fucking embarrassing. It only became his dream when he wanted out of WWE. It only became his dream when wrestling stopped being his dream. What a load of shit. If it was really his dream he either would have left wrestling to pursue it seriously or he would have started out with amateur fights because that's how you learn and get better, by facing people at your level and moving up the ranks as your skills progress. Instead his ego let him actually think he could walk into the UFC with 2 years training and win. His ego demanded he fight on the biggest stage so everybody could see when he won and he could play the tough guy. Now he's probably the only person to ever fight in UFC who doesn't look like he could even beat you in a fight.
Fair play for actually getting in there but he didn't even land a single punch. 2 years of the most elite training anybody could possible have, the ability to train non-stop and not have to hold down an actual job, top nutritionists and everything money can buy and he was still completely out of his depth. It's plain hubris and nothing else. Everybody wants to give him a trophy purely for participating because he had 'the balls' to do what apparently so many of us wouldn't. No. He had the arrogance to do what he did and apparently had trainers who were feeding him bullshit instead of telling him what he needed to hear. At the end of the day he got in there and got beat up for more money than any of us will probably ever get in our lives. Yeah, real courageous. I'm pretty sure if you asked a handful of guys on the street who think they're tough guys to get in the octagon for a fight if you paid them hundreds of thousands of dollars they'd all say yes too. I'm not about to show respect to somebody who is stupid enough to make a moronic decision and survive to tell the tale. Showing true courage would be actually realizing that yeah, I really want to do this but sometimes in life you don't always get what you want. Now he just embarrassed himself in front of the world for no reason other than his arrogance got in the way.
I actually felt bad for him during the post fight press conference. It's hard to watch anybody go through the process of realizing they aren't as good, important or special as they thought they were and he had to do it in front of the world - totally his own fault but still. I'm glad he got humbled. Maybe it will knock him down a few pegs and he might actually learn a valuable lesson in humility. Shame on the relevant athletic commissions for even sanctioning him to fight in the first place.
I think the courageous thing is more of him putting his reputation and the reputation of the wwe on the line. In all cases it was a retarded decision for a person of his age to even try to compete
>On a 2000 episode of "Smackdown", Bob "Hardore" Holly suffered a broken arm while attempting to stiff a relatively green Kurt Angle on receiving a moonsault, after an argument backstage ensued about Angle going over
>On a 2002 episode of "Smackdown", Bob "Hardcore" Holly stiffed a young Brock Lesnar during a powerbomb, leading to Lesnar dropping Holly on his neck, breaking it
>On a 2003 episode of "Tough Enough" Bob "Hardcore" Holly took a hot tag in a training match and proceeded to stiff hit and slam a trainee
>After Mike Lockwoods death in 2003, by suicide, Bob "Hardcore" Holly refused to go to his funeral, calling Mike a "quitter" in his autobiography
>During his ECW run in 2006, Bob "Hardcore" Holly used backstage connections to change the outcome of his matches with CM Punk, one of which he would refuse to tap out, and another where he went over the young star
>During a run in 2007, Bob "Hardcore" Holly, who was suffering with a Staph Infection, would intentionally refuse to clean his own gym equipment, potentially infecting his gym mates
>During his WWE run in 2007, Bob "Hardcore" Holly entered in to several arguments wherein he argued that the much younger Cody Rhodes should ultimately not go over him, instead using backstage connections to set up an angle where Cody becomes Bob's protege, maintaining that the spotlight be shared between both
>On his final WWE match at Night of Champions in 2008, Bob "Hardcore" Holly stiffed Rhodes repeatedly during a handicap match
>During an appearance at a UK promotion in 2009, Bob "Hardcore" Holly repeatedly stiffed Thomas "The UK Kid" Jones in a TLC match, resulting in a visibly annoyed Jones stiff hitting Holly with a chair, breaking one of his ribs
Seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with Bob Holly?
>>2059999
>>2060012
>He tried to save face and call it a "timing issue"
>The next month he said that Brock should have lifted him even IF he stiffed him
>>2059999
Nice digits. Yeah lots of cunts who think they are bigger then they are. Wrestling hasn't quite left its carnie roots.
Realistically, and without trolling, who do you think will make a surprise return at the Rumble?
I fully expect Haitch to eliminate Rollins.
Finn Balor
Kurt Angle
The Undertaker
Finn Balor
Shelton Benjamin
John Cena
>>2059971
He's going to win and headline against Reigns
Where the FUCK is Taker on Smackdown?
>>2059945
Huh?
>>2059945
Waiting for Cena to return so that they can start their feud and eventual WM match.
>>2059945
Waiting until football season is over so he can make it look like he brought up ratings.
does anyone else think she's cute?
She is a less attractive mandy rose
I like her cause she seems slutty
>>2059869
Hi Enzo
Lamb of God licence theme when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
>>2059852
how's middle school treating you kiddo?
>>2059852
Baron Corbin is basically just PJ Black after he visited /asp/
>Lamb of God
Are they even still around?
>>2065393
>all charisma + talent is removed
Sounds about right.
The day WWE died
This is the only answer.
This moment lead us towards all of the "RECORD LOWS" with the shieldetty experiments.
sadly yes,even wwe knows.Romanbore can't even be 10% of his level without nepotism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
I legit hope he pulls a Shawn Michaels return for 2-3 more years and keeps his current attitude in promos.
He'd be the new Stone Cold and he's already over as fuck.
You can say whatever you want about him, that he's a manlet, that he wrestled in bingo halls for 5 bucks, that he's a bearder loser.
But he was the last person in modern WWE that was able to fire up the crowd on a whim and got pops like these regularly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttiGTC5B2gg
>>2059775
100% accurate. It takes a special kind of charisma to get the word "Yes" over as a damn catchphrase.
Nash never got a reaction this big, that's for sure. And no amount of 18+ing can change that fact.
When he was heel the yes chant was based as fuck, got cringey after a year