*grabs microphone*
YOU SEE SCOTT
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
Based Big Dimes AJ worked Mcmahon to put him on the second row in new Rumble T Shirt Graphic
>>2194542
kek look at redditcho all the way in the back next to r truth
>>2194542
In the second row with the rest of the small timers
Where the fuck is my Blissfu?
Who will play him the inevitable biopic?
Who will play Hunter, Shane, Linda and Stephanie?
>>2194443
>Vince - Idris Elba
>Steph - Kerry Washington
>Linda - Angela Bassett
>Shane - Jamie Foxx
>Hunter - Will Smith
>>2194454
We wuz wrestlin n shit.
Did you know Vincent McMahon Sr. didn't run the WWWF? *His* father's assistant, a black man by the name of Fredrick W. Jackson was actually the mastermind behind Capitol Wrestling, and is also the one who told a young Vincent K. McMahon to expand and overtake the territory system.
Of course, white revisionists would have you think it was all the McMahons,and they omit Fredrick from history.
>>2194464
wtf I love niggers now
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Phil absolutely destroyed
>>2194444
Quads with 4s confirm destruction of Cuck Man Phil
You've replied to yourself twice now. It's time to accept this thread is a failure and move on with your life.
Why do people try to say that this career midcarder was one of the "GOATs"
>>2194410
>won world championship
>sent back to the midcard anyway
Kek
>>2194410
>Le stupid idiot
>UR GOING ON LE LIST XD
Literally le ddit: the wrestler
Samefaghammer
ITT: People who should have been stars
Brad Maddox had it all
>>2194396
I want him to fuck me so hard that I would never be able to walk straight
>>2194396
Needed to gain height and hit the gym.
Paige sex tape when?
What's his endgame?
final five in the rumble, book it
>>2194360
Cucking Big Cass.
>>2194361
I can see them attempting (and failing) to break santinos record with him. Its probably never going to be broken.
ITT: Worst Promos
I'll start, Jack Swaggers return to smackdown to an apathetic crowd.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Rolling Stones!"
...Crickets chirping
Who's idea was this shit?
>Who's idea was this shit?
Oh you didn't know?
>>2194356
Mickie james on smackdown this week
YOU BETTA CALLLLL SOMEBODDDYYYY
why doesn't wwe take their storylines out of the ring anymore?
>stone cold breaking into pillman's house, and pillman pulls a gun on him
>hogan rams a truck into the ambulance taking the rock away
also, why wasn't pic related more popular?
he was huge, looked great, his in-ring ability was pretty good
granted his gimmick (generic crazy guy) was boring, they could have changed that easily
>>2194346
>enzo gets cucked in hotel room
They have, just nothing memorable or cool.
The writers of the 90's were badass alphas.
Now it's full sail """writers"""" who probably identify as gender neutral
>>2194346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-F-6dglOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGqx9iXvFTQ
>why doesn't wwe take their storylines out of the ring anymore?
I'd guess it costs a lot to do remote shoots.
It really bothers me how almost all the action is in the ring. Why do Nikki and Nattie have to keep coming out to yell at each other? These could all be effortlessly handled in backstage segments.
I stopped watching around 2011, but why does it appear we get way less actual matches than we used to? This week we had four matches, but only two of them were legitimate contests (Harper/Snek, Dean/Miz). Then we had the quick over the top battle royal, the squash over Kalisto, and a dozen segments.
I'm also really, really tired of WWE's over-reliance on in-ring interview shows. Ambrose Asylum, MizTV, Kevin Owens Show, it just goes on and on and on.
I am serious, look at the sexy pose she makes, look at her sculpted abs, look at the amazing chest she has, I want men to give me their honest opinion on this picture. I know this her from when she was in the WWE, but her body is outstanding.
no bullshit, I thought this was a picture of Linda Hogan
I prefer Jillian Hall than Linda Hogan
>>2194291
tits = great
everything else = average
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is
Daily reminder that the Undercarder has cut ZERO (0) good promos and wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without getting carried by Edge in his near 30 year career
Wtf I hate the Undercarder now
Based anon BTFOing the Undercuckter
What went wrong
>>2194174
edge didnt kill him at mania 22
>>2194174
Google 'Kristallnacht'
>>2194178
What is that
What's this hairstyle called?
Hi Top
>>2194150
it's called shitposting i think
patrician
Tony Nese appreciation thread.
>>2194082
literally who
who?
>>2194090
Manlet division "heel"
>must have drawn many dimes
>must have not been the jannettey in any team
>hard mode: no roman, no rock, no hogan, no austin, no cena
Edge