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If she appears during the SD 3v3 tag match, I'm marking the fuck out

Rumble debut confirmed. Who will be the midcarder who won't take her seriously and get humiliatingly eliminated before she gets tossed over the top from the back by a heel?

>>2190246
*unzip dick*

Can't wait to cum for her debut

>>2190217
>Forced to take anger management classes after his fight with Jericho

It's only going to work for so long. You can take the bean out of the chilli, but you can't take the chile out of the vean.

>>2190231
But can you take the chilli out of the sea bass?

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>>2190217
>Beat the the Irish out of Sheamus twice
>Flicked an unopened soda can in Gotch's general direction and knocked him the fuck out
>Worked Jericho so hard that the latter came out in a Sin Cara mask during a main event televised run in inadvertently putting him over
>Still based enough to hang out with top guys like Seth and Cesaro and face virtually zero repercussions

Hunicara showing the the boyz in the back how a real man operates.

>>2190209
GOAT

>>2190209
>Only A-listers can beat John Cena at Wrestlemania

>>2190209
2nd world title run when?

>>2190115
Sin cara fucked up one of them backstage

Vince doesn't like when guys don't hold their ground or stand up for themselves, any push Morrison was getting or would have got was ended once he found out Melina was sleeping around and he didn't do anything

>>2190119
Also he said Kofi was a jobber or something and Jericho told Kofi he needs to do something or he's done. So they fought for a little on a plane and Vince gained respect for him

>>2190115
Jobber gimmick, never got over and the guy on the left is awful and disgusting to look at.

>>2190076

guys who are like Naito are automatic pussy magnets. It's the whole "not giving a fuck about anything" attitude that does it

hes a bad boy

>literally who

Child molestation storyline

Shit on the little jimmies obviously

>I DON'T CARE ABOUT KIDS WITH CANCER ANYMORE, FOR ME THEY CAN ALL DIE AND BE FORGOTTEN

>>2190004

Burying anti-draws and vanilla midgets; the show.

I liked it.

>holding a beauty contest featuring Midwestern women over 40 with mullets

>>2190004
watched it live when it first aired

>>2189933
Its almost like its a kid's show.

Because the product is boring?

>>2189933
The product is 99% shit.

>>2189878
>casuals
>watching memext
kek. I don't watch that shit either but I have seen the threads with them making smarks >seethe on twitter

Literally who?

The smarkiest of smarks haven't even warmed up to them you fat retard. They're nobodies

then

now

forever

>>2189844
You care enough to start new thread faggot.

>>2189844
Smackdowns not bad
Just Dolph sucks is all

>>2189848
BTFO
T
F
O

Just to save everyone the trouble, OP is going to follow up with
>fedoramen
>f-stalker
>Seething
>ya
>pinhead
>finna
>wewtist
>go back to /wew/

he'll throw in his triphammer trip in there somewhere

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he got dat good hair doe

>>2189831
OP here and I'm going to filter anyone mentioning any of the words you mentioned.

He'll be eliminated by Titus.

>>2189811
Good.

Who?

Sami Zayn was literally booed during the match.

>>2189695
He was cheered over seth rollins. What match did you watch?

>>2189698
The same match you didn't, apparently.

>>2189669
Lana has been enhanced by some cutting-edge boobs technology. Seriously one of the most spectacular achievements of modern materials science.

Alexa is cute.

Naomi by a mile

fuck off and die carter

Wrestlemania 33 main event

Universal championship
Getting his win back from Balorina
Going over Goldberg and Brock

Getting booed for another 10 years.