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Lets not forget; Big Cass is 7ft and you can't teach that!

>>2185785

Keep in mind though, most guys are up to an inch taller in the morning that in the evening, due to gravity on the cushioning between your bones and vertebra slightly compressing them. Thor might be 6'9" evening, and Shaw might be 6'8" morning. -So technically Shaw isn't lying or at least not trying to be deceptive.

Strongman might pad that stats of some of their top athletes, most sports do that, but NOTHING close to what the WWE is notorious for.

If Thor is even 6'9" then there is no way Cass is anything over 6'8". And if that's true then the Big Show might only be 6'9" or 6'10". Certainly was shorter than legit 7ft Shaq.

How do I fucking play svr2007, never played it before (emulating now) but the controls are so different from 11 and 10 I can't do shit

>>2185797
Most of the grapple moves were tied to the analog sticks on the ps2. Not sure if that helps.

>>2185781
only two draws combined, very sad

Did they...?

>>2185780
No. Alexa is pure. She believes in keeping her virginity until her wedding night.

Fuck her for taking that prime Aussie dick off the market.

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>get rid of the only good commentator

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>>2185765
I'd put my thumb in his eye, but that's just me, Mauro.

nah he's alright minus his retarded neck tattoo

>>2185667
Good morning Carter, "hollycuck hulk chokin" still isn't getting over sorry

>>2185670
He's going to spam threads now since posting it in every thread didn't work

He's been angry since Undercarder got over and is desperately trying a new meme

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>>2185667
hi stevettey dont be mad because you didnt draw as much as me

>>2185656
no soory bud

>WCW

the company that fired Steve Austin

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>SupaSTAR
>#Bankonit

Enough already

>>2185646
shes unable to carry children

>>2185646
She's the kind of tard who'll turn heel and then think it gives her free reign to curse out autograph hunters

>>2185551
DON'T TAKE MY HAND
I'M OFF TO NEVER DRAW A DIME

I AM THE TABLE

>>2185553
>such a big draw that WCW signed him just so ECW couldn't use him

>>2185514
Dimes

>>2185518

this

>>2185514
but he's not

Eva Marie isn't a wrestler

>>2185477
based

>>2185477
She tucks her feminine penis so well

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>eating food

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>>2185463

...or the Thunder Mixer?

>>2185463
>grilling
>Not frying everything until your heart is in agony but your tongue is in heaven.

Time to bring in more 50y/o legends because they failed to make the new guys interesting with proper booking

Get ready for a whoooole lot of "Seff gets screwed over by Haitch and Steph"

>>2185419
>Brock has roid gut
>Carder's bingo wings literally spilling out of his singlet
>Goldberg is bleeding for no reason
JUST

>>2185378
Only thing embarrassing is you ya Jabroni

Yep he's awful. Worse than new day

>>2185378
I tuned out when they announced Goldberg would be next, tbqh.

>shit ring psychology, shit pacing and the inability to do anything other than rush through movez

bbygrrrl

>>2185385
huh?

>>2185368
REMINDER
Based Seth is fucking OP's underage sister

Hogan had been in WCW for almost 4 years prior to Bret.

18+

More like he escaped to Fed to get away from Prima Donna Shawn only to wind up with the Old Prima Donna King, Hull Kogan.

>>2185361
Not as JUST as your thread.